[00:02] Go [ __ ] yourself.
[00:03] >> Get that. Get that.
[00:05] >> Oh, is college escape
[00:06] >> debate.
[00:07] >> Period.
[00:07] >> Oh [ __ ]
[00:08] >> Please.
[00:09] >> Please say your name for the camera,
[00:10] sir.
[00:11] >> My name?
[00:12] >> Whatever you want to say. Your nickname,
[00:13] your handle. I don't care.
[00:15] >> Oh, bird person.
[00:19] >> You want to debate the world's greatest
[00:20] college debater, Charlie Kurt, today?
[00:22] >> I don't think that man is here.
[00:24] >> You're looking at him. I'm just Look at
[00:25] the sign. Can you read, bud?
[00:27] >> I can read, [ __ ] Okay. Well, let's
[00:29] debate. Hey, I'm Charlie Kurt. All
[00:31] right. Let's debate.
[00:33] >> Grab the mic. What do you want to
[00:34] debate? What do you want to debate
[00:35] about?
[00:35] >> You pick the topic. I'll wipe the floor
[00:37] with you. I've been wiping the floor
[00:38] with people like you all damn day. And
[00:40] you're
[00:40] >> coming queen. You eat winners. You eat
[00:44] losers for breakfast. Whatever.
[00:45] >> Okay. This isn't Tallaladega Nights.
[00:47] This is the This is the Charlie Kurts
[00:49] experience. So
[00:50] >> Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a real
[00:51] show.
[00:52] >> This is a real show and you're on it.
[00:54] >> Yeah.
[00:54] >> How does it feel?
[00:56] >> How does it feel?
[00:56] >> I know you're nervous. I know you're
[00:57] sitting there shaking. You want to say
[00:59] something to me? Say it. Say it with all
[01:01] your coonas. Say it with your chest,
[01:02] young man. Don't be afraid. You don't
[01:05] have balls. I have huge testicles.
[01:07] >> Where's your proof?
[01:09] >> They're right in my pants. And I don't
[01:10] I'm not going to You want to see my
[01:12] genitals? So, sir, you just came here
[01:13] and asking to see my genitals.
[01:15] >> Show me the proof, dumbass.
[01:16] >> We have you on camera, sir, that you
[01:18] just came here unapproached and is
[01:19] asking to see my naked genitalia. Do you
[01:21] realize?
[01:21] >> Well, I guess you don't have balls.
[01:23] >> Because I don't want to expose myself
[01:25] and show you. That's what you are, you
[01:26] Nazi. You don't want to expose yourself
[01:29] and tell the truth.
[01:30] >> Wait, why am I Nazi? Because I don't
[01:31] want to show you my testicles.
[01:33] >> How you're the dumb one?
[01:34] >> How am I the dumb one?
[01:35] >> Cuz you're not getting at anything I'm
[01:37] saying.
[01:38] >> Because you just asked to see my
[01:39] testicles, correct?
[01:40] >> Cuz you're a piece of [ __ ]
[01:41] >> So that's why you want to see my balls.
[01:43] >> Yeah,
[01:44] >> because I'm a piece of [ __ ] You want to
[01:45] see my testicles?
[01:46] >> I want you to show the truth. Do you
[01:48] have balls?
[01:49] >> Yes, I do. They're right here.
[01:52] >> I don't see them. I'll kind of You can
[01:54] kind of see how they're
[01:55] >> Oh, really?
[01:56] >> See how they're
[01:56] >> Are you getting a zoom in on that? Look
[01:58] at this [ __ ] out here showing off his
[02:01] bulge. I just got him to do that.
[02:03] >> You asked to see this.
[02:04] >> You're trying to get my goat. I just got
[02:06] you to show everyone your bulge.
[02:08] >> I show everybody my bulge every day.
[02:10] They're very large. What do you mean?
[02:11] >> Good for you, dumbass.
[02:12] >> How am I dumb?
[02:13] >> Because you are.
[02:14] >> And you think you're smart by sitting
[02:16] here begging a man to show them your
[02:17] genitals?
[02:18] >> I think you're a piece of [ __ ]
[02:20] >> Why is that?
[02:21] >> Cuz you are. Don't be like that. Can we
[02:23] become friends?
[02:24] >> No.
[02:24] >> Why not?
[02:25] >> Cuz I don't make friends with
[02:26] transphobes, homophobes, Nazis, and the
[02:28] like of you.
[02:29] >> I apologize for whoever hurt you.
[02:32] >> I can tell that you're a good young man.
[02:33] I can tell you have a good heart. You
[02:35] >> sound like my grandparents. You know
[02:36] what my grandparents do? They sit at
[02:38] home and watch Fox News all day, sucking
[02:40] their thumbs like goddamn idiots.
[02:42] >> I bet your grandparents love you very
[02:44] much.
[02:44] >> No, they don't.
[02:45] >> What do they give you for Christmas?
[02:46] What does your grandmother give you for
[02:47] Christmas every year? She gives you $200
[02:50] and you love it.
[02:50] >> A slap on the face. No. She gives you
[02:52] $200 in that envelope and you love it.
[02:54] >> Yeah. You know what?
[02:55] >> And you love that $200 that Mima gives
[02:57] you, don't you?
[02:57] >> You know what? And it feels She votes
[02:58] for Donald Trump, too.
[02:59] >> So what? She gives you that $200.
[03:02] >> Stealing our goddamn future, you piece
[03:04] of [ __ ]
[03:04] >> How is Donald Trump stealing it?
[03:06] >> With the tariffs, with the tax cuts for
[03:08] the wealthy,
[03:08] >> but your grandmother's going to give you
[03:09] 200 bucks. So
[03:10] >> I don't want 200 bucks.
[03:12] >> What do you want?
[03:12] >> I want to pay less taxes. And I want the
[03:15] rich people to pay more. Donald Trump's
[03:16] going to make
[03:17] >> He's cutting taxes for people who pay
[03:18] less than
[03:19] >> I know. So those corporations can pay
[03:20] their employees better.
[03:21] >> No.
[03:22] >> Yes.
[03:23] >> You believe in trickle down economics?
[03:24] >> I am trickle down economics.
[03:26] >> Trickling down like that come down your
[03:29] pants.
[03:30] >> Why? What is the deal with my penis and
[03:31] ejaculating? What's going on, dude?
[03:33] >> You're a piece of [ __ ]
[03:34] >> What's going on?
[03:35] >> You're a piece of [ __ ]
[03:36] >> Do you want to go get a hamburger or
[03:38] something?
[03:38] >> No.
[03:39] >> Who hurt you? I want to heal you.
[03:40] >> [ __ ] tards like you.
[03:42] >> What did I do?
[03:43] >> Go [ __ ] yourself.
[03:44] >> Don't be like that.
[03:45] >> You know what? If you're going to come
[03:47] here, ruin our goddamn campus with your
[03:49] free speech, I'm going to [ __ ] around
[03:51] with you, too. And you know what? I
[03:53] don't care if UCSA campus has to pull us
[03:55] out of here. I'm going to ruin your
[03:57] [ __ ] day.
[03:58] >> Don't do that,
[03:59] >> piece of [ __ ]
[04:00] >> I love you, brother.
[04:01] >> Go [ __ ] yourself.
[04:03] >> Can I get you a hamburger or something?
[04:05] >> No.
[04:05] >> Do you want some chocolate?
[04:07] >> No.
[04:07] >> It's delicious.
[04:09] >> What's your point?
[04:10] >> Would you Do you like chocolate?
[04:11] >> This is bait.
[04:12] >> It's not bait. It's just candy. What's
[04:15] on it?
[04:15] >> It's just chocolate.
[04:16] >> Yeah. And you're going to tell me I'm an
[04:17] anti-semite now cuz it's got a Hanukkah
[04:19] thing on it.
[04:20] >> Would you like some ladies potato chips?
[04:22] >> I don't want your goddamn chips. I don't
[04:24] want your goddamn lies.
[04:25] >> What do you want?
[04:26] >> I want you to get off my campus.
[04:28] >> Can we be friends?
[04:29] >> No. You asked that question 10 times and
[04:31] you think I'm the dumb one?
[04:33] >> No, I just
[04:33] >> You don't understand the meaning of no.
[04:35] >> I know you love your grandparents very
[04:36] much and I know you're mad that they
[04:38] voted for Donald Trump, but Donald Trump
[04:39] wants your
[04:40] >> not Mr. Rogers, you dumb piece of [ __ ]
[04:42] Just cuz you can put on some [ __ ]
[04:43] cardigan.
[04:44] >> Why am I not Mr. Rogers?
[04:45] >> Cuz you're a goddamn idiot and an
[04:47] [ __ ]
[04:47] >> What do you not What do you not like
[04:48] about me?
[04:50] >> I don't care. You're an [ __ ]
[04:52] >> How? Because
[04:53] >> you work for Turning Point USA.
[04:54] >> Yeah.
[04:55] >> The goddamn conservative
[04:56] >> Why are conservatives bad?
[04:58] >> Why are conservatives bad?
[04:59] >> Yeah,
[05:00] >> cuz they are turning into Nazis. They're
[05:02] not conservatives anymore.
[05:04] >> They're nefascists.
[05:05] >> Do you really think that?
[05:06] >> What do you think of me? I'm a Democrat.
[05:08] I voted for Kla Harris. Proud and true.
[05:10] What do you think of that? You You like
[05:12] Kla Harris?
[05:13] >> Oh yeah.
[05:14] >> I don't care if she lost her.
[05:15] >> You're smarter than that. You're smarter
[05:17] than that.
[05:18] >> I don't care. I'm not going to believe
[05:19] your lies.
[05:21] >> You know who hurt me? A bunch of goddamn
[05:22] white kids like you all my [ __ ] life.
[05:25] >> What did they do? Did they bully you?
[05:27] >> Yeah, dumb piece of [ __ ]
[05:29] >> I'm sorry.
[05:30] >> Go back to [ __ ] middle school where
[05:32] you belong.
[05:33] >> I'm sorry that you were bullied like
[05:34] that. It's not fair. It was not nice of
[05:36] those kids to bully you. But you're a
[05:38] very powerful young man. I think you
[05:40] could use all that power. You could
[05:41] harness it for good.
[05:42] >> Doing what?
[05:43] >> I don't know. I don't know. What are you
[05:45] passionate about?
[05:45] >> You do something other than this
[05:47] [ __ ] on my campus.
[05:48] >> No, this is what I do. I spread
[05:50] awareness. I speak to young men like you
[05:51] that are highly
[05:52] >> trying to radicalize angry people and
[05:54] I'm angry just cuz you're here.
[05:55] >> I know. I'd like to radicalize you on my
[05:57] side to support Donald Trump.
[05:58] >> I'd like to kick you in the balls.
[06:00] >> Would that make you feel better?
[06:02] >> Would it make me feel better?
[06:03] >> Yeah.
[06:04] >> To assault another man?
[06:06] >> Yeah.
[06:07] >> To kick a man in the genitalia? First
[06:09] you asked to see my penis. Now you want
[06:10] to touch my penis with your foot.
[06:12] >> Real hard. Real hard, man.
[06:14] >> Do you think that's bizarre to go up to
[06:15] a person and
[06:16] >> I think it's bizarre that you're here in
[06:17] the first place.
[06:18] >> But I'm not the one going up to somebody
[06:19] asking to see their penis, asking to put
[06:21] my foot on their penis. You're doing
[06:22] that.
[06:23] >> Go yourself.
[06:24] >> Get that. Get that.
[06:26] >> That's a win.
[06:27] >> That's a win. Raise. I'm the champion.
[06:31] We did it.
[06:34] Guys, we did it. Charlie Kerr just broke
[06:36] the record for most debate wins on a
[06:39] college campus. I couldn't have done it
[06:40] without people like that. God bless
[06:42] America. What a country to live in.
[06:45] Couldn't be prouder.
[06:47] >> Okay, that was great.
[06:48] >> Oh my god.
[06:50] >> I got to see if I got that
[06:52] [Applause]
[06:54] grind so I got no games.