RIP Charlie Kirk

[00:00] Mr. Stein.

[00:01] >> Well, Mr. Stein, that's my government

[00:03] name. My street name is Charlie Kurt,

[00:05] the world's greatest college debater.

[00:07] And I know you are a seasoned debater,

[00:10] but I am the best. And I must say,

[00:12] Charlie, you are talking about

[00:14] immigration. You're talking about

[00:16] deportations, mass deportations. But I

[00:19] must say that my housekeeper, Juanita,

[00:22] has raised me since I was a little boy.

[00:25] And she's as legal as hell. She's legal,

[00:27] illegal, illegal. So, I want to say that

[00:30] Charlie, why would you want to kick out

[00:32] my housekeeper? Because we need to

[00:33] protect all big booty Latinos. If you're

[00:35] a nine, you are fine. You get to stay.

[00:40] If you're an eight, we can have an

[00:41] immigration debate. If you're a six, you

[00:43] can kick bricks. But Charlie, let's

[00:44] protect my housekeeper. Why does Wanita

[00:46] have to go, Charlie? But

[00:47] >> you said she's illegal, right?

[00:49] >> She's illegal. Yes. Oh,

[00:50] >> illegal.

[00:50] >> Illeg? Oh, yeah. She's very illegal. No

[00:52] papers.

[00:52] >> I'm sorry. They all got to go.

[00:54] >> No, but Charlie, I can't afford to pay a

[00:56] legal one. It's like 50 cents an hour

[00:57] for her. I

[00:58] >> know. is going to break break break your

[00:59] bank.

[01:00] >> Charlie, please just let the lady stay.

[01:02] She's not

[01:03] >> No amnesty, no deportations, no

[01:04] exceptions. They're all going on.

[01:06] >> Okay. Well, I still won this debate. I

[01:07] love Charlie. We love it. We love you,

[01:09] Charlie. Keep up the good work.

[01:10] >> You want a hat?

[01:12] >> Give me a hat.

[01:13] >> Charlie, you rule. Thanks, guys.

[01:15] Thank you, Alex.