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Charlie Kirk opens up about the historical figures he'd most want to meet, from Jesus Christ to Julius Caesar and Benjamin Franklin. He shares candid thoughts on everything from his favorite TV shows to why Batman resonates more than Superman, his love of Greek food, and what he learned from a liberal high school teacher who changed his life. Kirk also discusses his recent back injury that ended his running routine, the loss of his beloved dog, and why he believes Donald Trump and Batman have more in common than people realize. This wide-ranging conversation reveals a side of Kirk rarely seen in political interviews.
Dream Dinner Guests From History
When asked who he would most want to have dinner with from the past, Charlie Kirk doesn't hesitate. His first choice is Jesus Christ, noting that his faith tells him he will actually see Jesus for the first time one day. Beyond that spiritual longing, Kirk expresses deep fascination with the great figures of Roman history, including Julius Caesar, Cicero, and Marcus Aurelius. He also mentions wanting to sit down with the philosophical trio of Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle all at once.
Kirk believes America's Founding Fathers haven't received adequate treatment from Hollywood and singles out Benjamin Franklin as particularly compelling. He describes Franklin as an inventor, visionary, writer, and diplomat who was phenomenal in many different ways. For present-day dinner companions, Kirk names Elon Musk as someone he finds compelling because of his perseverance and vision, noting that Musk has real grit despite potential political disagreements.
Breaking Bad Versus Stranger Things
Kirk doesn't mince words when comparing Game of Thrones and Stranger Things, calling it "not even a conversation." He declares Game of Thrones one of the greatest pieces of television ever created while dismissing Stranger Things as awful and unwatchable, lacking any depth or substance despite multiple attempts to watch it.
However, Kirk reserves his highest praise for Breaking Bad, calling it probably his favorite TV show ever created, in a different category than lighthearted shows like Seinfeld and Frasier. He offers a detailed analysis of what makes Breaking Bad exceptional: the anti-hero's journey of Walter White, who starts as the ultimate picture of innocence—a teacher in the suburbs with the last name White—and descends into evil. Kirk explains how the show brilliantly manipulates viewers into cheering for a meth cook, making them complicit in the moral descent. He praises the character arc of Jesse, who struggles with addiction and multiple relapses, and notes how the show subverts expectations by making viewers root against the law enforcement heroes.
Regarding Game of Thrones, Kirk actually loved the ending, particularly seeing Daenerys Targaryen become the brutal leader she was always foreshadowed to be throughout the series. He compares her to a Churchillian Dresden figure rather than the benevolent liberator many fans imagined, though he admits the Jon Snow killing her storyline felt like weak writing.
Food Preferences and Greek Cuisine
Kirk declares Greek food his absolute favorite cuisine, though he acknowledges it tends to slow him down afterward. He loves everything about it—the hummus, the burnt cheese, and particularly the combination of cheese and fire. He recalls eating in Athens and needing to take naps after those heavy but delicious meals. Kirk extends his love to Mediterranean food generally, including Lebanese and Israeli cuisine, praising the olives, salads, and feta cheese.
On the other hand, Kirk doesn't connect with Indian food or German food, though he's careful to note this reflects personal taste rather than any judgment of those cultures. He also dismisses English food, joking about beans on toast. Kirk does love Mexican food and is a fan of sushi when done correctly.
When it comes to breakfast, Kirk's favorite is gluten-free pancakes with real maple syrup and fresh berries, though he corrects himself to say he actually loves French toast most of all. He notes he's celiac and allergic to gluten, not following the trend for lifestyle reasons, though he does recommend it for better health. Kirk clarifies he can tolerate bacon but thinks it's overrated and doesn't share the widespread obsession with it.
Batman, Superman, and the Benevolent Billionaire
Kirk has strong opinions about superheroes, believing they must be relatable to resonate. Superman never connected with him because the character could do everything—turn back time, shoot laser beams, possess ultimate strength. The only weakness being kryptonite from another planet felt too complicated. Kirk didn't like that Superman became less super when transforming into Clark Kent, describing him as a disoriented loser despite being humble.
Batman is Kirk's clear favorite, and he offers an extensive analysis of why. He loves the story of confronting demons, absolute tragedy transformed into triumph, and understanding that what Batman fears most is what he embodies. Kirk argues Batman is conceivable in a way other superheroes aren't—Elon Musk could create a Batman in 50 years. This realism always resonated with Kirk.
Kirk draws a comparison between Batman and Donald Trump that he acknowledges might get him criticized. He sees both as benevolent billionaires who come to save citizens from havoc. Gotham City, in Kirk's reading, was in total pandemonium because of bad management by the left—high crime, lack of leadership, run by gangs. Bruce Wayne uses his wealth, prestige, and power despite having all the trappings of the ruling class to go save people, which Kirk finds beautiful and inspiring.
Music, Instruments, and What Kirk Won't Listen To
Kirk describes himself as liking the best music from every category—good jazz, good classical music, and particularly 70s and 80s rock, which he says draws inspiration from the greats. He loves good Christian music as well. Kirk plays saxophone, clarinet, and piano, having been an all-state bass clarinet player in what he calls a different life. Music is something he wishes he could spend more time with.
Kirk believes most music today is garbage—very repetitive and not very tonal. He makes a distinction between music and noise, arguing that unharmonic music is not music at all. He deliberately avoids naming what kind of music he doesn't like to avoid alienating his audience, saying he refuses to specify but letting listeners guess.
A Back Injury That Changed Everything
Kirk describes a sensitive subject when asked about his workout routine. He was a workout maniac for a couple years before suffering a horrible back injury—two slipped discs—that he's still recovering from. At just 25 years old, he couldn't walk for a week, which he describes as one of the most painful and demoralizing experiences possible.
Before the injury, Kirk used to run 15 miles a day, which he admits was pathological but something he loved. His favorite workout was going for a 15-mile run in 98-degree heat, which he knows sounds like horror to most people but was incredibly fulfilling to him. The injury happened because he didn't stretch enough, something he looks back on with regret.
Currently, Kirk is able to bike, which he enjoys and is grateful for. He hopes to run again one day but doesn't know if he will, leaving it in God's hands. For those addicted to running, he offers a warning to take care of their backs and not think they're invincible as he once did.
The Loss of a Beloved Dog
Kirk reveals he lost his dog in October and is still not over it. He describes his German short-haired pointer as amazing and says he believes dogs are windows into God, almost a window into God himself. Dogs bring out the best in people, make them laugh, and are incredibly loyal.
Kirk got another dog afterward, but it's not the same—she's great, but different. Everyone who's lost a dog knows exactly what he means, Kirk says. Dogs truly are your best friends. He's not anti-cat but isn't pro-cat either, having grown up with cats and not being a fan. Kirk jokes that if he can pick up a dog with one hand, he's not a fan—the bigger the dog, the better. Great Danes are good in his book; he likes dogs to be like horses—big, strong, and confident.
Childhood Memories and National Parks
Kirk's favorite childhood memory is visiting all the national parks with his parents, which gave him great appreciation for the country and the natural beauty God provided. He visited every single national park except Yosemite, and his parents made it a point to show him these gifts.
Kirk highly recommends this experience to others, noting you can visit the Grand Staircase-Escalante, Bryce Canyon, Zion National Park, and the Grand Canyon in five to seven days. He mentions Rocky Mountain National Park and names Glacier National Park as probably his favorite. These visits instilled in him a deep love for the country's natural beauty and the inheritance Americans have been given.
Snickers, Candy Bars, and Marketing Genius
Kirk has a single go-to candy bar: Snickers. He praises their marketing campaign—"You're not you when you're hungry"—as brilliant because it's so true. Kirk grew up eating Snickers and believes it's perfectly constructed, like the greatest hits of all candy with chocolate, nuts, caramel, and nougat all in one.
He's highly opinionated about other candy bars. Twix is overrated. KitKat is overrated. Junior Mints are overrated. Milky Way is garbage. He does appreciate peanut M&Ms and thinks Baby Ruth is very good. Kirk calls out Chunky as an underappreciated candy bar that's phenomenal. Everything else, he argues, is too weighted in the wrong direction to compete with the perfection of a Snickers bar.
A Liberal Teacher Who Made a Difference
When asked about a favorite teacher, Kirk shares a powerful story about his junior year teacher whom he won't name for fear she'll be fired or doxxed. She was a liberal, but she took her job so seriously that she dropped her political preference at the door and taught him more about American history than almost anyone else.
This public sector union teacher got Kirk passionate about the founding of the country. She arrived at 5 AM and left at 8 PM. Kirk calls her a hero who deserves to earn a lot of money, providing evidence that good teachers should be paid more. However, he adds that her Marxist colleagues should be fired. This teacher still represents to Kirk what education should be—dedicated, passionate, and focused on students rather than ideology.
Summer Over Winter, Every Time
Kirk loves summer and abhors winter, which he can't wait to be over each year. Christmas helps him get through it, but winter is a stressful time at Turning Point USA with their big Student Action Summit. Kirk loves heat and sun, knowing he's in the minority with that preference.
He finds late October and early November the most depressing time when winter is coming and the clocks change, making it dark by 4:40 in the afternoon. February becomes tolerable because it's starting to get lighter and brighter. Kirk is a Florida resident, which he describes as fantastic for someone who prefers warmth and sunshine year-round.
Parents as the Greatest Impact
When asked who has impacted him most, Kirk answers his parents without hesitation. He believes that's the correct answer for anyone, noting the Bible commands honoring your mother and father. They had a very big impact on his life and shaped who he became, which Kirk sees as both a personal truth and a biblical mandate that reflects proper priorities.
Video Transcript
all right
who would you like to have dinner with
past or present well that's a very good
question um
so in the in the past i would love to
have dinner with jesus christ i would
love to pick his brain on a couple
things um
and i'm not even kidding i think it
would be actually amazing and my belief
actually says that i will see him again
i see him actually for the first time so
that would be amazing um
julius caesar is one of my favorite
historical figures uh cicero marcus
aurelius i love the roman greats uh i
would love to have socrates plato and
aristotle all alive at the same time i
think that would be very fascinating um
in american history i i'm fascinated by
our founders i think our founders have
not had a good enough job done for them
in hollywood i love ben franklin he's a
very very
compelling and interesting person
an inventor
a visionary a writer a diplomat
in many different ways he was phenomenal
um
other people in world history that you
know i would love to
i would love to be able to
kind of pick the brains uh like just
like i mean who if you can't go too far
back in time obviously because it's all
theoretical how about present i'll
answer some things in present who i'd
love to have dinner with in the present
um someone who just i really find to be
compelling and interesting uh just
because of his perseverance and his
vision is elon musk i think the guy is
really interesting even though he might
not agree politically he has real grit
which i really appreciate and that i
really enjoy um let me think who else uh
currently oh i'm sure there's all sorts
of other people i could think of but i'd
also i would love to have another dinner
with the president of the united states
you guys can learn about it here at
themaggadoctrin.com
well
you know who knows elon musk might see
this and you might have your chance to
have dinner with him well
and then maybe we can uh discuss his car
company
and you can give him a copy of your book
i would love to give elon musk a copy of
the magadot trend if you guys buy enough
copies right now you'll probably see it
in fact he might have seen it uh because
our books sold better than has ever
wrote a book i'm sure yolan has written
a book right
i don't know who knows anyway i'm sure
we did fine
which one game thrones are strangers
this is not even a conversation now when
i say these things i don't mean to
offend anybody okay i don't want to
taper off
i'm not trying and there's no right or
wrong answer well i shouldn't say that
but you might have your own opinion and
that's fine
game of thrones is one of the greatest
pieces of television ever created
stranger thing what do they call it
strange thing it's awful it's
unwatchable i i try i've tried it
multiple times has no depth and again
people are going to criticize me i'm
going to get more emails about stranger
things
i i find it to be so lacking
in any substance and i've tried so many
times and all i it does not resonate
with me it's about the kids right it's
about is that right it's about kids um
is very little resonance with me but
game of thrones is probably one of my
favorite tv shows ever created breaking
bad might be my favorite different
category though than seidfeld and
frazier those are much more lighthearted
kind of just more run-of-the-mill
breaking bad is so great
and i could do a whole show on breaking
bad which i might do right now do you
know what i love about breaking bad is
that the the he starts with the ultimate
character of innocence right a teacher
in the suburbs perfectly healthy with
the last name of white i mean could you
could you think of somebody that is a
more stereotypical picture of innocence
and what made breaking bad so unique and
so special is that it wasn't the hero's
journey it was the anti-hero's journey
it was the descent into confronting your
own evil and so he lost his hair as he
lost his innocence he confronted his
cancer and it was the old
adage of how far are you willing to push
your own morality for what you consider
be the greater good um and walter white
becomes not just the hero he becomes the
villain that you're almost cheering for
when you watch breaking bad you start in
the third or fourth season you're
cheering for his murder you're like you
can do it you can cook more meth and
you're like wait a second i'm cheering
for a meth cook and they deceive you as
a viewer so it pushes the morality of
the actual viewership where you as a
watcher
wait is that the right term
it's been a long week today because
we've been selling a lot of copies of
the magadoctron.com of which i have to
sign more but
you almost are like yes i believe you
can get that next batch of perfect meth
out i want you to get that next bath of
perfect meth out and you're what the
heck am i doing i'm cheering for a meth
cook
and he you he he elicits sympathy and it
is so beautifully constructed
the people that are supposed to be the
heroes which are the atf and the cops
end up being the people you're cheering
against
jesse is a beautiful character and i
don't mean beautiful in the aesthetic
but the character journey of jesse if
you see it is someone who struggles with
addiction
multiple relapses and i think he it's
phenomenal the way they wrote it so
breaking bad is probably one of my i've
not watched breaking bad in years and i
remember scenes and i've only seen ones
is vince gilligan
gillam gilliam what was his name
gilligan phenomenal unbelievably great
job
game of thrones was great i actually
loved the end of game of thrones i did a
whole podcast on it if you guys want to
see it you guys can check out the
charlie kirk show press subscribe i
don't even know where it's very far back
in the archives but uh i actually loved
seeing daenerys targaryen become um the
brutal uh
let's just say leader that she was
actually foreshadowed throughout the
years because she was not this
benevolent liberator that people made
her seem she was actually much more of a
churchillian dresden figure than people
would actually imagine i didn't like the
whole jon snow
he kind of killed her would that be a
fair way to say it did jon snow kill her
i think it was very weak writing i
didn't like that um i would have liked
to see that done a little bit
differently um she turns into a tyrant
but ultimately she died because of love
it's something like it's what she
thought was love but yeah that's it's a
fair point
stranger things
there's a much better use of time like
buying the mag of doctrine or watching
game of thrones or listening to my
podcast again i mean no offense if that
if that gives you purpose
i hope i i i i i hope it does um
what's the next question so uh speaking
of meth i don't know if meth makes you
hungry i don't know no i mean actually
i've never done meth i have no plans to
do math i'm very anti-meth
um in fact i speak against how much
against meth i am but well that's a very
interesting segue where are you going
trying to segue with uh what your
favorite breakfast food well that's a
very good question what my favorite
breakfast food and what i've actually
eaten is my favorite breakfast are two
different questions i don't think i've
eaten my famous favorite breakfast food
since i was like six i think the last
time i ate my favorite breakfast food i
think i was a young child
gluten-free pancakes because i'm celiac
uh i'm actually allergic to gluten i'm
not one of those trendy coastal elite
you know ruling class people that are
gluten free for the sake of doing it in
fact i actually do recommend it though
because it would actually give you a
better lifestyle um
gluten-free pancakes with real maple
syrup a very important distinction um
fresh berries actually no i take all
that back
i love french toast
i love french toast
i really do i thought you would go for
the ron swanson breakfast what's that
the bacon
all the bacon you know i i can tolerate
bacon i don't love it as much as p i i
think it's overblown i think bacon is
overrated not i i'll eat it i think it's
fine but it's i don't have the focus on
bacon that other people do so what else
respect
we're supposed to do these in two
minutes but we're not no that's okay i
actually i this is much more fun than
answering the questions i answer on
every other single radio interview i'm
behind on the signing so thank you guys
for buying
themagadoctrin.com i'm going to keep on
signing
so what is your favorite genre of music
well that's a very good question i like
good music i like the best music of
every category i like good jazz i like
good classical and now i'm really going
to lose should i say it i'm not even
going to say what i don't like you guys
can guess what kind of music i don't
enjoy but i refuse to alienate my
audience um but there's just some
there's a difference between music and
noise
a harmonic music is not music
so i'll let you guess what kind of music
i don't like but i love classical music
i love good christian music i i love
absolutely love 70s and 80s rock i love
it it's very very uh in a lot of ways it
draws inspiration from some of the
greats um and so if it's a good music i
think music today is mostly garbage to
be perfectly honest with you it's uh
it's very
repetitive it's not very tonal um and i
and i play the saxophone clarinet the
piano alt all forms of saxophone all
forms of clarinet uh i haven't played it
in quite a while i played i was all
state based clarinet back in a different
life at a different time um and so
i actually music is something i wish i
could spend more time with so you played
the clarinet and signed books at the
same time that's a very good question
only i could only play this half the
scales because it wouldn't actually be
physically possible however if i did uh
if i did the entire scales uh from
uh all the way down my goodness i can't
even remember where it starts um
then it would be uh it would be quite
difficult
interesting so who was your idol growing
up wow that's a great question um
my idol growing up i i lo you know it's
very funny you guys can check this right
now actually do we have this in the book
i think we do andrew i think we have
this in the book
where i have my tweet from 2011. i say
this with no pandering at all whatsoever
in 2011
i sent out a tweet begging donald trump
to run for the presidency i grew up
loving donald trump and you know people
you know people say oh you supported ted
cruz in the primary okay yes that's
correct so did mike pence okay but i was
a trump supporter back in 2011 begging
the guy for run to running for the
president of the united states um
and so i loved don i loved his embrace
of success and his love of our country
and i love that today
uh growing up i loved ronald reagan uh i
really did
i love the conservative greats and
giants and uh you know i talk about that
in the book as well
that's great
because in 2011 as well wow we need
somebody
someone tough yes
this book that i signed is now going in
the pile
one of you lucky people could be the
recipient of that
limited edition
so i know we're all very pro america
here very well what is your favorite
interview now i i say this with no
pandering at all the uh at all but i and
and i will have third and fourth third
and fourth party verification i love
greek food i really do now the only
problem with greek food is what happens
after
because it's not food that i necessarily
think i'm gonna climb mount olympus
after i eat it it it slows me down which
is fine by the way that's that's that's
perfectly okay but i love everything
about greek cuisine
it's a little it's thick though you know
you got hummus
um what's what's the burnt cheese what's
that called
the best it's the i could eat greek food
indefinitely you have cheese and fire
what's that it's unbelievably good i
mean i when i went to athens not too
long ago and i i i i had this beautiful
these unbelievably great greek meals and
i i'm kid you not i i had to take a nap
after it's like you you wake up and then
you have to take a nap after you and
that's okay it's i'm sure that you know
you there's you get used to it i guess
right it is some of my favorite i love
mediterranean food i love the olives i
love the salad i love the feta cheese
international cuisine um i'll tell you
you know what type of food i really
really does not resonate with me which
is weird because i love hot sauce and
there'll be an announcement on hot sauce
soon but i won't i won't tease that too
much the type of i i don't love indian
food i'm just not a big fan of indian
food i have nothing i love the indian
people i think it's a beautiful culture
i just i'm not a big fan of indian food
um israeli mediterranean greek lebanese
food i absolutely love it you know what
other food i don't like is german food
not a fan i just it's just not for me
uh english food too if you could tell me
what that is i don't like it no beans on
toast yeah that's that's not for me and
again it's this is not an indictment of
the culture it's just a taste i love
mexican food though i absolutely love
mexican food i love greek food um and
then i i am a fan of sushi if it's done
correctly
you know what you can do to burn off
some greek food is sign some more books
that's a very good point
and that's what i'm going to do at
themaggadoctrin.com
what is your favorite candy bar well
that's a good question um i have a
single go-to candy bar and i think they
have one of the greatest marketing
campaigns because it's so true
uh is snickers and it's you're not
you're not you when you're hungry i love
a good snickers bar um i grew up i grew
up eating snickers it's it's perfect and
i i i i could do an entire i could do a
whole thing on the snickers but it's so
beautifully constructed because like the
best hits
of all of
your your candy but you got the
chocolates you got the nuts you got
caramel and you got nougat and you have
the thing they got milky way right what
are they the fluff i don't know if they
have that snicker maybe they do but it's
perfect and
everything else is too s is too weighted
in the wrong direction twix
i can't even eat twix it's it's
overrated
peanut m m's too love peanut m ms
twits is overrated kitkat is also
overrated overrated
um junior mints overrated you know
what's another very you know what's an
underappreciated candy bar is chunkies
you've ever had a chunky a chunky is
phenomenal
look it up baby ruth is also very good
milky way is garbage
not good right we agree but uh snicker
bar definitely
i'm not a huge fan of twix kitkats but
you know they have their own kitkats in
japan is that right i did not know that
like random flavors like donut flavor
ice cream flavor i think that goes that
goes too far for me crazy um
i don't know who wrote this but
the next question is do you have a
favorite season yes summer um i i abhor
winter i i can't wait for it to be over
um
christmas helps get through it but it's
a it's a kind of a stressful time of
year at turning point we have our big
student action summit and if you guys
are just joining right now and you're
wondering what we're doing we're signing
books uh we're number one on amazon
right now you guys can go to
themagadoctrin.com and i will sign a
book for you right now in fact
that might be your book right now so
themagadoctrin.com i love summer um i i
love the heat i mean i'm in a minority
with that i love the sun
winter is a very very tough time i just
when it gets dark at 2 45
it's it's very hard to be
i think optimistic
and and i know that's probably too
seasonally
you know adjusted i'm not i i what i
find to be the most depressing though is
like late october early november when
you know winter is coming that's a game
of thrones reference when you can just
feel it and you say oh my gosh the
clocks have changed now it's 4 40 in the
afternoon and it's dark
february i can get through because it's
starting to get a little bit lighter and
brighter and i love it summer is my
absolute favorite
so spend a lot of time in florida at the
swing state we can go camping i love it
i'm a florida resident fantastic i'm a
florida resident i'm jealous but all my
constituents go there in the winter so i
can go there and campaign you're doing a
very good job by the way
i think we're performing very well the
magadoctron.com so
what is your favorite childhood memory
that's a very good question my favorite
memory is visiting all the national
parks
it gave me great appreciation for our
country the grand canyon grand teton
yellowstone um
i visited every single one except
yosemite and my parents made a point to
make sure i saw our national parks and
the gift that we've been given by god
and our natural beauty if you have not
done this i highly recommend it uh you
can do the grand staircase escalante and
you can do bryce canyon which is
unbelievable zion national park grand
canyon you can do that in the span of
five to seven days i highly recommend it
rocky mountain national park you can do
uh
also glacier national park is
unbelievable it's probably my favorite
childhood memory that's amazing we have
the most beautiful country
oh i totally agree
did you ever have an imaginary friend
not really uh that's i mean no
but growing up you'd play make-believe
and all that that wore off by like the
age of four so uh no i did not have an
imaginary friend that i would bring
around and say hey this is carl um i was
much more action or more too action
oriented but i will sign a book for carl
i'm sure we just had a book signed for
carl somewhere another carl it's two
carls good memory um
and we have mikey from montana okay how
about that uh and themaggadoctrin.com
so the next question
don't say elephant that's very funny do
you have a favorite animal i love dogs i
lost my dog uh in october and i'm still
not over it he was an amazing dog
i believe dogs are windows into god's
almost a window into god and i think
gods bring out the best in us they make
us laugh
they are so loyal uh i'm not anti-cat
but i'm not pro-cat
okay there's a difference i grew up with
cats
not a fan
um but i'm not one of those cats
that's exactly right that's very funny
but dogs are just such beautiful
creatures i i no again i don't mean to
offend anybody
but if i can pick up your dog with one
hand
not a fan
um
i mean no offense it's just the taste
it's just the bigger the dog the better
if it's a great dane good i like dogs to
be like horses
big strong confident love my eye to
german short-haired pointer he was the
best and it's we we got we got another
one it's not the same she's great but
it's it's different and everyone who's
lost the dog knows exactly what i mean
they truly are your best friends um and
uh absolutely a dog without a doubt
sorry you care about your job
what is your go-to workout you know
that's a very sensitive subject um and
everyone's laughing i was a workout
maniac for a couple years and i wish i
still was and i had a horrible back
injury that i'm still recovering from
two slip discs in my back uh i'm able to
bike right now which i enjoy praise god
i can walk around still um i used to run
like 15 miles a day it was pathological
i loved it for those of you that are
addicted to running please take care of
your backs you might think you're
invincible i was 25 years old and i
couldn't walk for a week it took me out
of it i i mean this with no no
no level of sarcasm at all if you guys
get injured with your back it's it's one
of the most
not just painful but demoralizing things
you could possibly have and at 25 it
took me completely out of it um and it
happened because i didn't stretch enough
to be honest with you and i look back at
it but my favorite workout would be it's
98 degrees outside
you know i'm gonna go for a 15 mile run
and i know that sounds like horror to
most people nothing nothing i would
rather do than go for a 15 mile run in
the in the heat and for those of you
that have that you know do that you know
exactly what i speak there's nothing
more fulfilling than that uh i hope one
day to run again and i don't know if i
will but uh you know that uh that's in
god's hands run for office or right
well no i'm not running to
physically run if i if you again as soon
as i what's the most depressing part of
it i don't mean i don't i don't play the
victim i don't mean it as a pity show i
don't want i don't want reparations or
condolences all i want you to do is to
buy our book at themaggadoctrin.com
that's all i want and i'll sign a copy
of it um
however uh
wha what what are we talking about
working out oh yeah running but but you
know what else is a great workout what's
that signing signing books that's right
i'm burning more calories doing this
than ever before you doing a great job
um
the next question all right uh what do
you never leave home without my phone
unfortunately uh that's i'm very into my
phone it's too much i'm trying to reduce
it uh and i and the only way i'll i i am
going to try to take a hiatus from my
phone once this book promo onslaught is
over that will never come yes the
magadoctrin.com
do you have a favorite superhero i
absolutely do and i could do about a
20-minute speech on my favorite
superhero i have a very
i'm very opinionated about these
questions by the way and i love them
because i never get to talk about them
so
i believe a superhero must be relatable
so
superman never resonated with me
because he had he could do everything he
could literally turn back time he had
laser beam he had ultimate strength i
said this this this doesn't
well what is this and the only way you
could defeat him is kryptonite from
another planet the whole thing was too
complicated okay and you know what i
didn't like about superman is that he
was a superhero that became less super
no because he became a human being and
he became like what was that but not not
peter parker that was spider-man
clark kent he was a loser he was he was
disoriented he had
he yeah and it was he was okay he was
humble i'll give him that but he was a
loser okay and eventually he found he's
like what kind of superman superhero
becomes less powerful when you when you
go to the i don't like
my favorite is batman by far i love the
story of batman i could talk about this
endlessly and let me tell you what
confronting your demons
absolute tragedy to triumph
understanding the thing that he fears
the most is what he embodies hero's
journey i absolutely love it
the stories are relatable and batman is
conceivable everything in batman and i
see they're rolling their eyes it's
superman's conceivable you come in with
laser beam vision it's boring how about
how about superman you're skedaddling up
buildings and you're putting people in
webs never resonated with me
green goblin okay batman is conceivable
okay elon musk could create a batman in
50 years no seriously and that's what
always resonated with me i saw this and
i said this could happen and by the way
it reminds me of donald trump i'm gonna
get killed by media matters for this but
it's the benevolent billionaire
it is it's the benevolent billionaire
that comes to save the citizenry from
the havoc of the left
no seriously gotham city was in total
pandemonium because of bad management of
the left high crime lack of leadership
run by gangs i'm not kidding i'm being
very very serious and so i think donald
trump and batman have a lot in common
bruce wayne is one of the most beautiful
characters because he's someone that
uses his wealth and his prestige and his
power he had all the trappings of what
it means to be part of the ruling class
and he went to go
save people i love that
batman is my favorite superhero awesome
answer
i'm gonna go quicker because we're
running out of time what is your
favorite time of day my favorite time of
day is the evening um i can do mornings
but i don't prefer them i think the most
clearly around 10 or 11 at night
have you ever ridden in a hot air
balloon i hated it i'm never doing it
again no one should ever do it
what is your favorite board game that's
a very good question i like chess
because it crea
it it makes there's a there's a decisive
winner
it has a it has a preference towards
intellect and analysis monopoly is a
waste of time i've i grew up playing
monopoly and at one time i realized
this is
this is like
never going you're never going to win
no one ever wins monopoly you just won
at the most furthest extent the only way
you win is if your opponent goes
bankrupt silly game uh not a fan and
it's unrealistic and it gives you money
just for passing go what is this ubi you
get money just for existing i don't like
it chess is a wonderful game i wish i
was better at chess um but i absolutely
love it it makes you think and it pushes
the boundaries of human intellect
what is your favorite pizza topping
pepperoni great choice do you have a
favorite teacher uh growing up yes i
will not name this teacher because
they'll probably get fired but i had a
teacher my junior year who was a liberal
but she took what she did so seriously
and she dropped her political preference
at the door and she taught me more about
american history than almost anyone and
she got me passionate about the founding
of this country i will not say her name
because i don't want her to get doxxed
but she was a wonderful human being and
yes a public sector teacher a public
sector union teacher but it was evidence
that good teachers should be paid more
she got in at 5 am she left at 8 pm she
was a hero she deserves to earn a lot of
money and her colleagues that were all
marxist should be fired
i had the same experience and my teacher
still hugs me to this day even though
she's a democrat amazing very good do
you like movie popcorn with or without
see this is a very good question because
why would you indulge in the calories of
that butter
i don't understand it if you're gonna if
you're going to begin to eat the it's
like saying well i'm going to eat a
bunch of calories and it's not going to
taste good
you have to you have to not just have
butter it has to be soaked
it has to because it has to be
absolutely
avalanched in butter and so these people
that don't want it but by saying okay so
you're gonna have 800 calories to enjoy
hopefully batman star wars i could do a
whole thing on and you're not gonna have
butter on it doesn't make sense to me
not strangers
who is your favorite author donald trump
jr nope no question uh because he's a
friend of mine i don't say that
facetiously you guys should check out
his book triggered but my favorite
author uh marcus aurelius meditations
one of the most important books that
built western civilization
our book is selling better than
meditations today i never thought i
would say that and finally who has
impacted you the most uh
probably my parents and i think that's
the correct answer for anyone uh the
bible commands you to honor your mother
and father and they had a very big
impact on my life and i think that
summarizes our signing today
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