[00:00] shut that kid
[00:01] up okay say your name young man what's
[00:04] up I'm Alex oh I'm Al excuse me Charlie
[00:06] right I'm Charlie yes it's okay we can
[00:09] Bond over our shared uh name lineage yes
[00:12] we can what do you want from me Alex
[00:15] where your views on God God is real they
[00:17] tried to hide the existence of God I
[00:18] think that's one of the biggest plagues
[00:19] on society [ __ ] way they tell us that
[00:21] we evolve from Pawn scum and that the
[00:23] big bang you know everything came from
[00:25] nothing and that's why we have a society
[00:27] of fruitless and hopeless and rudderless
[00:29] kids because they don't realize that
[00:30] there is something special about this
[00:32] universe and that we all won the lottery
[00:33] of life just being here just being born
[00:36] proves that God is real because this
[00:37] creation is Not an Accident I'm glad we
[00:40] started here cuz I think there's a lot
[00:41] to talk about so like you don't believe
[00:43] in the Big Bang or the theory of
[00:45] evolution no there's micro Evolutions
[00:47] like you know two birds that mate with
[00:49] other birds and their beaks might get
[00:50] longer tall people have tall babies but
[00:52] the idea that a protesta or a zygote or
[00:55] some atom just split abiogenesis on its
[00:58] own and everything came from nothing
[01:00] it's stupid there's not enough uh
[01:02] transitional species for it to prove
[01:04] that uh Evolution was real that's a bold
[01:06] claim cotton uh let's see I'm very bold
[01:08] I'm a bold person I'm the world's
[01:09] greatest College debater okay yeah I
[01:12] mean if uh Evolution doesn't hold up to
[01:15] your scrutiny I guess right it does not
[01:17] yeah so like do you argue for like a
[01:20] 6,000 year old creation you know I'm not
[01:23] a mathematician but I do think the Earth
[01:25] is old but I don't know how old I I'll
[01:27] tell you this much there's geologists
[01:29] they'll take lava that just came right
[01:31] out out of a volcano right and it'll
[01:33] Harden and they'll go and they'll do the
[01:35] uh testing on it they'll they'll see how
[01:37] old it is and they'll say that it's
[01:38] millions of years old yet it's rock
[01:40] that's less than a day old so a lot of
[01:43] the uh testing when it comes to science
[01:46] is is off so I do you have like a name
[01:48] for that study or did you just pull it
[01:50] up out of your butt I don't need a I
[01:51] don't need a name it's the Prime Time
[01:53] Charlie Kurt study and it's right look
[01:55] it up look up lava so he just makes [ __ ]
[01:57] up right like I guess that's [ __ ] up no
[01:59] it's real just go look at lava go look
[02:01] at a testing of lava of how old it is
[02:04] right yeah no I'm definitely a skeptical
[02:06] on that but I mean if you provide
[02:08] evidence right you know like provided
[02:10] the lava so you know like SE they like
[02:13] the devil wants to have sex with
[02:15] children and wants to do all kinds of
[02:16] perverted weird stuff so where is that
[02:19] written it doesn't need to be written
[02:20] it's implied implied okay even though
[02:23] like uh Jesus impregnated the Virgin
[02:25] Mary at the age of 12 not through sex uh
[02:28] yeah but still a 12-year-old getting
[02:29] impregnated well that was a beautiful
[02:31] that seems a little pedophilic to me
[02:32] right well you know there's a weird
[02:34] stuff too with Muhammad there's all
[02:36] kinds of weird stuff you know different
[02:37] uh ages or different yeah I just don't
[02:39] see any written gospel saying sat Satan
[02:42] promotes pedophilia but I do see that
[02:44] with Islam I do see that with
[02:45] Christianity well I don't think
[02:47] Christians are pedophiles is that what
[02:48] you're trying to say I mean did Yahweh
[02:50] like impregnate a 12-year-old girl yes
[02:51] or no he didn't have sex with her no did
[02:53] he impregnate a 12-year-old girl yes or
[02:55] no oh I don't know do we know hey fact
[02:56] check Jimmy how old was a virgin Mary
[02:58] Jimmy go fact check come here so facts
[03:02] do matter no math doesn't matter what
[03:05] how old was the Virgin Mary when the
[03:06] Virgin Mary got impregnated uh like 16
[03:10] 12 wrong he says 12 12 12 can you even
[03:13] get pregnant at AG 12 God's a pedophile
[03:16] I feel like this guy might be a
[03:17] pedophile I true big if true no it's not
[03:20] God's not a pedophile this guy is this
[03:22] guy's killing this to you're arguing
[03:24] Satan's a pedophile without evidence but
[03:25] we have evidence Yahweh impregnant
[03:27] people that worship Satan are usually
[03:28] pedophiles where pulling that from again
[03:30] Hillary Clinton's emails Hillary
[03:32] Clinton's emails like the the the
[03:35] renowned you read the emails have you
[03:36] read the emails yeah yeah she's just
[03:38] putting Satanism all over there right
[03:40] like saying she's talking about pizza
[03:41] she's talking about all kind ofu dude
[03:43] get the [ __ ] out of here emails go read
[03:45] the emails there's nothing in there
[03:47] about proped yes it I've read the whole
[03:49] damn thing there's no things about
[03:51] there's like there's P the fact cheer
[03:53] pull up pull it up pull it up pull it up
[03:55] pull it up pull it up you shat gbt to
[03:57] pull it up the Bible does specifi the
[04:00] exact age of the Virgin Mary when she
[04:01] became pregnant with Jesus however
[04:03] historical and cultural context suggests
[04:04] that the Jewish girls in Mary's time
[04:06] typically married and started families
[04:08] in their early to mid teens often
[04:10] between the ages of 12 and 16
[04:13] H well that's not
[04:16] good it's not good I'm just glad we're
[04:19] using facts man that's good that's good
[04:21] no no it's not good it's not good okay
[04:23] uh so so we've established that Satan is
[04:26] less prop pedophile than the no Satan is
[04:28] more Pro pedophile Alex get out of here
[04:30] where's the evidence Alex where's the
[04:32] evidence it's in those knee braces why
[04:33] do you have those knee braces on they're
[04:34] distracting me free will doesn't exist
[04:37] what do you mean Free Will doesn't exist
[04:38] determinism is the truth what the hell
[04:41] does that mean determinism there's no
[04:42] free will okay we got a new debator get
[04:45] out of here Alex thank you for debating
[04:47] thank you
[04:48] [Applause]
[04:50] [Music]
