Donald Trump Delivers Roast-Style Speech at Al Smith Dinner with Hillary Clinton in Attendance

[00:00] [Applause]

[00:15] thank you El

[00:17] wow that was

[00:21] good this is a hell of a dinner well I

[00:24] want to thank your eminence this is

[00:26] really great to be with you again we

[00:28] love it Governor quo

[00:30] a great Senators hi Chuck he used to

[00:34] love me when I was a Democrat you

[00:42] know Mayor de Blasio wherever you are

[00:46] where is M Deasia huh hello there

[00:50] come see in the old days I would have

[00:52] known her very well but I haven't been

[00:53] doing so much of the real estate anymore

[00:56] and I want to thank uh Al and n Smith uh

[01:00] just a fantastic job you do with the

[01:02] dinner and congratulations on a record

[01:04] over $6 million right is their

[01:09] record

[01:11] and a special hello to all of you in

[01:14] this room who have known and loved

[01:18] me for many many years it's

[01:23] true the

[01:25] politicians they've had me to their

[01:28] homes they've introduced uced me to

[01:30] their

[01:32] children I become their best friends in

[01:35] many

[01:36] instances they've asked for my

[01:38] endorsement and they always wanted my

[01:41] money and even called me really a dear

[01:45] dear friend but then suddenly decided

[01:49] when I ran for president as a

[01:51] republican that I've always been a no

[01:55] good rotten

[01:57] disgusting scoundrel and the they

[02:00] totally forgot about

[02:01] me but that's

[02:03] okay you know they say when you do this

[02:07] kind of an event you always start out

[02:10] with a

[02:12] self-deprecating joke some people think

[02:15] this would be tough for me but the truth

[02:19] is

[02:22] true

[02:26] true the truth is I'm actually a modest

[02:29] person very modest it's

[02:32] true in fact many people tell me that

[02:34] modesty is perhaps my best

[02:39] quality even better than my

[02:43] temperament you know Cardinal Dolan and

[02:46] I have some things in common for

[02:48] instance we both run impressive

[02:51] properties on Fifth

[02:53] Avenue of course his is much more

[02:56] impressive than mine that's because I

[02:59] built mine with my own beautifully

[03:02] formed

[03:07] hands while his was built with the hands

[03:10] of God and nobody can compete with God

[03:15] is that correct nobody right that's

[03:18] right no no

[03:21] Conta it's great to be here with a

[03:24] thousand wonderful people or as I call

[03:28] it a small intimate dinner with some

[03:32] friends or as Hillary calls it her

[03:36] largest crowd of the

[03:39] [Laughter]

[03:42] [Applause]

[03:43] Season ah this stuff this is corny

[03:48] stuff I do recognize that I come into

[03:51] this event with a little bit of an

[03:54] advantage I know that so many of you in

[03:58] the arch dasis

[04:00] already have a place in your heart for a

[04:04] guy who

[04:05] started out as a carpenter working for

[04:10] his father I was a carpenter working for

[04:13] [Applause]

[04:17] my

[04:20] true not for a long period of time but I

[04:23] was for about 3

[04:27] weeks what's great about the alith

[04:29] dinner is that even in the Rough and

[04:32] Tumble world of a really really

[04:36] hardfought campaign in fact I don't know

[04:38] if you know Hillary but last night they

[04:40] said that was the most vicious debate in

[04:44] the history of politics presidential

[04:46] debate the most vicious and I don't know

[04:48] are we supposed to be proud of that or

[04:50] we supposed to be unhappy but they did

[04:52] say that and I'm trying to think back to

[04:54] Lincoln I don't think they can really

[04:56] compete with that but the candidates

[04:58] have some light Ed moments together

[05:01] which is true I have no doubt that

[05:04] Hillary is going to laugh quite a bit

[05:07] tonight sometimes even at an appropriate

[05:16] [Applause]

[05:19] moment and even

[05:21] tonight with all of the heated back and

[05:25] forth between my

[05:27] opponent and me at the debate

[05:30] last

[05:31] night we have proven that we can

[05:34] actually be civil to each other in fact

[05:38] just before taking the days Hillary

[05:41] accidentally bumped into

[05:44] me and she very civil said pardon me

[05:50] [Laughter]

[06:04] and I very politely replied let me talk

[06:08] to you about that after I get into

[06:18] office just kidding just kidding and

[06:21] Hillary was very

[06:23] gracious she said if somehow she gets

[06:26] elected she wants me to be without

[06:31] question either her ambassador to Iraq

[06:35] or to

[06:36] Afghanistan it's my

[06:43] choice but one of the things I noticed

[06:47] tonight and I've known Hillary for a

[06:50] long time is this is the first time ever

[06:53] ever that Hillary is sitting down and

[06:56] speaking to major corporate leaders

[07:00] and not getting paid for it it's

[07:03] true it's

[07:05] [Music]

[07:07] true

[07:08] true you know last night I called

[07:13] Hillary a nasty

[07:16] woman but this stuff is all

[07:18] relative after listening to Hillary

[07:21] rattle on and on and

[07:25] on I don't think so badly of Rosie

[07:29] O'Donnell

[07:31] anymore in

[07:33] fact I'm actually starting to like Rosie

[07:37] a

[07:39] [Applause]

[07:44] lot these

[07:47] events give not only the candidates a

[07:50] chance to be with each other in a very

[07:53] social setting it also allows the

[07:55] candidates the opportunity to meet the

[07:58] other candidates team

[08:00] good team I know Hillary met my campaign

[08:05] manager and I got the chance to meet the

[08:07] people who are working so hard to get

[08:11] her

[08:13] elected there they

[08:15] are the heads of

[08:19] NBC

[08:20] CNN CBS

[08:23] ABC there's the New York Times right

[08:25] over there and the Washington Post

[08:28] they're working on overtime true

[08:37] true oh this one's going to get me in

[08:40] trouble not with

[08:43] Hillary you know the president told me

[08:45] to stop

[08:47] whining but I really have to say the

[08:51] media is even more biased this year than

[08:53] ever before

[08:56] ever you want the proof Michelle

[09:00] Obama gives a speech and everyone loves

[09:05] it it's

[09:06] fantastic they think she's absolutely

[09:09] great my wife

[09:11] Melania gives the exact same

[09:17] speech and people get on her

[09:23] case and I don't get it I don't know why

[09:32] and it wasn't her fault stand up Melania

[09:34] come on she took a lot of

[09:43] abuse oh I'm in trouble when I go home

[09:46] tonight I'm she didn't know about that

[09:49] one am I okay is it

[09:52] okay Cardinal please speak to

[09:56] her I'd like to address an important

[09:58] religious

[09:59] matter the issue of going to

[10:03] confession or as Hillary calls it the

[10:06] 4th of July weekend with FBI director

[10:13] Comey now I'm told Hillary went to

[10:17] confession before tonight's

[10:19] event but the priest was having a hard

[10:22] time when he asked her about her sins

[10:26] and she

[10:27] said she couldn't remember 39

[10:35] times Hillary is so

[10:40] corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate

[10:46] commission how corrupt you have to be to

[10:51] get kicked off the Watergate commission

[10:53] pretty

[10:54] corrupt Hillary is and has been in

[10:57] politics since the

[11:00] 70s what's her

[11:02] pitch the economy is

[11:05] busted the government's

[11:07] corrupt Washington is

[11:10] failing vote for me I've been working on

[11:14] these problems for 30 years I can fix it

[11:17] she

[11:18] says I wasn't really

[11:21] sure if Hillary was going to be here

[11:24] tonight because I guess you didn't send

[11:30] invitation by email or maybe you did and

[11:35] she just found out about it through the

[11:38] Wonder of

[11:40] WikiLeaks we've learned so much from

[11:42] Wikileaks for example Hillary believes

[11:46] that it's vital to

[11:47] deceive the People by having one public

[11:53] policy and a totally different policy in

[11:58] private that's it's okay I don't know

[11:59] who they're angry at Hillary you all

[12:01] right for

[12:03] example here she is

[12:06] tonight in public pretending not to hate

[12:14] Catholics now if some of you haven't

[12:17] noticed Hillary isn't laughing as much

[12:20] as the rest of

[12:21] us that's because she knows the

[12:25] jokes and all of the jokes

[12:29] were given to her in advance of the

[12:32] dinner by Donna

[12:35] Brazil which

[12:37] is everyone knows of

[12:40] course Hillary's belief that it takes a

[12:43] village which only makes sense after all

[12:46] in places like Haiti where she's taken a

[12:50] number of them

[12:59] thank

[13:00] you I don't know and I don't want this

[13:04] evening without saying something nice

[13:06] about my opponent Hillary has been in

[13:08] Washington a long time she knows a lot

[13:11] about how government

[13:13] works and according to her sworn

[13:15] testimony Hillary has forgotten more

[13:19] things than most of us will ever ever No

[13:24] that I can tell

[13:25] you we're having some fun here tonight

[13:29] and that's good on a personal note what

[13:32] an amazing honor it is to be with all of

[13:35] you and I want to congratulate Hillary

[13:37] on getting the nomination and we're in

[13:39] there fighting and over the next 19 days

[13:43] uh somebody's going to be chosen we'll

[13:45] see what happens but I have great

[13:46] memories of coming to this dinner with

[13:49] my father over the years when I was a

[13:52] young

[13:53] man great experience for me this was

[13:57] always a special experience for him and

[14:00] me to be together one thing we can all

[14:04] agree on is the need to support the

[14:06] great work that comes out of the dinner

[14:09] millions of dollars have been raised to

[14:12] support disadvantaged children and I

[14:14] applaud the many people who have worked

[14:17] to make this wonderful event a critical

[14:20] Lifeline for children in

[14:23] need and that we together broke the

[14:26] alltime record tonight is really

[14:29] something special more than 6 million

[14:31] net net net the Cardinal told me that's

[14:34] net net Donald remember we can also

[14:37] agree on the need to stand up to

[14:40] anti-catholic bias to defend religious

[14:43] liberty and to create a culture that

[14:47] celebrates

[14:49] life America is in many ways

[14:56] divided thank you

[14:59] America is in many ways divided like

[15:02] it's never been before and the great

[15:05] religious leaders here tonight give us

[15:07] all an example that we can follow we're

[15:11] living in a time and age that we never

[15:15] thought possible before the vicious

[15:18] barbarism we'd read about in history

[15:21] books but never thought we'd see it in

[15:24] our so-called modernday world who would

[15:28] have thought thought we would be

[15:30] witnessing what we're witnessing today

[15:33] we've got to be very strong very very

[15:37] smart and we've got to come together not

[15:40] only as a nation but as a world

[15:44] Community thank you very much God bless

[15:46] you and God bless America thank you

[15:49] thank you thank you very much