Joe Rogan Experience #2471 - Mark Normand

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. All day. >> Hey. >> Hey, Charlie Kirk. >> No, >> don't shoot him. >> Oh, no. Don't say that. No, don't say that. >> Doug's a Nazi. All right, >> he's going to sit right here and chill out. What up, dog? New Netflix special out now. >> You got that right, Fatty. >> Let's [ __ ] go. >> None too. Please check it out. We just hit number five, so I'm trying to get it to to Uno. >> Well, maybe this will do it. >> Hopefully. >> Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the show runs. >> All right. Thank you. Thank you. Everything helps. >> It's a saturated market. >> I know. There's 19 comedy specials a day now. YouTube and Hulu and the other thing, 4chan. >> It's not just that. There's like just you're competing with content. You think about how many [ __ ] shows there are now. It's kind of nuts. >> I mean, forget shows. There's shows, there's Tik Toks, there's reals, there's shorts. It never ends. >> Never been a time where there's more things to watch and divide your attention. >> I know. >> And then there's the war. >> Yay. >> There's the war. >> So much to pay attention to, right? >> Politics. It's only fans. >> Yeah. So much to pay attention to, buddy. >> Oh, yeah. >> So much. Charlie, >> we'll just pretend that's Ari. He's back. >> Well, you know, Ari always gets too high and an hour in he just shuts up. >> Don't fall off the table. Hey, >> he looks like the Ayatollah now. Have you seen him? He's got the beard. >> I know. >> Crazy. And he's gay. >> He came to the club the other day. He's gay now, too. >> Oh, the Ayatollah. >> Oh, the new Ayatollah's gay. Yeah. >> Is that real? >> Ah, that's what Trump said. >> I think that's his real. >> He's never lied. Oh, okay. >> I think they're just trying to [ __ ] with the guy >> cuz if you get if you're gay in Iran, they just throw you off a building, right? He's going to have to throw himself off. >> You know, that was like one of the first places or the number one place in the world for transgender surgeries. >> I heard that. >> Because you couldn't be gay. >> So, you'd rather be a woman. >> You have to be a woman. You You got to get [ __ ] in the ass. >> That's kind of progressive. >> You can't get [ __ ] in the Well, you can't. I guess they don't check. But you get [ __ ] in your fake cooter. >> Fake cooter. That sounds like an Austin bar. >> Fake cooter. >> It probably will be. >> Yeah. >> After this, >> um, they've got to be terrified. I don't know much about anything, but uh I would be scared to fight a country that is having a a fist fight on the White House lawn. >> That's how badass and crazy we are. Like we're fighting at the president's house each other. >> Yeah, >> we're going to [ __ ] you up. >> I'm not thrilled about that. >> You're going to be there? >> Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it. Doesn't seem like a wise idea. Yeah, it looks like they were targeting the [ __ ] reporter. >> Whoa. >> Hey, Charlie. Come here, buddy. Oh, this dog's gonna be a It's gonna be a whole different show here. >> No, he'll calm down. >> He just has to relax. He's never uh been with me alone before. He's only been with my wife alone, but he loves me. He slept with me last He sleeps in the bed with my daughter, so he slept with me last night. >> Oh, boy. >> You're a little buddy. >> That's good. We got We got diversity here. It's a brown dog. >> Yeah, they they attacked that reporter, man. >> Crazy. It looked I mean unless it was a weward missile >> which is like what happened to precision strikes. >> Oh yeah. >> I thought they were surgical. Remember they would call them surgical. >> That's right. >> Imagine calling a bomb that's going like 5,000 mph. Surgical. >> I think they got old equipment over there. They got Atari and [ __ ] They're way behind. >> But we hit a school that was on us, I think. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But >> even in our other countries, we're shooting schools. >> Well, the school was uh unfortunately What is it, James? right before it. >> Whoa. Is that the Damn, that's quite a hit. >> Whoa, that's nuts. >> Jesus Christ. Looks like LA. >> What a It's crazy that you can capture it. Like, how good are these cameras? >> Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that plane flying into the Pentagon. It's >> true, >> right? When you see that thing, that that thing looks just like a missile, too, >> right? >> What do you think that was? That plane that hit the Pentagon? It doesn't really look like a plane. Why would they be shooting a missile into a a place that's already been hit by missiles? >> And why is it in Russia? Oh, that's just uh reporter >> Russia. Russia Today reporter. >> Oh, got it. Got it. Sorry. >> Yeah, RT. You know that channel. I in Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon. I wonder if they're going after press because they've gone after press before. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. I mean, they've been accused of shooting press in Gaza, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Smart. Because they want to tell their own story. They don't want you in there with their your cameras. >> Yeah. What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos? >> I haven't seen them. >> You haven't seen them? >> No. >> Oh, they think he might be dead. >> What? >> Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel has released that are like clearly AI. >> What? >> Show Show him the one where there's in the the cafe. This one's nuts. Like this one I would assume that some kid made just [ __ ] around on his computer. All right. >> Like I saw it, I was like, there's no way they're really trying to pass this off as an actual video of Netanyahu at a cafe in the middle of the war. Like everything is calm and peaceful. >> I couldn't tell that one. >> Yeah, this one. Well, that's just a clip. Show the actual >> I can't um >> BB. >> It's on the Israel website or the Israel Twitter page. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. No, they released it. >> I didn't know. >> Holy moly. He's dead. That's crazy. >> Well, his brother's dead. His brother got killed in a missile strike >> recently. >> Yes. >> What? >> Yes. They struck his h Are you just not online? What's going on? >> I just watched funny [ __ ] and goof around. >> Pour some of that. Let's go. Come on. Give me some. >> Oh, hey. I thought you quit the sauce. >> Oh, no. I GOT BACK ON. >> HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT you turned Muslim or something. I didn't know what happened. >> I'm back. >> Hell yeah. >> Alhamdulillah. Pour me one. >> Easy. Zoran bodega cat. >> Cheers, sir. >> Cheers. says, "Hey, good to be back with Alvar's dead weight >> holding us down." >> I don't get drunk. O, I might this off this stuff, though. But, uh, I have started drinking again. I took like eight months off. It was a good reset. >> I mean, I You're so short. I'll take a week off and I'm like limitless. >> Yeah. Well, I realized that uh because of the club, I was just drinking too much, >> right? >> And I was just tired all the time. Like, and I'd go to work out the next day. I was like, "God, I feel like [ __ ] Why am I doing this to myself?" And then I took eight months off. Then I had a glass of wine with dinner. I was like, "Oo, I like it." And then I had a margarita and I was like, "Oo, I'm back. >> It's a great time." >> This one. So, look at this. This is AI. >> That's fake. >> Well, people have zoomed in on the the um signs and stuff and it's not even real writing. >> He's saying, "Look, I have five fingers." >> Weird. >> He's joking around, you know, because there was an AI video before that people were criticizing because it looked like one of his fingers had grown an extra appendage, >> right? I think that just looked like the crease of his hand, honestly, to me. But >> yeah, >> this looks fake as [ __ ] First of all, it's weird because he sips out of the cup and yet the cup stays exactly the same level and no matter where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill, right? >> Like there's there's a moment where he turns the cup like almost sideways. >> It moves way too much for it to not spill at all. >> And why would he just be doing it? Looks like an ad for this coffee shop. He's just hanging out at a coffee shop during a war. >> Oh, and know and also like how's everybody so casual. >> Yeah, he didn't tip though, so that's that's the Judaism is coming through. >> But yeah, no, this is crazy. >> Looks like AI. Like he looks like he's got a beauty filter on. That doesn't look like a human being. >> Totally. This is silly. Let me hear what he's saying. What is he saying? Is it in Hebrew? Look, everybody's happy to see him. Can you imagine if you were in that coffee shop be like, "Please leave. Please leave before the bombs come. Please leave before they target you." They're trying to find that guy everywhere he [ __ ] goes. >> But the Look at that. >> See, we got the Ayatollah in there, too. >> They faked that one. Look at that. that they're just showing you how easy it is. >> Yeah, there's some really good AI platforms now. And to know what they would have that they're not showing is who knows. >> This is He's got Come on. He can't be dead. >> He might be dead. His brother's See, that's like, look at this. Yeah. >> Like the coffee. Look how turned it is. >> It doesn't spill at all. It just wiggles to the edge. And then they've also shown that like on the register and in some of the signs, the the writing's not real. M. >> It's very, very [ __ ] weird, man. >> Well, RIP. We'll drink one for for Yahoo. >> Well, he hasn't been seen publicly in over a week. >> So, he might be gone. >> Yeah, there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] going on. I can't keep up with the Hormuz. I don't know what that's about. >> That's completely closed now. They they even bombed like the Saudis had another way to move oil out into another direction across the Red Sea, I believe it is. And uh the the Iranians bombed that. yesterday. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's getting hot, dude. It's It's [ __ ] scary. >> Speaking live as we >> Oh, in front of people. >> He's alive. >> In front of people. >> I don't know. They just open Twitter back up and this was there. >> I wonder. So if he is alive, I wonder why they would release that. Clearly AI video cuz that like this looks like a normal human, right? >> Yeah, kind of. >> This doesn't look >> They say that privately, >> but it's a little glossy. The world owes a debt of deep indebtedness, deep indebtedness to President Trump for leading this effort to safeguard our future. >> Yeah. But this guy's been trying to get war with Iran for decades, man. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's loving this. >> [ __ ] And if he's not, by the way, if he's not in war, he's not in office anymore. And then and then he gets indicted. like right >> he's in the middle of at least one case, one corruption case. >> Mhm. >> Well, this is his Super Bowl. He's He's in heaven. >> So, there's people in the audience, right? So, this is real. >> Well, I mean, there's that that's they're not This angle doesn't show them. It's like a static angle, but you can hear people's voices, which that you know, if we want to be >> Oh, they don't show the people. >> You could say that's fake, but >> I need to see the people. I need to see somebody hug them. >> So, wait, why why are you >> I need to see somebody jerk them off. I want to know it's real. >> Let's see that. No foreskin. >> Do you imagine if they did show that? They just show him just blasting like 12 foot arcs >> of rope. >> Just fire hose of jizz to show how veriral he is. >> Man of Chevitz. >> Yeah. >> No. Yeah. Why you not why you not looking forward to the White House fight? >> Um well, it's kind of a gimmick. You know, >> of course >> there's that. And you know, people are criticizing the card, but if it was any other card, it's a great card. >> Mhm. just they're criticizing it because they said it was going to be the greatest card of all time. And it's also it's just going to be a security nightmare. >> That's true. >> You're on the White House lawn. Also, they're fighting outside. What if it rains? What if it's hot? You're in the middle of June. >> June in DC can get pretty warm. >> Yep. Yep. >> That that affects fighters. Like we only did one outside fight that I was a part of and that was in Abu Dhabi and it was a nightmare. Yeah, >> it was really hot and there was bugs flying around their side of size of [ __ ] birds. >> It was crazy. >> It's like stand up. You got to do it indoors. >> 100%. >> Outside is hell for stand up. >> Yeah, it's terrible. Terrible. >> Yeah, most shows are bad outside. But here's my idea. We do White House fight, but we fight politicians. >> Huh? Get Boowbert versus AOC. Now that's a fight. >> I like that. >> But I think I think RFK would win everything. >> I think Jasmine Crockett whoops them all. >> Oh yeah, she's feisty. She'd take a a shoe off. >> She pulls the wig off, stuffs it in your mouth, >> takes her earrings off. I'm terrified. >> Well, she's not a politician anymore. She lost, right? >> Yeah, but she'll be around. They never leave. >> Maybe >> they go forever, these guys. >> Maybe >> Bernie's still cooking. >> Yeah, but he's a senator. He's been a senator forever. I mean, she she's lost, >> so who knows what's going to happen now. >> But Hillary's around. What is she doing? >> She's uh probably eating [ __ ] >> Ah. You think? >> I hope. I mean, she needs a relief. This guy, this lady, I kind of like Hillary just cuz she's, you know, she got cheated on publicly with the Monica thing. Now she's doing the Epstein's Island stuff. She lost the presidential race and she's still out there. She's kind of a badass. I would kill myself at this point. >> Well, she's also got like a list of people that have mysteriously disappeared. >> Oh, is that right? >> That are attached to her and Bill. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. You don't know about that? >> No. For real? >> You don't know about the Clinton body count? >> I know Norm was on the View years ago and he said Clinton killed a guy. >> Yeah, he said killed a bunch of people. I think >> that's where I get my information. >> It's a good way to get it from the view. >> Super solid detailed information, >> but she's getting like grilled by the Epstein people or about Epstein and she's just like going off >> and Bill's reminiscing. >> Well, she walked she stormed out because uh Lauren Boowbert took a picture of her. >> Oh. >> And posted online like that's it. I'm leaving. >> Like, how are you allowed to leave? >> Yeah, exactly. >> Because somebody took a picture. Sit the [ __ ] down. You're not even in office anymore. You're just a civilian. Sit your [ __ ] ass down and answer the questions. >> Yeah. >> Like, it's just an excuse to leave. >> But you got to head to Bill. He's denying till he dies. >> I did nothing. I was only there for humanitarian purposes. >> We got photos and everything. >> I was just getting massages and hugging nice people. >> Exactly. Nothing untoward was done to me or anyone else that was there as far as I know. >> This is pretty good. >> I didn't see that side of Jeffrey Epstein. >> You got to bring this back. >> Hey, look. >> Look at this guy. We got photo evidence. >> That lady smiling. If she claims victim, I call horseshit. She looks like she's having a good time. Also, that's a woman, you know. It's like once you're a woman, okay? You know, unless someone's holding a gun to your head, if we're talking about children, we're talking about a different thing. But there's a lot of these ladies that were grown women when they were doing this. And the emails that were exchanged between Epstein and these women, like they were well aware of what's going on. At least some of them were. There was this Russian lady was talking. She was recruiting girls. She was saying, "This one's this one's a fat ass. She needs to lose some weight." Like, she's trying to get these girls to work with Epstein, >> right? Who? Just lane. >> No, wasn't just lane. It was some other Russian lady. >> Oh, damn. >> Like these some of these ladies at least were like, look, the real criticism, the real legitimate criticism is were there underage girls involved? Now, clearly they were in Epstein's past. He went he went to jail for it. The whole Palm Beach thing with the underage massuses, >> but some of these are just ladies who did bad things. They made bad decisions and they probably wound up on that island for money. >> Yeah. Okay. Couple of horror moves. >> Hey, where you going, buddy? Charlie, >> you snuck out, little [ __ ] >> I'm a little worried about >> I was hoping he looked like he was totally calm just sitting in that chair. Oh, Jamie's got him now, >> bro. You're locked up. >> Jamie's used to having a little dog in his lap. Oh, he's giving you kisses. >> Damn. Not a Rogan fan, huh? Doesn't like the pot. He's bored. No, he just he just doesn't know this environment. I think he's a little weirded out. And then he was out there with the mountain lion, stuffed mountain lion, the alligators like and the werewolf. He's like, "What the [ __ ] is this place?" He's never been here before. >> And there's weed smoke. There's dogs. >> I think he's a little weirded out. The cigars, everything. Whiskey in here. He probably smells that. >> Speaking of which, you got any of those stoies? >> Yeah, let's bust them out. >> I would love a stogy. >> Let's go. >> Hell yeah. Boy, see, I can't keep up with all the news. cuz you know about Epstein, you know about Iran, you know about Israel, you know about Hillary. This is uh >> I barely know. I'm off uh social media. I've been off social media for a while. The only time I'm on is when someone sends me something funny. >> Oh yeah. >> Then I go and check it and then I find myself scrolling for like 30 seconds and I stop. >> That's how they get to >> stop [ __ ] scrolling. >> It's impossible. >> Um these so good at it. >> These say knuckle sandwich. Where did these come from? M >> knuckle sandwich is uh that can't be the same place because there's a isn't there a place there's knuckle sandwich which is the sandwich truck in Austin which is awesome >> and Chris Brown's album >> Fury cigars >> oh these are Guy Fury cigars. All right, let's hope they're good. >> Did you see that Bachelorette who got kicked off for beating the [ __ ] out of her husband? Yo, for real on the show, my wife's a big uh reality lady and uh >> that's healthy. >> I know, right? >> She loves it. All of us. 90-Day Fiance. >> Love that [ __ ] >> They love it. That and true crime. >> Yes. Right. Is it weird? >> Oh, yeah. >> I get the true crime because they don't really commit those kind of violent acts. So, they probably need to understand like the male mind, >> right? >> That makes sense to me. >> Yeah. >> But what I don't understand is the I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm just stuck up. >> It's almost time for spring break. So, maybe you're headed to the beach or maybe you're taking the kids on a road trip or maybe you're just taking some extra time for yourself. No matter what, you deserve a break and a reset and AG1 can help. AG1 is your daily health drink. Just one scoop combines your multivitamin pre and probiotics, superfoods, and antioxidants to help support a healthy immune system and digestion. 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Yeah. >> It's like the number one show with ladies. >> Oh yeah. >> Like the number one podcast with ladies is True Crime. >> It's great. >> You know what the number two show for ladies is? >> What? >> You're on it. >> Hey, get out of here. Really? >> Number one with black people, too. Holla. >> Hey, take that. Shay Shay. >> Holla. >> All right. >> Shout out to all my African-American friends. >> Hell yeah. >> Let's [ __ ] go. These are not bad. Guy Ferry. Let's go, guy. >> I love Guy. >> He's a fun dude. >> Cool dude. >> Got a bunch of yellow cars, though. That's odd. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's not the not the best fashion sense, you know, shirts with flames on it, frosted tips. >> Yeah. But you're paying attention. >> That's true. >> If you want to be a chef and you want to be like a celebrity chef, you got to either be a great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain. Yeah. >> Or you got to be like angry >> like Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Ramsay. You know, >> that's true. But what what happened to chef when I was a kid? Chefs were like fat guys with beards and now they all have they're jacked with tats. >> Yeah. Well, they're all they all look like artists cuz they are artists, >> I guess. But it's >> I I didn't really think of that until I watched Bourdain show and then I was like, "Oh, these guys are making temporary art." >> That's true. Then you get to eat it. >> Yeah. But it is art. >> It is art. Yeah. They're mixing oils. There's a lot of chemistry involved. >> Mhm. >> But they kind of went the same path as porn stars. Porn stars used to be like voluuptuous and hairy bush and now they're all like they're all like MMA fighters. They're jacked and taking it in the ass. It's wild. They're all tatted up and pierced and [ __ ] >> One of the things that I've been watching a lot when the world is going completely crazy. I watch people making street food in other countries. >> Oh, that's >> with no language, no talking. It's all ASMR. It's all them cooking. >> Oh, yeah. No regulations either. >> Bring them over here. Bring them over here. Come on. They're They're not washing hands over there. >> Charar. Charar, have a seat. >> And they'll use roadkill or whatever. Like they don't they don't give a [ __ ] >> No, they're they they're using good food. It was Afghanistan. They were making roast chicken. >> Oh, come on, >> dude. I'm telling you. I I'll send it to Jamie and you'll watch. >> It's exciting. >> I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years when I was broke in New York. Great. >> They're great. >> They are great. >> But I could be eating pigeon and uh >> you probably are >> children. >> Not children, but definitely pigeon. Probably a pigeon's made it into your mouth a couple of times. >> All right, >> let me find these [ __ ] I watch so much too. YouTube is my number one thing since I'm off social media. >> I love it. >> It's my number one thing for distraction. >> Whoa. >> Oh, yeah. This is exactly Jamie, you're the best. This is it. Most cheap food in Afghanistan. This guy uh he sets up, they cook all this stuff and you you watch I mean it's like a 40minute video or something. How long is it? >> Yeah. Yeah, it's like a 40 40minute video. I watched the whole thing just like at home chilling after a long day's work just watching people cook street food in Afghanistan. It looks [ __ ] delicious. >> Look at those spices. My god. >> Yeah. And they they have uh meat in this stew pot and they Well, it's like, you know, a big walk it looks like. >> Yeah. >> And they boil it up with all this salt and all these herbs and spices. And then they got these roast chickens and they take these chickens and they stick them in spikes. If you back up the video a little bit, it's earlier in the video. You saw they take these chickens and they just have this big flame in the middle >> and then then they stick these chickens all around the flame. >> This is hell for a vegan. >> The shape of that fun fact. I think if this is true, uh, that's because that's they used to flip their shields upside down and >> back. It's sort of like what the Genghaskhan stir fry >> that makes sense grill. >> I love it. >> That makes sense. >> Yeah, man. >> Totally makes sense. >> Would it be great if the end is just a big drone strike? >> Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore. We send them money. >> Oh, is that right? >> Now we send the Taliban money, >> man. We send them a ton of money. >> We hook up everybody. Ukraine. >> Yeah. should go to back to the chickens though if you back up. >> Whoa. He's got a little brush there. >> No, you Yeah, there it is. So, this is how he does it. So, they have this fire in the middle and they just take these chickens on a stick and they just rotate them >> and they put them in the center. They put the fire in the center and the chickens all around them and they rotate them. I got so hungry. I had to go in the kitchen and make myself food afterwards. >> This is a chicken holocaust. >> Yeah, it looks good, right? >> Man, it does look amazing. >> Yeah, dude. It looks [ __ ] delicious. >> I mean, you you ever get the rotisserie chicken at the grocery store? Oh, nothing better. >> Pretty good. >> It's good. You just eat it with a knife and fork. No, no. Uh, no nothing. >> I know you like that's a good thing to do when you just want to be completely distracted. That's what I like when I I like watching people make like tables. >> Yes. >> Furniture and [ __ ] >> That that the horse hoof cleaning is great. >> I watch that too. Friers. >> What is that? Is that something inis? I think from inate old times. >> It must be. >> It must be >> like there's a nail in his hoof. Oh, get it out. >> Get it out. Get the gunk out. >> Help the horse. >> Yeah. And the horse loves it. That's a good one. What else is good? Uh, the pressure washing is kind of fun. That's when I'm really high. I take an edible. I just watch a guy. He's just washing a wall and it goes from black toast to cement. 32 million views. >> 32 million. >> Okay. So, what is that? Why Why are we so interested in watching people clean up horse hooves? >> Well, I think part of it is it doesn't hurt the horse and it looks like it would. So that's kind of fascinating because it's all what is that like cartilage or >> That's all like fingernail stuff. I guess giant fat fingernails. >> Wow. >> That's what it's like. I mean that's what a horse hoo is. And if they don't take care of the hooves, they get real weird and they look like like Arab shoes where they like curl up at the tips. >> Yeah. Right. Right there. >> Like that. Like that. >> There it is. >> So this must be somebody just like completely neglected that poor horse. >> But what did horses do in the uh >> They wear off from running around. >> Oh, I see. >> Yeah. Just like a dog's fingernails. Like you have to trim your dog's nails. Unless the dogs run around outside a lot and then you don't have to do anything. >> Got it. >> Oh, the dogs all happy now. >> They never stop growing. >> Rat teeth don't stop grow, but beaver teeth don't. Right. >> Oh, is that right? I didn't know. >> Oh, shearing sheep. >> Oh, this is good stuff. >> Wow. >> Isn't it amazing how many views How many How many views does that have? >> Guess. >> Uh, yeah. 23 million. >> I'm going to go >> 3 million subscribers on the channel. >> I'm going to go 80 million. 3 million subscribers. >> 3.7 >> 3.7 million. >> This is just a great guy. >> Look at that. There's another guy that I love. It's the channel's called Wilderness Cooking. >> And this guy lives in Azerbaijan and he cooks in the mountains. He always looks delicious. And then at the end of it, he has a bite of it and he looks at you and he goes super. >> He like puts gives you a thumb up and it's a great channel. It's And that guy's got millions and millions of views, this dude. So he's always like he catches fish and he does all the things. He he makes his own fire and he's always cooking in weird ways. >> Oh, see this guy's way happier than all of us. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's having a good time. Well, he lives in peaceful mountains. He's making delicious food. >> Mhm. Imagine him on Cameo just saying super. He could make a billion dollars. >> Yeah. But happy birthday. Super. >> Wow. >> Who's who makes the most on Cameo? They're still doing that. >> Yeah. >> Really? Yeah. >> Who's like the number one earner on Cameo? >> That's a great question. >> Sure. Dynamite had a run. It's got to be somebody with a catchphrase. >> Is Jimmy Walker still alive? >> Oh, yeah. >> Is he still toring? >> I'd imagine. I don't know how he pays the bills. >> These old guys, you wonder how they have money, >> right? >> Can that last like how long does Dynamite, >> you know what I worry about? Guys who were like middle axe like >> 20 years ago and they just faded out. Like what are you doing? >> I assume Uber board. John Kira. >> John Kira is number one. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> So, he does cameos. >> Who's that? I know who that is. >> Who are all the John Kira? Former CIA guy. Went to jail. Yeah. They they put him in jail. A golfer. >> That's my buddy Bob. >> Oh, you know him? >> Yeah. >> And he's number two. >> Yeah. >> How much money is he making? >> I mean, he does a lot of these. He was always in a fight like with Santa during Christmas time. John Guden's been up here for a while, but he's not currently on here. >> Oh, that dude Soy Tiet, the guy who sings. >> Oh, yeah. He's fun. >> Yeah. And then who's Red? Is that one of the Island Boys? >> Who's that guy in the lower left corner? >> Oh, wow. That guy. >> Those guys are still at it. >> Then the rest of these I don't know who they are. >> So, John Kira costs $179. >> Bam. >> For one of those. >> Oh, bam. >> Marggera is in there. >> Good for him. >> Who else is in there? Anybody you know? >> No. >> No. names I do not recognize. Nick Foley. >> Interesting. >> Oh, Red Dead Redemption guy. >> Oh, Nick Foley the uh wrestler. >> There you go. >> How odd. >> What What an odd thing. >> Who's buying a Rapaort? >> President Donald Trump parody is number 37. >> Michael Rapaort. >> He's screaming enough for free. >> Why would you Oh, Buffer has got to be up there. >> Of course, Buffer. >> I've seen people uh in a hotel they've like heard him doing them. >> Oh, yeah. I've seen him do all that stuff. I've seen him do them. I' I've been with him when he's doing them. >> How crazy his story with his brother? >> Crazy. >> Isn't that bananas? >> Yeah. >> That kind of [ __ ] blows my mind. >> Didn't even know his brother till they were like 30 >> and they just found each other with the with the voice both fighting. >> Yeah. Well, he was like the budget buffer in the beginning. Like he was like, if you couldn't afford Michael, you got Bruce. But now Bruce is way better than Michael. No disrespect to Michael, but Michael gets, you know, Michael's smooth. Let's get ready to rumble. Which is perfect for boxing, but Bruce is perfect for MMA. >> Yeah, he's got more [ __ ] hyped. >> Oh yeah, he's got the suit on. >> He's going to drop dead doing that one day. We've all called it >> cuz he gets beat red and now he's like deep in his 60s. I don't know how old he is. >> And he parties too, I think. >> Bruce parties. >> Oh yeah. >> How do you know? >> There's a bunch of videos of him. He got into a fist fight in an elevator with an MMA fighter. >> Oh, that was a Frank Trigg. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Kind of a fist fight. like a little bit of a pushing shoving. Probably Frank Trigg would literally kill him. >> I know. That's why I'm impressed cuz he he he stood up to him. >> Frank Trigg was a animal when he was young. >> Yeah, I would not. >> This was like I think it was when Frank was still fighting. >> That's crazy. >> I don't think Frank really fought him back. >> Ah, >> I think that would be a very quick encounter. >> But just the fact that he he was up for it. >> I don't know what really happened. >> I think the story is online somewhere. But >> yeah, it's Bruce's version of the story. Yeah, it's true. >> You know what I mean? I don't know. Not that Bruce is lying. Bruce might have thought he was in a fight and Frank might have thought it was hilarious. Right. Right. >> I don't know. >> Yeah. >> But Bruce uh did martial arts most of his life. >> The craziest coincidence of all. And get get your fingers ready. J Mo >> Dennis the Menace the cartoon was invented in England and in America on the same day. >> What? >> Put that your pipe and jizz on it. Get get that cooking. >> Oh yeah. because they were like, "Oh, you must have stolen this." So, they went back and and researched it. They were both invented. Same character, same name on the same day and the same year. >> That makes no sense, >> isn't it? Bananas. My brain blew up. >> That literally makes no sense. >> It's crazy. So, that's a fun one. >> How is that possible? >> I don't know. Just, you know, monkeys writing on a typewriter. Eventually, you get Shakespeare. Two guys thinking of the same thing, same day, across the pond. >> Maybe that's one of those things like what is that called? like um like Baronstein bears the mandala effect. >> Oh yeah, >> that's not the same thing cuz that's like when it's not real. This is something that's real. >> That's true. >> Right. That's right. Right. No, I'm thinking of the wrong thing. >> What does Perplexity say? Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity says there's actually two completely separate Dennis the Menace comic strip characters that debuted almost simultaneously in 1951, created independently in the UK and the US. So, how would they even know about each other back then? >> Oh, sorry. It's 17th and 12th. So, they're five days apart. >> Who started first? British was the 17th. >> Okay. >> On sale. Issue dated 17 March. On sale 12 March created by these guys. American on 12 March. No, like basically the same day on sale. On sale the same day. >> Unbelievable. Blonde hairs overalls. images. >> And it said, hold go back to what the saying was again. It said, "Your son is a menace." Is did they both say that? No. >> I don't know. >> Wow. Both mischievous little boys, but they look different. UK Dennis has black hair, >> red and black jumper. US Dennis, blonde hair, overalls. They live in different fictional worlds. Creators worked entirely independently. No evidence. Either knew about the other before publication. So, it's treated as a famous coincidence rather than copying. Wow. >> Unreal. There they are side by side. >> Wow. >> That kind of [ __ ] is kooky. >> That's weird. That's like when rats you like if you teach a rat how to get out of a maze on the east coast, rats on the west coast get out of the maze quicker. >> No [ __ ] way. >> Yeah. There's a a guy named Rupert Sheldrick. He calls it morphic resonance. He thinks there's there some sort of like communication that all animals have with each other all over the world that we can't quantify, that we can't measure, but it seems real. >> Yeah. Well, apparently I got caught in an ant pile when I was a kid and all the ants swarmed on me and they all bit me at once. I felt it. I was like, "Ah!" It was just one big just wave of pain. >> Oh, yeah. >> They communicated. >> Well, ants just immediately attack though as soon as you get on the antill. But ants are they're on another level. >> You hear about the lady that fell uh she was her parachute didn't deploy but she landed in an ant pile of fire ants >> and she survived because she was bit like a thousand times by these fire ants and somehow or another the ant bites and the adrenaline that caused it helped Hey, don't jump down. Stay up there buddy is what what kept her alive. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Wow. That's when you start going religion [ __ ] >> I know. >> Like, how did that happen? >> Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here. >> Ant bites. >> Yeah. 1999, her parachute malfunction. She fell 4,500 ft. Her backup parachute opened at 700 feet, but quickly deflated. She continued to plummet towards the ground at 80 mph. Miraculously, she survived the fall thanks to the fact she landed directly on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe the intense shock of being stung over 200 times by the ants released a surge of adrenaline which kept her heart beating. >> Oh, it's like a clear She got cleared by ants. >> Isn't that nuts? >> That is kooky. It's like when those guys jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and a seal a guy jump off, broke all his bones and a seal pushed him to the shore. >> Whoa. >> That's in the documentary The Bridge and >> a friend of mine did that died. >> Really? >> Yeah. He killed himself. >> It's the number one spot to kill yourself. Yeah, RIP Tony Anagoni. He's a buddy of mine that uh was a professional pool player that uh I did commentary with him on a pool match in the 90s. >> He was in a book called Playing Off the Rail is a great book by this guy uh David McCumber who was Hunter S. Thompson's editor. >> Ah, >> in I want to say Seattle, something like that. I forget what newspaper, but um when Hunter was like off the rails and out of his [ __ ] mind too, it's perfect. another different kind of off the rail, right? >> So, he followed my friend Tony all across the country uh gambling. They It's a great book about like pool hustling. >> Yeah. >> Tony was like a world class professional pool player and they went around the country gambling and I don't know what happened with him but I lost touch with them and then um >> was he Golden Gate? >> Yeah. >> Oh, damn. It's like they all know to go there. >> Well, he was a San Francisco guy. He lived up there his whole life and um I got this message from a friend of mine. Tony jumped off the bridge. I was like, "No." >> Wow. >> Crazy. Well, it's weird cuz I I watch matches sometimes on YouTube and he's doing the commentary for the matches. >> Oh, that's crazy. >> It's so strange cuz he seems so happy. He's enjoying himself. They're cracking up and I'm like, "What is it that makes someone want to end it?" You know, what is it? like what was I guess he had like some failed business ventures and he was going bankrupt and >> well depression is you know way was way more uh un researched back then yeah you know you probably just thought ah something's wrong with me I got to end this pain >> but damn but yeah everybody who lived they said each of them said separately right when my hand left the rail I was I I regretted it >> oh yeah they all said every single one they all said that yeah everybody who lives >> so don't do It's a terrible idea. >> Yeah. >> Do you remember the one in downtown LA where the guy was like on I think he shot himself with a shotgun. He was like standing on the edge of a bridge and it was live on TV. >> Do you remember that one? There was like a standoff. They were trying to get him to not jump, but he had a shotgun. I'm I think I'm conflating it. >> Pull it up. >> But I'm pretty sure he blew his brains out on TV. >> Damn. I knew about the fat guy with the gun in the mouth. The old politician guy. Was he a judge? Was he a dirty maybe a judge? >> A dirty judge. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's that song. Hey man, nice shot. >> Exactly. Yeah. And that was a hot video when I was a kid. Oh yeah. What is it? Taste of death or faces. >> Budwire. That's it. >> That was one of the first ones where you got to see a guy die. Like a viral video. He put a giant gun in his mouth. Literally 44. >> And everybody go, "No, no, don't do it." >> Oh, great. He's like, "Stay, relax, everyone. Stay calm." They just shoved it in his mouth and boom, >> blew the top of his dome off. >> And now we just see people getting shot on Twitter every 10 seconds >> every day. >> I mean, the Kirk thing, I remember waking up and being like, "Good God, >> the Kirk thing is weird." The Kirk thing is weird because now there's video footage from behind. >> Is that right? >> Yeah. It it I mean, the round that he was supposedly shot with was a 30 odd six, which is a big round. That's a round that you kill a moose with. >> And it doesn't even have an exit wound, >> right? >> It don't make no sense. It makes zero sense. >> Well, you hear about this Joe Kent. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They told him not to research or investigate. >> Yes. >> So, what's up with that? >> He said that they were told to stop their investigation. >> Yeah. >> And that they were going to handle it >> and he just resigned. >> And meanwhile, have they handled it? Like, we haven't seen that guy, the the guy who loves furries who supposedly killed Charlie Kirk. >> Tyler >> Robinson. Yeah. >> Yeah. We haven't seen him talk. He hasn't said he did it. He hasn't said he didn't do it. There's no no one like independent video of him talking about it. >> Yeah. >> And then there was footage of him like at a yogurt shop >> like way across town like 20 minutes later. The whole thing is like super sus. >> It's similar with the guy who shot Trump whatever his name was. He had three names. >> Oh yeah. That kid that kid was in a Black Rockck commercial two years before. >> He had no silverware. And look >> his house was professionally scrubbed. >> And no one can ask questions about that. We can't uh deep dive on that. If you do, you're a conspiracy theorist. >> He shot a a presidential elect. >> Well, yeah. Not only that, but isn't that a [ __ ] conspiracy? Like, that's a conspiracy. Conspired to murder the president of the United States. >> And it seems like he had help. How the [ __ ] did he get up onto that roof? How did they not have people on that roof? They said the slope was too steep. Yeah. >> Meanwhile, there were snipers on another roof that had a sharper angled roof. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then he has no social media. He has no history. It's all kooky. >> Super suspect. >> Yeah, we can't ask questions or else we're [ __ ] >> Well, not only that, the the kooky people online now think that that was staged and that, you know, Trump had that guy shoot his ear. Like, you don't know jack [ __ ] about guns. If you think that that was staged, >> I will say the flag going up with the photo op was pretty was pretty uh perfect. >> But sometimes that's like Dennis the Menace. [ __ ] just lines up perfectly, >> I guess. So, >> you know what I mean? Sometimes weird stuff happens. They like, "How is this so perfect?" >> Right. Right. >> Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of that, man. >> He got shot in the ear, man. I saw his [ __ ] ear. He had like a little mark on his ear. >> I remember that. >> Get Get Nick Shirley on this [ __ ] He's cracking all kinds of cases, >> bro. They The stuff that he just found in California is bonkers. >> If you see that guy in your town, you're [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> He's a a persistent little queef. That guy. Did you see what the governor posted with Newsome's press office posted? They posted a photo of Nick Shirley, like a fake Nick Shirley, like a meme, like Nick Shirley peeking into windows. Like, hey, he's doing your job. >> He's uncovering fraud and what you're doing is mocking him, >> right? You should go, "Oh [ __ ] this fraud." >> Yeah, >> I'm the governor. They should just open up the investigations into all these places immediately if you cared. But all they want to do is just obfuscate, cover it up, make it look silly. >> Yeah. >> Make it look like he's something whatever he is. White supremacist. >> Right. Right. >> Whatever. MAGA. Phil, come up with a name. >> I don't want to get into it. My kid's at a Somali daycare right now, so I don't want to go. I >> don't want to say anything crazy. >> But yeah, that was that was all kooky. And look, I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore, you know? And you if you ask questions, you're this. You get labeled. I don't know. >> I know. >> It's a wacky time. And >> no one's happy. >> It's uh a time where we've never had more information and no one's less sure about anything. >> Yes. And the same with lone. We're more lonely than ever. And we have more connectivity than ever. >> Yeah. But it's the kind of connectivity that people have just it's not that's why I'm off social media. It's just not good for you. It's not I hop on to post things and I get the [ __ ] out of there. >> But you seem to know a ton of stuff. So I'm like, how are you off social media, but also knowledgeable? >> Google news feed and then things that inform people send me. >> I rely on people sending me things now, which is way better cuz everybody's always sending you things that are Have you seen this [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> I say something yesterday about that. Always >> YouTube delete it. >> I don't think they did. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. I think it's back or if it was deleted, it was pulled back up. The Nick Shirley thing. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, good. >> Because other people said, "I found it. It's It's right here." So, it might have just been a glitch, >> right? >> Or it might have been they thought about deleting it and someone said, "That's going to make it worse." >> Exactly. Exactly. >> It definitely makes it worse. But >> but if it is true, I don't know if it all is true with the fraud and everything, but I'm like, can we stop it? Can we get the money back? Can we help people who are paying taxes who are not getting anything out of it, and it's all going to some guy in a cyber truck? like when where where's the redemption? Where's the uh comeuppance of the >> Well, this is the thing that Elon Musk told me about during the Doge stuff. He said the biggest fraud in this country is Medicare fraud, Medicaid fraud. He's like, and that if that gets he like I don't even want to talk about it cuz I don't want them to kill me. >> He literally said that. He's like, we're talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud. >> But don't we have the worst healthcare or whatever? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Huh. >> But it doesn't matter. It's not about actual healthcare. It's about using the system to extract money, pretending you have a daycare, pretending you have a hospice, pretending you have a this and a that. And really, you're just >> lying about who's there and collecting checks from the government. Cuz if you have a bunch of clients, like there was one place in Minneapolis that was saying they were feeding like 5,000 people a day. They never saw more than 40 people there. They investigated like this is just they're just taking money. Yeah. >> And they're getting millions and millions of dollars. >> It's crazy. But you got to think if this thing has been going on for so long, they probably have a whole system. No one's ever investigated it. It's been happening for over a decade and they just like this is what we do and they they're all just cashing in. >> Yeah. But I don't know. Like my friend lives in Minneapolis. He's an old pal and he's like I've known Tim Walls my whole life. He was always the governor and he's a nice guy. But then you see this [ __ ] and you're like so is he stupid or is he corrupt? Well, you can know someone and think they're a nice guy because they're a nice guy to you. >> You know what I mean? Like I know a lot of people and people say that guy's a piece of [ __ ] I'm like maybe. But to me, all I can judge is how he treats me and how he talks to me, but he's going to talk different to me than he's going to talk to people that don't matter >> to him. >> Yeah. And you only know of his online perception. >> Tim Walsh just seems weird. Like it just there's no humans that I know like that that wave like that that walk around like this. It's just not normal behavior. >> Yeah. >> And he stopped his run for reelection. >> I saw >> because of this Minneapolis fraud. >> So there's something to it. >> But he just wants some acknowledgement. You just want them to go like gez that is crazy. Holy [ __ ] But instead it's like shut it down. Don't listen to that guy. I just just just stop making me feel crazy. >> You're not crazy. It's real. It's real. I mean, maybe Nick Shirley 90 maybe 100% of it isn't fraudulent that he uncovered. Maybe some of it's legit, but there's definitely some fraud involved. And it's enough that >> you realize like this is you're talking about enormous amounts of money. And how long's this been going on? And also, who's getting paid? Is anybody getting backdoor deals? Is there any offshore accounts that other people have access to and they're funneling money and no one knows about it? Well, let's paper trail this [ __ ] and get to something. We don't make any arrests like all the Epstein guys are out there in in England and Norway. They they popped a few guys. >> Well, that was what the Doge stuff was all about. That was the the whole purpose for it all. >> Yeah. >> The whole purpose for the Doge stuff was to try to uncover a lot of this stuff. And they found [ __ ] tons of it. Hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud. And what happened to those guys? Those guys are getting, you know, they're getting questioned now. And people are, you know, the guys, the Doge guys are like having to give testimony. They're like, like, you know, you shut down important government functions. Like, actually, >> these [ __ ] things that No, nothing was getting done. And these people are making enormous amounts of money. >> Mhm. >> It's like, did you see that [ __ ] bridge that they're building in California? I did. The wild, the mountain lions. >> Yeah. >> It's over hund00 million. I know. >> And they need more money >> for a [ __ ] bridge. >> I know. Meanwhile, Colorado built built one, a similar one for a fraction of the cost. >> I think it was 5 million. >> Yeah. A fraction of the cost and and completed it and it's done. And in California, like we need more money to save the fox. >> Well, there's so many regulations that you can't there's so much red tape you can't get anywhere. >> I It's a little bit of that, but they're blaming tariffs in the government, but shut up. >> Shut up. I doubt I doubt that's what it is. I doubt it's $100 million and you can't finish it because of tariffs. That don't make any sense. >> We're still waiting on the bullet train that started 25 years ago. >> Oh, that was billions. >> Billions. >> Billions. Still not done. >> Nothing. >> Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over the place at light speed. >> Have you ever seen I think it's in China. There's one that they debuted. They showed in China and it's just whizzing by these people and you get to see how fast it is in real time when you're standing next to it. >> No. >> It's bonkers, dude. >> Man, >> it's just >> And you just think the problem with that is how much track is there? >> There's a lot of track. Yeah. >> How many psychos are out there? They could just lay something on the track. >> Well, that's more American. They don't do that [ __ ] >> They're raised better. >> Someone can do it. >> They could, but they're Japanese. They're repressed. So, they get it all out with those those trains, >> right? It's like Nick Shirley. He's a virgin, so he's uh he's motivated. >> Yeah, that's weird, right? >> Yeah, that's a little weird. But I'd rather an incel do that [ __ ] than uh, you know, shoot up a place. Well, there's a lot of these virgin influencers now. >> Yeah, >> Nick Fuentes is a virgin, allegedly. >> This guy's a virgin. >> I don't trust I don't I don't know about these virgins. That That's uh feels unnatural. Don't get laid. You're young. You're >> It's very unnormal. >> Very very strange. >> Very >> It's like Zoran. I don't trust an Indian who never had a job. >> Is he Indian? >> Yeah. >> Mani, >> I believe he's Indian. >> Is he? >> Oh, yeah. >> Is that what he is? >> I think he's from Africa, but he's he is Indian. >> Yeah, he's from Africa. But have you you never had a job? Every Indian guy I know is the hardest working dude on the planet. >> He's never had a job at all. >> No, I think he's a rapper. >> Mom Donny's never had a job. >> No, I don't believe so. This is his first gig. >> That's crazy. >> I know. It's >> Imagine your first gig. You're the mayor of New York City on one hand. Super impressive. >> Very impressive. >> First gig. Way to go. This guy's The sky's is the limit for this guy. >> I know. >> His first job he was the mayor of New York City. >> Yeah. It's like losing your virginity to, you know, Heidi Clume. But I think he won because he said he's not going to Israel. >> That was smart. And affordability. >> Yeah. >> New York's so expensive. >> Well, also, yeah, people are like, "We're tired of the Well, the the narrative is the rich people are causing all your problems, and we need to tax the rich people." But meanwhile, the rich people in New York are responsible for more than 50% of the taxes. >> Sure. Well, Hokll just said, "Please come back." Did you see that clip? >> Yeah. Good luck. >> Good luck. Good luck. >> And I think he seems like a nice guy. I think he's got good intentions, but it just uh you know, you need some experience and you need money cuz he keeps saying free. Free buses, free healthcare, free childare, and you're like, >> "Stop saying free. That should be illegal cuz someone has to pay for it, >> right? There's nothing free. >> Nothing is free. >> You're just adding to the bureaucracy. You're adding to the government waste. You're adding to the possibility of fraud. >> And meanwhile, you're just releasing people on the on the streets." >> Yeah. And I think I have a theory that Muslim is cool. Muslim is like the new black. It's cool. Muslim's hip now. It's different. It's exotic. It's fun. >> But I think they the problem is people conflate Muslim and Islamist >> and two very different things. I know a lot of Muslims. They're great people. >> Totally. >> But Islamists are people that want a global caliphate and they want, you know, they want death to the infidels. >> This is the difference between Iran and like Saudi Arabia. Like Saudi Arabia are Muslims. The Iranians are Islamists. They're state sponsored terrorism, the whole deal. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, any extreme, you know, like a hidic Jew versus Paul Rudd. >> Yes. >> You know, Paul Rudd's a fun guy, has a cocktail, he's a funny movie, and then a hidic Jew is like, "All right, let me cut your foreskin off and suck the blood, >> right? Give you herpes." or these crazy [ __ ] right-wing radical Christian nationalists that think that we're supposed to be over in Israel so that Jesus can come back on a white horse. >> Have you seen that? >> No. No. >> Oh, Jamie, pull that story up that I sent you or I could resend it to you if you want. There there's a crazy story that was on Yahoo about this guy who's a non-commissioned officer that went to a military debriefing. So, it was like a a an operation readiness meeting or a war meeting. And one of these [ __ ] guys, one of these highle commanders says, "Don't be worried because Trump is anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back the return." >> Oh no. >> To bring back Jesus's return on Earth. Commander claimed Trump was anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the Iran tax. >> Wow. >> See, that's like up there with Allah will protect me. >> Exactly. >> Same [ __ ] >> It's the same [ __ ] It's just coming from a different religion, but it's the same mindset. Like look at what he said. Um see what he said. Did you find the actual quote? >> He urges to tell our troops this is all part of God's divine plan. Specifically reference numerous citations out of the book of Revelations referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ. >> And he said added the superior had a big grin on his face when he said all of this which made his message seem even more crazy. >> Wow. Bro, >> scary. >> That's just as scary. Those are just as scary as suicide bombers. It's like people that are like true believers in something that, you know, objectively sounds a lot like nonsense. >> I would say there's less blowing up [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> With the extreme Christian guy. >> Sure. Because they won. Go back to the Inquisition >> when they were [ __ ] torturing people. >> That's a good point. you know, people for, you know, for God's word or for, you know, to for God service in service of God have done some wild [ __ ] Oh, yeah. >> But it's just people, you know, it's just people when they get into positions of radical belief, >> they just they go nutty. >> Yeah. It's like a cult. The cult is just a microcosm of a full religion. >> Exactly. >> You know, it's just some crazy guy who's like, I'm going to [ __ ] all of you and then we'll drink Kool-Aid. I used to do a joke about it where I said, "A cult is a thing where a guy creates it and that guy knows it's [ __ ] In a religion, that guy's dead." >> Wait a minute. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I see. >> Religion, the guy who created it is dead. >> Oh, right. Right. >> So, it's like everybody just believes. >> Yeah. >> But if in a cult, you know, like David Caresh or, you know, fill in the blank, the Mooneyies, whatever it is, some guy created it and he knew it's [ __ ] Scientology. That guy is a science fiction author >> completely hover. But now he's dead. So it's a religion. >> They have tax-free exempt status. >> That's good. >> They're exempt from taxes. Scientology. >> No. >> Yes. >> That's how they can afford all that real estate in LA. >> Oh, they have so much real estate. >> Crazy buildings. >> Yeah. >> Downtown. >> And that's the nuttiest thing about Elron Humpt. It's like he's one of the worst authors of all time. >> Oh, he stinks. >> Terrible. >> And he's a weird looking dude. I think he beat his wife. >> Did he? Oh yeah, he was a trouble. >> You say that because he's dead. >> I watched a little documentary on him. He's a troubled individual. >> Well, he was definitely troubled, which is why he came up with Dionetics in the first place. He was trying to self diagnose. >> He was trying to fix his own brain. >> But it also shows how sad and sheeplike people are cuz we're like, "We need something. I need something to believe in, something to go for. I'll support you." >> So lost that anybody who comes along that confidently claims they have the answer, people just follow. Yep. >> Very odd. It's a It's like I think it's programmed into us just like from the time that we were in tribes and you know we had to count on the chief to be correct, >> right? >> You know what I mean? >> But I'm sure you got some some psychos who are up your ass >> who believe everything I say. >> Yeah. Cuz you're so big. You got such a big uh umbrella. >> Yeah. But I'm very clear that I don't know what I'm talking about. >> That's the key. >> And if I do, it's like very specific things. So I'm like, I can tell you for sure that this is a fact, >> right? >> You know, because you know, I'm an expert in a few things, but other things I'm like, you know, don't listen to me. >> Yeah. >> But this is what I think. >> Well, you're one of the few guys who will go, uh, you know what I said last week? I was wrong about that. >> You have to. >> Nobody does that. >> You got to Well, cuz they're all they all just want to be right all the time. >> Yes. And they all they all connect their identity with being correct about whether it's co like co ruined a lot of people's credibility because they were all in on the vaccine all in on this all in on the lockdowns all in on the masks and then once it was revealed that all that stuff was [ __ ] the vaccine didn't really prevent infection didn't really those people just never came out and said you know what I was wrong. I know. And that would go so far, but nobody will do it. And And then the right and the left, they both just want their side to win, so they're like, "Just >> Exactly. >> It's like when the ball goes out of bounds on your team, you're like, I didn't see shit." >> Exactly. >> And then the other team's like, "What are you crazy? We got video footage." >> Yeah. It's cheating. >> It's cheating. >> You're cheating in the game of discourse, >> right? Right. >> Yeah. The game of discourse is you're supposed to say what you really think and then when you think something differently, you say, "Okay, I was wrong." >> Yes. >> You have to be able to say, "I was misinformed. I thought it was this, but it's actually that. >> Yeah. That's why those videos are so fun. When they go to a college campus, they're like, "Can you believe what this Trump said this?" And they go, "That's racist. He's a piece of shit." And they go, "Actually, that was Biden." >> And then they go, "Oh, well, what are you going to do? I got class in a minute. I got to go." >> You don't vote for me. You ain't black. >> Yeah. He's got a couple nwords, too, out there, by the way. Does he? Oh, yeah. Pull it up. Biden had a few. >> Well, remember when he he called uh African-Americans super criminals, right? wa >> super predators. That was during the 1994 crime bill, which is he was really responsible for a lot of that. >> The '94 crime bill. And people forget about that. Like during the um Clinton administration, like Clinton in a lot of Clinton was a great president in terms of what he did, balanced the budget, great >> got head in the office, but you know, let it go. >> Oral office, >> let it let it go. Let it go. But other than that, like he did a lot of things that were really good, but one of the things that he did that wasn't really good was the 94 crime bill. So many people wind up going to jail for the rest of their lives. >> That's true. >> For that they ruined so many families, so many lives lost. >> Yeah. >> People that could have turned their life around, never got a chance, locked up forever. >> Yeah. And deported a lot of people, too. >> Oh, yeah. Not as much as Biden. >> Excuse me. Not as much as Obama. >> Well, yeah. He was the king of that. Not only did Obama deport more people than Trump, they arrested more Americans accidentally >> really >> than Trump. Yeah. The percentage of Americans arrested was higher and also the deaths were higher. Also, he had two terms. >> True. >> So, you got to think about that. >> True. Yeah. But nobody got shot in the street. >> What do you mean? >> Like his ICE >> Oh. >> didn't shoot anybody that I know of. >> No, they did. They did. They did kill people. Yeah, they killed people. >> Civilians. Um, I don't know if it was civilians or if it was actual uh illegals that they were trying to deport, but there was definitely a bunch of people that were killed. >> I want to say it was somewhere in the range of 30. >> 30? >> Yeah. >> Well, no social media back then either, >> right? That's big. >> Big. >> That changed everything. They could cover up everything back then. >> But wouldn't you like to talk to Obama and go, "Ah, come on. That was crazy." Right. >> Well, Maron talked to Obama and he just kind of softalled him, you know? He just was like he let Obama just kind of talk. >> Well, >> he did it recently. He did it twice and both both times it was kind of the same thing. >> But he is an icon and he was a good president and he seems like a cool guy. >> He was a very good statesman. >> Yes. >> Like the way he talked was great. But he also said he was going to protect whistleblowers and he went back on all that. They even removed that part of the hope and change website. >> Whoa. >> The hope and change his hope and change website when he was running for president was all about removing whistleblowers. So, what does it say here? No documented cases of ICE agents directly killing anyone. >> There you go. >> Such as through shootings or excessive force during Obama's presidency. However, 56 individuals died in ICE custody over that period. >> Well, he did the >> Okay, so that's how they died. So, it wasn't shootings primarily from medical issues like they had lead poisoning from bullets. >> Uh inadequate care or whoops, he hung himself in a two-foot cell. ah with reports highlighting substandard medical treatment contributing to at least eight cases between 2010 and 2012. Most custody deaths under Obama were attributed to natural causes, heart disease. Well, you definitely you're dealing with a lot of people that snuck in. >> Not suicides, hanging, or violence by agents. >> Uhhuh. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. What's up with that wife dick? >> Just a little levity, folks. >> I wish that was true. I know. It's >> It'll be so fun. >> Just a goof. >> I think the French one's true. >> The the chef. >> No, the Candace Owens when she was saying that uh wife is a man. >> Come on. >> Yeah. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> I don't think so. >> I don't I might be wrong. >> I mean, she's a little uh >> Something's odd. >> She's odd. She's a little transy. >> Yeah. >> But I don't. >> You ever see the way she sits? >> Pull it up. I have not. >> Sits like a dude. >> No. What? Man spread. >> Yeah, manspread. >> Is that right? odd alignment of the hips seems very masculine. >> You know, that's why men sit like that. It's not because we're dicks. It's like your legs go out like that. Whereas women's legs go inward. >> Sure. >> Because they have birthing hips and the angle is different. >> I thought it was the ball bag. >> Well, it airing it out a little bit. Whereas a woman has a clam, so she's there's no resistance. Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari with that leg over the top, that cross-legged thing. >> Yeah. And ironically, he's got a huge bag. >> He's got a big bag and a big [ __ ] >> Crazy Jew shoehog on that guy. >> Little baby arm. >> Yeah. >> Bi