Dennis Quaid: DON'T DEPORT MY HOUSEKEEPER!

[00:00] You know how uh you always you're so sad

[00:02] that our house is a mess because our

[00:04] housekeeper got deported by Tom Hman.

[00:06] >> Yes. I was I was the one that reported

[00:08] her actually.

[00:08] >> I know. Which now our house is a mess

[00:10] and you want me to hire some uh maid

[00:12] that's American that is way more

[00:14] expensive that probably can't even clean

[00:16] as good. So a friend of the show Dennis

[00:19] Quaid, famous actor from the movie uh

[00:21] Any Given Sunday, he recently went on

[00:25] Piers Morgan defending believe it or

[00:28] not. I mean, it's like we're in the

[00:30] Twilight Zone. His he was defending his

[00:32] housekeeper from deportation. So, let's

[00:34] play the clip and then we're going to

[00:35] play a clip of me sounding very similar.

[00:38] I've been watching the whole immigration

[00:40] debate in America. I get the sense that

[00:42] most Americans applaud Trump for what

[00:45] he's achieved on the southern border. I

[00:46] think it's been extraordinary how

[00:48] quickly he's resolved that crisis. I

[00:51] think most Americans believe if you're

[00:53] undocumented in America and you commit a

[00:55] crime, you should be deported. But there

[00:57] is a real battle. You talk about the

[00:59] soul of America over people who may be

[01:02] undocumented but have been in America

[01:03] for a number of years, maybe built a

[01:05] family, paying taxes, contributing to

[01:08] society and this sort of imagery of ICE

[01:10] agents running into Home Depot and

[01:12] grabbing people like that. Where do you

[01:14] sit with that? Do you feel it's gone too

[01:17] far? Do you feel comfortable with that

[01:19] kind of thing?

[01:20] >> I I've I've had exper I've had

[01:22] experience myself. My housekeeper who

[01:26] was

[01:27] in this country for decades uh uh

[01:31] undocumented really because she uh had

[01:34] her sister's uh driver's license in

[01:37] order to get around and

[01:38] >> identity fraud.

[01:39] >> You know, I found this out. This was

[01:41] back in 2016. I wonder if she got a

[01:43] credit afraid of of Trump

[01:46] >> uh getting elected

[01:48] >> because she would, you know, be thrown

[01:50] out of the country. She thought she

[01:52] lived in fear. And I said, "Do what we

[01:54] have to do, Josie, is we have to do

[01:58] things right." So I

[01:59] >> Josie,

[02:00] >> I sponsored her. Uh we uh went through

[02:03] the process and we got her documented.

[02:05] We got her a green card

[02:08] >> in fact to be here and she's uh going

[02:11] for her citizenship right now. And you

[02:15] know after

[02:19] a year or two two years later or four

[02:23] years later she wanted to get her

[02:25] citizenship because she wanted to vote

[02:26] for Trump.

[02:28] >> And you know what? Her vote would have

[02:30] helped her get deported because Charlie

[02:32] would have wanted Josie deported. Now

[02:34] let's play the clip of of Charlie Kurt

[02:36] versus Charlie Kirk talking about this

[02:38] same situation.

[02:39] >> Mr. Stein.

[02:41] >> Well Mr. Stein, that's my government

[02:42] name. My street name is Charlie Kurt,

[02:45] the world's greatest college debater.

[02:47] And I know you are a seasoned debater,

[02:50] but I am the best. And I must say,

[02:52] Charlie, you are talking about

[02:54] immigration. You're talking about

[02:56] deportations, mass deportations. But I

[02:59] must say that my housekeeper, Juanita,

[03:02] has raised me since I was a little boy.

[03:05] And she's as legal as hell. She's

[03:06] illegal, illegal, illegal. So I want to

[03:09] say that Charlie, why would you want to

[03:11] kick out my housekeeper? because we need

[03:13] to protect all big booty Latinos. If

[03:15] you're a nine, you are fine. You get to

[03:19] stay. If you're an eight, we can have an

[03:20] immigration debate. If you're a six, you

[03:22] can kick bricks. But Charlie, let's

[03:24] protect my housekeeper. Why does Wanita

[03:26] have to go, Charlie?

[03:27] >> But you said she's legal, right?

[03:28] >> She's illegal. Yes.

[03:29] >> Oh, illegal.

[03:30] >> Illegal? Oh, yeah. She's very illegal.

[03:31] No paper.

[03:32] >> So sorry. They all got to go.

[03:33] >> No, but Charlie, I can't afford to pay a

[03:35] legal one. It's like 50 cents an hour

[03:37] for her.

[03:38] >> No, it's going to break break your bank.

[03:40] Charlie, please just let the lady stay.

[03:42] She's not

[03:42] >> No amnesty, no deportations, no

[03:44] exceptions. They're all going on.

[03:45] >> Okay. Well, I still won this debate. I

[03:47] love Charlie. We love it. We love you,

[03:49] Charlie. You want a hat?

[03:51] >> Give me a hat.

[03:52] >> Charlie, you rule. Thanks, guys.

[03:54] >> Thank you, Alex. Wow. So, Charlie Kirk

[03:58] definitely would not want Dennis Quaid's

[04:00] maid to stay,

[04:02] which I agree with. I Dennis Quaid's

[04:04] maid. I mean, you know, she's using her

[04:06] sister's ID. You know, she's got

[04:07] probably a credit card in her sister's

[04:09] name. and her sister might not even be

[04:10] alive. Uh so yeah, I don't know. Uh I'm

[04:13] in a moral conundrum, but actually at

[04:15] the same time as a person that has an

[04:17] illegal housekeeper that is, you know,

[04:18] running away from Tom Hman currently,

[04:21] maybe I am empathetic to Dennis Quaid.

[04:22] So I don't know whose side are you on in

[04:24] this battle. Are you on Charlie's side

[04:25] or Dennis Quaid's side?

[04:28] >> I'd have to say I'm on Charlie's side.

[04:31] [Applause]

[04:33] [Music]

[04:34] >> I got no games. Ask yourself.