[00:01] Horse twins
[00:03] hard cast.
[00:06] Yeah.
[00:07] >> Kind of like Diddy and um I've been
[00:09] looking at Diddy's um well 50 Cents uh
[00:12] documentary on Diddy. You looked at that
[00:14] yet?
[00:14] >> No, bro. I ain't I ain't even gonna do
[00:16] it,
[00:17] >> dude. You got to look at it,
[00:18] >> man.
[00:20] >> If is like Well, I came up with this. Um
[00:24] if Israel was a person, it would be
[00:26] Diddy.
[00:28] M
[00:30] >> I like the way you put that.
[00:32] >> Yeah, cuz the way after looking at that
[00:34] documentary, the way I see him now, it's
[00:35] like, damn.
[00:36] >> But see what did it I'm I'mma be honest
[00:39] with you.
[00:39] >> Mhm.
[00:41] >> If you heard Jaguar, if you heard all
[00:43] these people, this this how my brain
[00:44] work. It work like a computer. For real.
[00:46] >> I heard them before.
[00:48] >> If what they say is not this new stuff
[00:52] sound like it's way worse than that,
[00:54] >> I can I already got it in my head that
[00:56] he was the worst person ever. And to be
[00:58] honest with you, I don't need to
[00:59] download nothing else about did it.
[01:01] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[01:02] >> You know what I'm saying? Like to be
[01:03] even with
[01:04] >> you can smell it.
[01:05] >> Yeah, I can smell it. And you know, it's
[01:07] the same thing I was telling you about
[01:08] setting up your chessboard over and
[01:10] over. We just at that part where this is
[01:12] nonchalant ass moves right now. It's not
[01:14] going to lead to a checkmate. So, it's
[01:16] more like uh he already in jail. So,
[01:20] >> he got his justice. He did his this. And
[01:22] you know, people that's mad at him, mad
[01:23] at 50 for doing it, they pedophiles,
[01:25] too. whatever they whatever you want to
[01:27] call them. But it got to the point where
[01:28] I started looking at everything
[01:31] >> totally objective like, "Oh man, look at
[01:33] this Erica Kirk and Candace Owen stuff."
[01:35] I'm like,
[01:39] >> why would you forgive
[01:42] the killer and not a person that's
[01:44] asking questions?
[01:46] >> Damn. Yeah.
[01:48] >> Then a great point.
[01:49] >> Then this this is the cognitive
[01:51] distances that everybody in our
[01:53] community got. All these right-wing
[01:55] people, all these leftwing people. This
[01:56] kind of what made me be like, "Forget
[01:58] it, man."
[01:59] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:00] >> They just came out with JFK
[02:03] assassination stuff.
[02:04] >> Mhm.
[02:05] >> This 70 something years down the line.
[02:06] >> If she don't do what she doing right
[02:08] now,
[02:09] >> she won't get it.
[02:10] >> Right. Right. Right.
[02:11] >> Her kids kids going TO GET IT LIKE WE
[02:14] DID.
[02:14] >> RIGHT. RIGHT.
[02:16] >> You know what I'm saying? They held that
[02:17] up. WE'VE BEEN EPSTEIN, EPSTEIN,
[02:19] EPSTEIN, Epste and we got nothing. We
[02:21] got inuendos and conjecture.
[02:24] >> We don't got nothing.
[02:25] >> Yeah.
[02:26] >> Oh, they got this paper. You We don't
[02:27] EVEN BELIEVE YOU MADE THAT no more.
[02:29] >> Right.
[02:30] >> What? You been holding that paper for so
[02:32] long. It ain't even damning like that.
[02:34] >> You lying.
[02:35] >> And since I could see that because of
[02:37] all good thing I just told y'all that
[02:39] whole story about me going to jail and
[02:40] stuff,
[02:41] >> that programming for that nine months.
[02:43] You can't lie to me,
[02:44] >> right?
[02:45] >> You can't lie to me. That's the last
[02:47] thing you could do because it's all
[02:48] dealing with me,
[02:50] >> right? my life is going to be
[02:51] successful. I don't give a damn what you
[02:53] do.
[02:53] >> Right. Right.
[02:54] >> I'm gonna work to get this.
[02:56] >> You know what's crazy? Like I can sit
[02:58] and look at Fox. I can look at CNN. I
[03:00] can just I can see the lies.
[03:01] >> I can see it.
[03:02] >> I I'm not sure how a person that votes
[03:04] Democrat, they how they can't see the
[03:06] lies. Like on the right, I can see when
[03:08] Trump's lying.
[03:09] >> Me too.
[03:10] >> And you see the dumbest that they can't
[03:12] see that lie.
[03:12] >> They can't see it. My mom cannot
[03:14] couldn't couldn't see past a lot of that
[03:16] stuff. And it was like,
[03:18] >> "Baby,
[03:20] do you realize they literally just told
[03:22] you about Martin Luther King after
[03:24] Martin Luther King been dead forever?"
[03:27] >> Why now?
[03:28] >> Right?
[03:30] >> You know what I'm saying? Nobody even
[03:31] relevant in his in his tenure no more,
[03:34] >> right?
[03:35] >> And it's like, bro, WHY ARE WE DOING ALL
[03:37] THAT? N IF THAT'S THE CASE, if my friend
[03:40] was to die, I promise you, you you
[03:44] guilty. You guilty. Your boy with the
[03:46] orange head over there guilty. Everybody
[03:48] guilty till you prove me you ain't. I
[03:49] ain't the court.
[03:50] >> Right.
[03:51] >> I ain't the law. I ain't none of that.
[03:53] Everybody guilty till you prove me you
[03:55] ain't.
[03:55] >> Right. Right. Right.
[03:56] >> And you ain't got to do nothing. But you
[03:58] can't tell me I can't talk.
[03:59] >> I just follow them. And so I'd like to
[04:00] show you another comedian from my tribe.
[04:02] His name is Ace Smart. And he's going to
[04:04] make a funny two. And remember, it's
[04:06] never violent as long as we're telling
[04:08] jokes and it's said in front of a
[04:10] comedian. Take it away, Ace Smart.
[04:13] No one in the United States should be
[04:14] retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I
[04:16] think retirement itself is a stupid idea
[04:18] unless you have some sort of health
[04:19] problem.
[04:20] >> Wow.
[04:20] >> I wonder if I slap the out you would
[04:22] that be anti-semitted cuz I don't want
[04:24] to be anti-semitted. I just going to
[04:25] slap the [ __ ] out you shut the up. I'm
[04:28] so sick of you cornball ass trying to
[04:30] stay relevant in front of that podcast
[04:32] equipment. Shut the up.
[04:35] You want us to go to work and grind for
[04:36] the rest of our life while you sit in
[04:38] front of the thing and sound
[04:39] intelligent,
[04:49] hilarious, relatable.
[04:51] >> Oh, that felt good.
[04:51] >> Funny.
[04:52] >> I felt like I just said that.
[04:54] >> Yeah, that's crazy, man. I can't believe
[04:56] he said that.
[04:58] >> That's what That's what I was waiting
[05:00] on. one of those markers where you you
[05:03] you come at me for this, I'mma demolish
[05:05] all y'all and I'mma just mow you over. I
[05:09] don't give a [ __ ] about what y'all got
[05:10] going over there. Not in the least bit.
[05:13] I stop caring about what this dude would
[05:15] just shoot each other and I don't give a
[05:16] damn what you doing.
[05:18] >> Don't come over here thinking you, oh,
[05:20] we going to pay y'all to uh to to like
[05:22] the Jewish people and all this other
[05:24] stuff, man. Help help help the regular
[05:26] people, bro. Yeah,
[05:27] >> you got all THIS MONEY THAT YOU ABOUT TO
[05:29] GO THROW TO SOME CONTENT CREATORS. DON'T
[05:31] NOBODY believe no more.
[05:32] >> I know. It's crazy.
[05:33] >> They paying them to lie.
[05:34] >> NOBODY BELIEVE NO MORE. THEY GOT A
[05:36] SCRIPT, MAN. [ __ ] WHAT HE TALKING ABOUT.
[05:38] >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? DON'T NOBODY
[05:40] CARE. FOUR OF THESE [ __ ] GOT ON
[05:42] THERE AND SAID THE EXACT SAME THING,
[05:43] >> RIGHT?
[05:44] >> Officer Tatum.
[05:46] Uh, Israel, if you DON'T LIKE ISRAEL,
[05:48] MAN, I READ THE BIBLE. MY MY MY
[05:50] SALVATION IS NOT ATTACHED TO THEM PEOPLE
[05:52] >> BECAUSE OF JESUS. M
[05:54] >> and if you don't WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE
[05:55] JESUS, OFFICER TATUM, WHAT ARE YOU?
[05:59] >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. I don't know how you
[06:01] can attach your salvation to Jews when
[06:03] they don't even
[06:04] >> I'm not about to attach my salvation to
[06:06] nobody else but me.
[06:07] >> Yeah.
[06:08] >> I just told you I met him.
[06:10] >> He told me to go down. I said I can't
[06:13] talk like them.
[06:15] >> And he told me TD Jake ain't for him.
[06:19] THOSE PEOPLE THAT TALK LIKE THAT AIN'T
[06:20] FOR HIM.
[06:21] >> RIGHT. I'mma stand on this when ain't
[06:23] nobody looking. I'mma be in the closet
[06:26] by myself being the same righteous
[06:28] person I am on that line. Damn how I
[06:31] talk.
[06:32] >> This real,
[06:34] >> right?
[06:34] >> And that money that I make, I actually
[06:36] move it to put it in people other people
[06:38] in the position. Yeah, man. Take that,
[06:39] bro. I ain't got that much, but man, we
[06:40] need you over here, bro. If that's the
[06:42] case, you need to get paid to do good. I
[06:44] pay you
[06:46] straight up. We We got these people just
[06:49] buying everybody. Oh, man. We going to
[06:50] pay them $10,000 a video. What? You see
[06:54] how many times Officer Tatum JUST TOOK
[06:56] OFF HIS whole pamper and sat on there
[06:58] and was just like, "It's real. Is real."
[07:01] But shut up. YOU LIVE HERE AND AIN'T
[07:04] [ __ ] GOING RIGHT.
[07:05] >> EXACTLY. WE CALL out people waving their
[07:08] flags like Mexicans, the Somalians.
[07:11] >> Yeah.
[07:11] >> But then it's okay to wave a Israel
[07:13] flag. That's You look like a hypocrite.
[07:15] It's okay to have It's okay to have one
[07:17] American flag at an American conference
[07:20] and have 12 Israel flags.
[07:23] >> Yeah, it don't make no sense.
[07:23] >> That don't make no sense. And then you
[07:25] tell this person, you go tell these
[07:26] people, we going to take all the
[07:27] pastors, the the Christian evangelicals,
[07:31] take all the pastors and we going to
[07:33] train them on on war against
[07:35] anti-semitic.
[07:36] >> Dude, what?
[07:38] >> That's the dumbest waste of money in the
[07:39] [ __ ] world. You keep on try.
[07:41] >> That's brainwashing. That's brainwashing
[07:44] on another level. And they paying people
[07:46] to do it. So when I ever I see somebody
[07:47] just boldly stand up
[07:49] >> and I be looking at you never been
[07:52] there, [ __ ]
[07:53] >> Mhm.
[07:53] >> What you know about that? And you keep
[07:55] trying to bring this part up, but you
[07:57] the New Testament wiped away the Old
[08:00] Testament completely.
[08:03] >> There's a reason why it's called AD
[08:08] and then there's BC.
[08:10] >> Mhm. There's a reason for that because
[08:12] HE SET THE MARK THAT ALL THAT [ __ ] THAT
[08:14] YOU DID BEFORE THIS IS OVER.
[08:17] >> WE GOING TO START NEW with this and you
[08:18] ain't got to go kill nobody. Just come
[08:20] to him. He going to talk to him. Hubo,
[08:22] you talk to me. NEVER ON THE PHONE. Damn
[08:23] it.
[08:24] >> Mhm.
[08:24] >> You mean
[08:25] >> and that's how he work,
[08:26] >> right?
[08:27] >> And I I'm like, man, look, I like this.
[08:29] This this is my speed over here where I
[08:31] can say it the way I need to say it.
[08:32] Lord, don't condemn don't condemn me for
[08:35] that.
[08:36] >> And I learned that only cuss word is
[08:37] damn. That's the only one that could
[08:39] curse you.
[08:40] >> Right.
[08:41] >> You know what I'm saying? All the other
[08:42] ones just made up bad words that we made
[08:44] up.
[08:45] >> Right. Right.
[08:47] >> So, I say them so so elegantly. You
[08:49] know, you see how I'm burning back with
[08:50] them.
[08:53] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[08:54] >> Hey, man. This been a damn good show.
[08:56] Where can uh people find you,
[08:58] >> man? I'm a smart with the Z. Y'all can
[09:01] find me on all platforms with that. You
[09:03] heard me? I don't know which one my
[09:04] camera. That's my camera.
[09:05] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[09:07] handsome. You know what I'm saying?
[09:09] Doing my thing, looking good. Y'all know
[09:11] I I do this. You know, be ready for my
[09:14] comedy tour, too. You heard me? Now,
[09:15] that's what I really want y'all y'all
[09:17] come out and see, bro. The comedy tour
[09:20] >> where you see the boy really really get
[09:22] into that bag of topics that we all want
[09:25] to hit.
[09:25] >> Mhm.
[09:26] >> And it it ain't got nothing to do with
[09:28] nothing political. That's one thing I'm
[09:29] doing with this comedy tour is leaving
[09:30] the political behind, man. We going to
[09:32] laugh at some regular stuff and I'm
[09:34] going to get all you stupid retards to
[09:37] come over here to this regular stuff. We
[09:38] going to talk. I rather you talk about
[09:40] football again. Go ahead and talk about
[09:42] >> talk about that [ __ ] again, man. Y'all
[09:43] get on my nerves with this candies on
[09:45] stuff. You can't see it.
[09:46] >> Right. Right. Yeah, I know.
[09:47] >> If it takes 70 years to get the white
[09:49] man that was the president information,
[09:51] >> you can hang that up about Carter Kirk.
[09:53] You can hang that up and you better stop
[09:55] asking her questions, too,
[09:57] >> cuz she the widow. That's why they put
[09:58] her in that position.
[09:59] >> Yeah. So, she's untouchable. She's
[10:01] untouchable. You can't question a widow.
[10:04] >> You can't
[10:04] >> You can't question a widow.
[10:06] >> She's If she doesn't cry, I did see a
[10:08] good uh point, Mark. If she doesn't cry,
[10:10] people do this. She She's in a a weird
[10:13] position.
[10:13] >> Yeah.
[10:14] >> And they knew that.
[10:16] >> And I think she's just letting them
[10:18] people use her cuz she didn't know what
[10:20] was really going on before Charlie died.
[10:22] >> Right.
[10:23] >> I don't think she she she in it. But
[10:26] when you hear stuff like
[10:29] >> Charlie Kirk got shot, dude pick up the
[10:31] phone half a second later.
[10:34] >> Yeah.
[10:34] >> And call the wife,
[10:36] >> right? That is that's odd.
[10:40] >> Oh my god. Nobody Nobody ducking.
[10:43] >> I've been to shootouts. I I went to I
[10:45] went to LSU and I and I and I visit
[10:47] Southern.
[10:48] >> Mhm.
[10:49] >> You ducking at Southern.
[10:51] >> You running. You ain't standing there
[10:53] talking about uh oh my god Erica you
[10:56] know Toron just got shot. Nope. You
[10:58] going to find out what who got shot
[11:00] >> later
[11:01] >> when you get in the car and you gone and
[11:02] you going to be like go who that was. We
[11:04] don't know who that was. You know that's
[11:06] when that happened.
[11:08] >> But a lot of ashes was just too calm.
[11:11] >> Yeah.
[11:12] >> You know but white people have uh
[11:13] funerals the next day after a [ __ ]
[11:15] died. So I don't know.
[11:16] >> They might get over that [ __ ] real
[11:18] quick. You know what I'm saying?
[11:21] Yeah, I think the biggest gripe people
[11:23] have with Candace, they say she's being
[11:24] disingenuous, but it's the views she
[11:26] getting, which means the money she's
[11:27] making. If she was getting 25,000 views,
[11:29] ain't nobody talking about it.
[11:30] >> Nobody talk about it.
[11:31] >> I think it's a lot of it's jealousy.
[11:33] >> It's It's jealousy, but it's like to the
[11:36] point,
[11:37] >> are you going to believe what your eyes
[11:40] tell you ain't true? If your brother
[11:42] die,
[11:43] >> and somebody sniped your brother
[11:45] >> for what he doing right now.
[11:49] >> I'm never shutting up.
[11:50] >> Right. Right.
[11:51] >> All y'all guilty.
[11:54] >> Every last one of y'all prove me wrong.
[11:56] I'm not the court. And if you want to
[11:58] entertain me or don't, I'm never
[12:00] shutting up either way.
[12:02] >> Right.
[12:02] >> You know what I'm saying?
[12:04] >> Hey, thanks, man.
[12:06] >> Thank you.
[12:06] >> I appreciate that.
[12:08] >> That's a damn good show. Damn. One more
[12:10] clip before he leaves.
[12:12] >> What's that?
[12:13] >> Um, you know the current climate
[12:15] hurricane. What did you vote for in the
[12:18] 2024 election?
[12:20] >> Don't put me out there. You are you some
[12:22] type of culprit or what's going on?
[12:24] >> Answer the question.
[12:26] >> Okay.
[12:29] Trump,
[12:33] I know you smell like Turkish bl
[12:34] cigarettes and bacon. Why your cigalite
[12:37] look so hard in your arm?
[12:41] Then your skirt bad bill. How you get
[12:43] the Spongebob square pants to stay like
[12:45] that? Like rectangle shape bad skirt.
[12:48] >> Oh yeah.
[12:49] >> Thing about you bad. Whatever you don't
[12:50] like I love.
[12:53] >> Then you see then you see them square
[12:55] pants man.
[12:57] >> That is crazy.
[12:58] >> That is crazy how she
[12:59] >> LOOK HOW SHE BUILT
[13:00] >> HER WAIST IS WIDER than her shoulders
[13:03] brother.
[13:05] >> This waist, man.
[13:06] >> And she's demanding a lot. And she got
[13:08] all them tattoos from jail on her.
[13:10] >> Yeah,
[13:12] >> she ain't got one free world tattoo.
[13:15] That's crazy.
[13:17] >> That's That's wild.
[13:18] >> She is disgusting. And got the nerve to
[13:21] have a nasty attitude with a bad build
[13:22] ass. Oh, that gun built like a bean bag.
[13:27] >> The woman actually can do deep throating
[13:28] with her partner's lingum that actually
[13:31] can heal trauma. It can release
[13:33] untrapped emotions. The
[13:35] >> I believe this with my whole heart.
[13:38] You only depressed because you've been
[13:39] sucking it wrong. You've been trying to
[13:40] stay on the head and you're supposed to
[13:41] put it in your throat so you can release
[13:43] that tension, pain, and anxiety. That's
[13:45] what she said. I'm just going off what
[13:47] the lady said. You want to see if it
[13:49] works?
[13:51] >> You want me to come over there and see
[13:52] if it works?
[13:53] >> When a woman