[00:00] Let's check in and see how America's
[00:02] best and brightest are doing with the
[00:04] latest Tik Tok trend.
[00:11] Future looks bright. Was that Kamla?
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[00:17] Good evening, mindless and
[00:19] welcome to We Lie to You News. Top
[00:22] stories tonight. Did Candace Owens just
[00:24] solve the mysterious assassination of
[00:27] Charlie Kirk? Cash Patel and Pam Bondi
[00:29] humiliate themselves. And we'll also
[00:31] take a look at some fat people tonight.
[00:33] But starting with Tyler Robinson, known
[00:36] as the Charlie Kirk assassin, is not the
[00:38] real killer. That's according to Candace
[00:41] Owens. She's been on a relentless
[00:43] pursuit of the facts in the Charlie Kirk
[00:45] case, finding many holes in the
[00:47] narrative that the authorities are
[00:49] constructing. And after putting forward
[00:51] many confident sounding theories, she's
[00:54] just had a major breakthrough in the
[00:56] case. Take a look. like I just said, had
[00:58] a vivid dream this weekend and Charlie
[01:01] came to me and he told me that he was
[01:04] betrayed. And so for me, you don't have
[01:07] to believe that, but I do believe that.
[01:09] >> Excellent police work, Candace. We'll
[01:11] quote you on that.
[01:12] >> Take that to the bank. Quote me on that.
[01:13] >> Just did. But Candace, are you sure your
[01:16] dream wasn't just like a dream?
[01:19] >> You don't get to ask those questions.
[01:23] What's wrong with you, Mom? Why you so
[01:25] scared?
[01:31] Okay. And perhaps less credible than
[01:34] evidence collected in a dream, but just
[01:36] as weird, we've also learned that
[01:38] Turning Point USA's tech partner called
[01:41] Show Faith by Works Geotrack the cell
[01:44] phones of 277,000
[01:46] people in and around Charlie Kirk's
[01:48] memorial service without their
[01:50] permission. And that geot tracking
[01:52] company, who again is a partner of
[01:54] Turning Point USA, has received $4
[01:57] million in funding from Israel. So
[02:00] that's not weird. Cam Owens also tracked
[02:02] down a group message thread with Charlie
[02:05] Kirk, which said, "Kirk, just lost
[02:08] another huge Jewish donor. $2 million a
[02:11] year because we won't cancel Tucker. I'm
[02:13] thinking of inviting Candace."
[02:15] Anonymous.
[02:20] Charlie Kirk, "Jewish donors play into
[02:22] all the stereotypes. I cannot and will
[02:25] not be bullied like this, leaving me no
[02:28] choice but to leave the pro-Israel
[02:30] cause." And 48 hours later, Charlie Kirk
[02:33] was killed. And Turning Point USA has
[02:35] confirmed that those message exchanges
[02:37] are indeed authentic and real. But we've
[02:40] also learned 24 hours before he was
[02:42] killed, Charlie Kirk said to a close
[02:44] friend, "I think they're going to kill
[02:46] me." More on that from Candace Owens.
[02:49] Three people told me off record, two
[02:52] people who have this in a written
[02:54] communication from Charlie, one who is a
[02:57] Turning Point USA donor and I would say
[02:59] very much one of the white knights in
[03:00] this. The very day before Charlie Kirk
[03:03] died, he expressed that he thought he
[03:05] was going to be killed. He told these
[03:07] people, "I think they're going to kill
[03:08] me." And in probably completely
[03:10] unrelated news, Israel is paying
[03:13] American influencers $7,000 per post to
[03:16] push the pro-Israel cause. The exact
[03:19] cause that Charlie Kirk said he was
[03:21] leading, which is also the same cause
[03:23] that Charlie Kirk wouldn't even promote
[03:25] for $150 million. But here's the thing.
[03:28] People aren't willing to spread truth
[03:30] for the sake of spreading truth on their
[03:32] own. That's why you have to pay
[03:34] influencers to spread messages that they
[03:36] otherwise wouldn't be willing to speak
[03:38] about unless they're being paid to do
[03:41] so. And to the influencers who are
[03:43] accepting Israel's $7,000 per post
[03:46] payment, thank you for your dedication
[03:48] to truth. You are far more dedicated to
[03:51] truth than Charlie Kirk ever was, and he
[03:54] was unwilling to speak the same truth
[03:56] that you are, not even for $150 million.
[04:00] In other news, Cash Patel proudly
[04:02] proclaimed on Twitter, "The transparency
[04:05] I promised is being delivered by the
[04:08] FBI." Meanwhile, the Twitter community
[04:11] notes proudly proclaimed the Trump
[04:13] campaign promised to release the full
[04:15] Epstein files, which it still has not
[04:18] done. That's great. Now, for an update
[04:20] on the Epstein files, let's check in
[04:22] with Pam Bondi while testifying.
[04:24] Attorney General Bondi, why did you
[04:26] publicly claim to have the Epstein CL
[04:28] client list waiting for your review and
[04:30] then produce nothing relevant to that
[04:32] claim?
[04:34] >> Senator Der
[04:35] >> already screwed up, didn't you, Pam?
[04:36] Give it a second try.
[04:38] >> Senator Durban, if you listen to my
[04:40] entire clip on that, I said I had not
[04:43] reviewed it yet. That it was sitting on
[04:44] my desk along with the JFK files, the
[04:48] Martin Luther King files, and I said I
[04:50] had not yet reviewed it.
[04:52] >> As transparent as ever. Now, let's check
[04:54] in and see how the body positivity
[04:56] community is doing.
[04:57] >> Wow.
[05:00] >> You all right?
[05:01] >> Good.
[05:01] >> Wow. Just as healthy as anyone else. And
[05:04] this is what it looks like when a guy
[05:06] has so much health that he has to be
[05:08] forklifted with the assistance of a
[05:10] crane out of his house. You know, I am
[05:13] starting to wonder, is it possible that
[05:15] they're actually less healthy?
[05:17] >> You don't get to ask those questions.
[05:21] What's wrong with you, Mom? Why are you
[05:23] so scared? Ah,
[05:25] >> so creepy. That's it for today's news.
[05:27] Tune in next time when I should have my
[05:29] $7,000 endorsement deal with Israel
[05:32] signed. I look forward to finding out
[05:34] what I'll be telling you then. Tune in
[05:36] next time to find out. Good night.
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