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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day it's the end of the world as we know it how you feeling I'm feeling good thank you for having I heard you were having a problem getting big guests and things were not going good and I I said hey I'll fly in and and I'll help I'm always here to help well we were talking about doing a live show at the Mothership but then somebody told a Puerto Rican joke we're like maybe that's not a good idea yeah I mean it was uh you know it might have been we don't know it could have been interesting could have been it would have been fun but could have been fine whatever what are you going to do yeah it's election it's election day if uh if Trump loses he's on suicide watch if Trump loses we're going to have to hide him we're GNA have to pay a cartel to shelter him for a period of months or years they'll take him in Canada he can just move up to Canada yeah sort of changes rhetoric a little bit yeah no if if Trump loses it definitely he definitely will have toone it down you know he might have to move it around a little bit survey the scene you know probably not a lot of Puerto Ricans in Canada he could be a hero on the other side though that's true he could just emerge as the you know left wing just just completely do like a 180 I've seen the light flip the scity is super important say I did this yeah was me I knew that was going to happen that's why I told those jokes yeah well the funniest thing is that people going that he's a Hollywood plant like those people that're like he was a Hollywood you know yeah those those people are [ __ ] hilarious every now and then I'll come across a comment of people that think there's some [ __ ] Grand conspiracy like we're all being yeah puppet Mastered by yeah manipul it's always Jews so they think the Jews are the Jew it always gets to the Jews it'll start somewhere and then goes to the Jews I forget who told me this but it's like one of the symptoms of a collapsing civilization they start blaming things on Jews yeah it's like one of them is they get very obsessed with gender and then the other one is they start blaming Jews we're both of those right now they make celebrities out of chefs like they get very DEC this happened in Rome and there's really yeah like they they like people that provide you these Comforts become celebrities because you're you're just living so much comfort living a decadent life style I never considered that that's so it's one of the things that people say as like a harbinger of the Apocalypse is like celebrity chefs people just focusing way too much on like you know artisanal you know Donuts or whatever my wife likes going to those places where they serve you like 13 different things each one is the size of a quarter yeah I need a steak bring it all at once I'm a glutton I need my food in a large plate I need need a just a giant [ __ ] hunk of meat well it's also so much time it's like 3 hours I can't do it and the waiters tell you about every single thing and it feels very like indulgent to sit somewhere for 3 hours and then get educated about like where a raspberry came from right you know I can take it with Omas Sushi like Philip Franklin's Lee's Place sure that's kind of fun you know it's you watch him do it you watch him like slice it up and put it together it's kind of cool it's fun just know what you're in for when you get there you have conversations there's a small amount of people so you can get to know folks and a sushi bar is good cuz you don't have to talk that much right when you're directly across somebody for 3 hours that's intense and the worst is like someone could be in the middle of some [ __ ] horrible story and then my mother came back and it was stage four and this is a peanut from Australia and the glaze is a demig glaze with they France bourbon yeah and then you have to say thank you thank you so much hey you [ __ ] yeah her mom died you piece of [ __ ] I hate people that ruin meals with real discussions about anything that's depressing that is a problem anybody who comes out and if there's money being spent keep it to yourself talk about things that we can all get on board nobody cares you know oh my dad's going to beat it he's a fighter hey hey hey not now yeah yeah it's uh the emotion dump that just like what am I supposed to do with all this now I have all your emotions in a pileo much people talk too much about personal things and then they expect you to offer them some degree of comfort right what can you do you can't do anything there's nothing you can do I'm sorry your sister has borderline personality disorder what is that exactly it's it's Is that real no and it's people that just go around ruining all the relationships in their life so it just means you're a piece of [ __ ] which is fine and then there's that so they just say it's B they borderline right because there's a lot of like mental things like that that are just sort of patterns that people fall into like medicate a pattern but can you P can you medicate rudeness like some people are just rude they're just not nice they're not nice to waiters they invent a way the pharmaceutical industry is such a profitable thing they will everything eventually will be a disease yeah I'm more and more convinced in ADHD is not real I think a lot of kids just have a lot of [ __ ] energy and they're supposed to be doing other stuff they're not supposed to be sitting at a all day put them in the military yeah let them you know what I mean or let them play video games professionally they seem to sit real [ __ ] still when they're doing that how come they're fully engaged when they play video games there are people you meet I have grown friends in my life that are you know I'm 39 and they're in their late 30s and I'm like the best version of you is dying in the Ukraine you should be a flag on a mantle and we should point to you and go this he made the ultimate sacrifice for freedom and that's the best version of them yeah and we don't have enough Wars we don't have enough dead people so if when wins we're going to change that we are if we had more Wars one thing that people would appreciate is the whole concept of America like if we got attacked like after 911 after 911 I don't know where you were um but I was in LA and the [ __ ] well you're a lot younger than me but the flags on people's cars were everywhere in Los Angeles which is crazy it's like everyone was super P patriotic and let people it felt it felt you know people get mad when you say this it was the best time ever to live in America yeah after 91 it was the warmest time you felt I never felt better about the country we felt united we were compassionate we truly loved each other I think that's how people in Israel feel every day really yep isn't it so they've go through it so much that they're desensitized to it at this point I had a KCK boxing coach my friend Shuki and he was from Israel and he was always telling me like I went over his house for dinner once and him and his wife they're playing the Bongos and dancing and [ __ ] have a great time you go like this and he goes in Israel You're always wor are you going to die so every day is party party right they might have had a drug problem I don't think they were they weren't even drinking they were just having a good time they were happy people but he was like you have an appreciation for life if you live in a war zone and I think in America we're we are so removed from that it doesn't seem real to us right but you and I have an appreciation for life we're not in a [ __ ] war zone so it's not the only way to have an appreciation for Life absolutely I think you can have an appreciation for life in in a myriad of ways but I think one of the the the downsides of being so relatively safe is that you when we talk about war it's not real right unless you've been there unless you've been there I have no idea I have friends that have been there they you know and I think we talk about conflicts all over the world without the intimate knowledge of how hellish they are right and how how much pain is associated with someone going and fighting and dying and or killing people or killing people and being scarred and yeah so one of the things that I think people are waking up to now is that it it's you know we we can't be everywhere in every war fighting everybody and then just you know not recognizing that that has consequences you say that but if KL Harris wins and Liz Cheney takes over the CIA we might have a chance putting it all what time is it right now this episode is brought to you by the farmer's dog dogs are amazing they're loyal they're lovable like just having Marshall around can make my day 10 times better and I'm sure you love your dog just as much and you want to do your best to help them live long ER healthier happier lives and a healthy life for your dog starts with healthy 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a waste of time I think we just go with whatever Joy Reed thinks whatever whatever they want I mean did you see Rachel mattow calling for Elon Musk contracts to be taken away I didn't but that's that's kind of makes sense I guess if you're Rachel M right but it's the most bananas thing ever you have literally one of the greatest Geniuses in human history a guy who's simultaneously Landing Rockets not just shooting them Landing them having them getting caught by robots in the sky then you have Tesla then you have starlink then you have the boring company the GU simultaneously running all these different [ __ ] things but I bet Rachel mat is pretty bright but I I have to send you this but they only care about their uh political opponents I think I think that's the where we're at now where it's like somebody might have a a great talent but if they disagree with you you have to i s it to you Jamie you got to see her say it because it's so unhinged she's like she used to be reasonable at one point in time she was reasonable you know Matt T wrote a book called hate ink I don't know if you ever read it it's a great book but he basically makes the argument that Rachel matow is essentially Bill O'Reilly yeah that they're the same person they are she was good friends with Roger railes they had dinner all the time uhhuh yeah give me some volume and Go full screen if Trump doesn't win the defense department and NASA are going to need a new arrangement for all their rockets and for all the multi-billion dollar contracts Elon musk's companies have with the US government the US government is going to have to either I mean unwind from all of those contracts or Elon musk's companies are going to have to unwind from him this is an untenable reality in National Security terms now that we know what we know about Elon Musk this and what is that what do we know that he endorsed uh president Trump the that he's a [ __ ] genius they're very good at making enemies and then when the enemies they've made treat them poorly they are shocked this is what they do they they kind of bully people and they intimidate people and they threaten people and then when those people then you know you know go back at them or try to assert themsel in any way they're like stunned that that person has autonomy and is acting in their own interest you know this is happening over and over again but this idea is crazy because it's literally one of the most unique talents yeah in in terms of Engineering in terms of but she doesn't understand that so that's the thing she doesn't know that right but how she thinks there's 20 people doing it that's what's crazy but how SpaceX has done things that have never happened before sure these these Falcon Rockets Landing the the catching the Rockets with the like all the plans they have for all these different things the trips to Mars no one's doing that and this idea that you have a different political philosophy or ideology or you support a different candidate and the solution is get rid of the guy who's the most genius inventor perhaps of all timea just reading said it has to do with his supposed conversations with Putin he had a conversation oh no as of 2022 so did Tucker Carlson take off Twitter and here's the other thing I think that from what I understand and I've read a little bit about this payall but oh God Elon refused to provide starlink to the Ukraine because they were going to use it to attack Russia and there was going to be a dramatic escalation in the war and I think he was trying to avoid that I think he was trying to avoid the dramatic escalation in that war well so the people that want a dramatic escalation in that war the people that think that's a good idea he's um an enemy yeah [ __ ] Christ it's that's that's something I think people should be voting on imagine if you put it up to vote for people like hey do you guys think we should fund Ukraine to the tune of 190 billion and maybe have someone else come along and say this is an alternative what we could do with that money right you know there's no vote on that there's no vote on a lot of the things that we're told to live with there's never been a a a vote on immigration there's votes for candidates that support it or don't support it but there's never been a vote on should you know should we secure the southern border would unanimously be voted on and people would unanimously pretty much say absolutely well how about the voter ID laws yeah 4% of America I think we should have voter ID right I showed my ID today um Jamie What's the total so far what's the like the latest results we won know for a few hours so here's what I will say can we just be lied to early voting us little early voting in Pennsylvania is down you can check this out early voting in Pennsylvania is down for Democrats 2020 you had 1.6 million registered Democrats vote early now you had 821 th000 whereas Republicans early voters I think last 2020 was like 547 521 th000 this time meaning that the Republican early vote in PA which is the most important State and Michigan and Georgia is around the same as it has been the Democratic uh early vote is is somewhat depressed it is not as strong as it's been now I don't know if that's a pattern I don't know if that's indict that just it listen how many people have kind of quiet quit the Democratic Party there's tons of people there's there's a lot of hidden votes so there's people that are sick of trump that are going to vote for her there's people that are sick of the democratic party that are going to vote for him and then there's probably people that are motivated by by row Ro v Wade women potentially might vote some I think that's the Republicans biggest [ __ ] up it's a huge [ __ ] up I think Suburban women are certainly a big demographic that swings elections and how about urban women all women don't want men telling them what the [ __ ] to do with their bodies that's right especially when men can't get pregnant it's too [ __ ] convenient well wait a minute psychopath hold on what wait a minute I walked into that do you know that they found out affects men as much as it does women of course right sure you know they found out that that boxer that won the gold medal in the Olympics is actually a man no the one everyone was complaining was was a biological male like piece of [ __ ] they have a medical condition no has a micro penis internal testicles went through male puberty biological mail XY chromosome whole deal want a gold medal in the women's Olympics and boxing it's so crazy to me and I think the biggest problem is the donor class because the donor class of the democratic party and like Republican party you either have people that are business owners that are donating because of business interest or you have radicals right that are donating because they are a radical activist that want something that the American public thinks is crazy right and biological men competing in women's sports is something most people think is crazy and and 13-year-olds getting puberty blocking hormones 11year old you know all that stuff most people think it's crazy but they have to just cow out of this donor base that is monal monal and insane yeah yeah it's all about money right it's all about money and it's the the money guys are at least like at least the billionaires will go I want to build a casino or I want to do this I want to do that I want to pollute a lake this isn't good but you know where they're coming from when you're these radical activists they're they're kind of motivated by this ideology that nobody it's a very small group of people like if you went to most people and said do you think an 11-year-old should have a gender reassignment surgery or should take hormones to block their puberty the vast majority of people would say no no they shouldn't that's a a crazy idea but the thing is most people will say something different than they actually feel privately because they don't want to be attacked right that's a weird one because the people that will attack you are almost always the people that are pro that [ __ ] happening and those are the nuttiest [ __ ] crazy those are the people that will misrepresent you and right I have a friend who's you know they have very young children they live in Long Island uh and they you know there's like a now there's a book being read about gender identity to like five and sixy olds crazy and they're and I'm texting with them and they're going we're very like liberal people but we're really confused as to why this is happening and well they let activists get into schools that's right that's what it is a lot of these teachers are just activists and a lot of them don't have [ __ ] kids and a lot of them are gay or queer or trans or this or that or they're part of women too here's the other thing a lot of them are are women not to blame women but it's like uh most of stuff isn't being pushed I I I it's not like it it's being pushed because a lot of people go all their groomers or pedophiles some of them might be but a lot of them are just these do gooder types that want to have Metals pinned on them and ribbons pinned on them as to what how great they are as people so they're going so it's not all these female teachers they're not all trying to have sex with your kids they're just trying to get accolades from their peers and they want to talk about what a great person they are so they're just like falling for anything m and they're out there Distributing you know whatever it is books or you know telling kids because they want to be a good person they want to feel like they're a good person they want to be on the right side they want to be on the right side of things that's good point and they they're just not you know I don't think they are nobody's pushing back in a way like there's a lot of elitism and condescension that comes from the Democratic party the Democratic party used to be a party of unions of workers of workers rights and and and it was a party that my people like my grandmother was in for years because she believed that people should be able to have health care they should be able to have sick leave or they should be able to have maternity care whatever it is but then it became a party dominated by kind of corporate Elites very wealthy donors at Wall Street people Finance people and also very radical Fringe elements that are advocating policies that most Americans don't agree with and then you you Cobble together that coal that Coalition of interest groups and the only way that works is if you condescend to because you can't have these debates cuz they lose them they lose the debates you can't have them so the way to shut down a debate is to tell people if you don't agree with me you're racist you're homophobic transphobic you're an idiot you're stupid you're not worthy of having this discussion because they don't want to have the discussion because if they wanted to have a debate about Healthcare that's a debate right people understand that if they wanted to have a debate about like debate about early childhood education people understand that but the things they're choosing to focus on like having a wide openen Southern border for example benefits nobody right truly unless you are a billionaire multi-millionaire who wants to hire people and pay them less money um it doesn't really even benefit the people that are coming into the country because they're working for wages that are far less um and it certainly doesn't benefit Americans but like they don't want to have that argument well it benefits the people that are coming into the country cuz they're coming from a place where they have [ __ ] zero so if they work for very little they're happy they got 10 people in a house they're not getting shot at every day so much more likely to be taken advantage of than somebody who's a citizen right so they're not going to unionize or they're not going to you know be able to assert themselves at all right that's the argument for offering these people amnesty but the thing is like you've got to vet them you got to figure out who's a [ __ ] criminal like I'm all for letting poor people in that want a better life but I'm not for illegal workers yeah meaning like I think those people should be paid what Americans are paid all I think there should be a standard on this soil if you live in this [ __ ] country you should have a working wage you should if you're going to work 40 hours a [ __ ] week you should be able to live on it you should have health care you should have all the things that people deserve and I think if you think about the amount of [ __ ] money we spend doing other stuff we could do that for everybody yeah that that could be done yeah and it would fix a lot of the [ __ ] problems we have with money in this country in the first place like the [ __ ] the amount of influence that pharmaceutical drug companies have on us is bizarre it doesn't exist anywhere else here I spoke to a a woman who is from Chicago and she worked for very wealthy Democrat donors in Chicago when Sanders was winning when you know he had won that primary right and they were very threatened by Sanders so she was working with all them and they all went to DC and they all you know met candidates one time they were backing Budaj and then they met Biden and they decided even then he was like they go he's not with it this was even then oh yeah and then there was a decision made that the best candidate to play ball to unite the party and to get rid of Bernie Sanders was Joe Biden so all of the democratic power Brokers all these big wealthy families decided to line up and Destroy Sanders and Elevate Biden and that's when she said she left politics because she said she was so disillusioned because she thought her job was to like help wealthy people make like you know political decisions that helped people get health care or whatever right but then when she realized that the job is actually to get rid of people who want to change the status quo she became disillusioned she left politics but she that was her job and you know so when somebody talks like that in the Democratic party Bernie Sanders was doing it they get rid of him yeah 100% yeah yeah it's you thought he was interesting you endorsed him you said he would be a very interesting candidate well I like his idea of making things easier for poor people that's right I think giving people a path to get out of abject poverty is a good idea and his idea of taking and funding all these social programs based on a small percentage like a fraction of a penny of all these speculative uh gambl that the stock market's doing like maybe that would work but it was like and then he came off your podcast and they go go he went on a transphobic podc like the attacks started immediately yeah no it was CNN was the first yeah they they called the podcast uh racist and homophobic and all kinds of different things and I got I I found out about it because I got a text message from a buddy saying you okay I'm like about what right and they're like CNN is a they wrote a hit piece on you today I go for what they go for for Bernie Sanders like what so this is that you come out you endorse an a leftwing candidate an by the way I didn't even endorse them probably you said you liked them I said I'll probably vote for bur he he's he's anti-corporate he's from outside of the system and then immediately you're attacked they attack the podcast so it's like yeah you know and then Kamala Harris God Bless but this woman is running on a platform of joy joy is important Joy is the is the policy the policy is Joy I want to take what she's taking when you laughing all the time that sounds like fun the platform is joy and and there's people right now that can't feed their kids that are IM Miser for to whatever you know for whatever reason they're they're not doing well and they don't have health care and she goes be joyful and our joy is our wor it's like crazy it's like fully insane and I I don't understand who that connects with well it's completely manufactured right the whole thing is manufactured by the media and by whoever is running the country whoever's running the country by the way you're doing a great job considering there's no President right we've had no president for months that's right okay har mons maybe years sure but KLA Harris has been campaigning she has no time to be president that's right Joe Biden is gone every now and then somehow or another they let him Wander over to a microphone and he says wild [ __ ] like I like to take these Republicans and smack him in the ass yeah and then he puts a Maga hat on he's getting Fun by the way I voted for him today I still support him and because he's fun now he clearly wants Trump to win he hates her yeah and he never liked the Obamas this is welln well Jack post how do you say his name pic Jack poic posted on Twitter that there was a a physical altercation between uh Jill Biden and someone from comma staff I don't know if it's true but it's fun well listen Jill Biden we know is a psychopath and we know that because suppor she's encouraged her husband who should be on a porch to to run for president it's disgusting Joe Biden is one of the most yeah I think sometimes he's I think he doesn't do good in the bright lights closed doors he's sharp as aack she's a woman who claims to be a doctor she's not a doctor well you know that why you know chiropractor no no no you know Jill Biden just has a doctor it she's not a doctor of anything that's interesting and she makes people call her doctor Joe Biden so already she's mentally Bill Cosby she's not even like a professor like if you're a professor and you have a doctorate somebody might say Dr Rogan or whatever but this idea that she's the first lady not a medical doctor not a professor right and still making people call her doctor while she's doing the least doctorly thing ever which is letting an elderly man be paraded around to try to win the presidency again it's crazy well I think she was enjoying the power yeah of course I think that ring is very hard my precious they don't want to they don't want to let it go let go my precious well she's enjoying the power she's enjoying not going you know maybe members of her family not being in jail that would help that she's enjoying that do you think he uh pardons his son cuz his son just got hit with a bunch of tax evasion charges I mean I don't know I hope Trump pardons him and invites him into the administration that's the ultimate win Hunter goes and works had a chance to have him on the podcast no Joe and he didn't I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up it was early early on when he was writing a book remember when he wrote a book I remember that yeah they they reached out to to get press and then the laptop story kind of blew up oh yeah well and then I was like get them on and then they were like no no we you don't want a pre-ap toop you want a posttop this was post laptop but they thought they had squashed it so this was before Elon had purchased Twitter gotcha once Elon purchased Twitter and then they understood that there was a coordinated effort by 51 Former Intelligence agents to say that the laptop was Russian disinformation that's right and then then the [ __ ] cat's out of the bag and then everybody knows what's going on but well this is the also the problem with saying that Donald Trump is unique threat to democracy when you have literally like credible documented examples of intelligence officials lying to the public and facing zero consequences and trying to manipulate an election yeah I mean that's that's that's a huge problem well Google's doing that right now you know have you ever seen the Robert Epstein work Robert Epstein's work Robert Epstein has uh compiled like all I'm familiar with a different Epstein's work yeah yeah different one epimeral um interactions with Google like Google search engine results and uh what you're uh what you're shown on your homepage of Google news and and how it influences people right and how you can sway undecided like in a significant way right towards one candidate or the other depending upon the search results but one thing that people are pointing out on Twitter today Jamie let's see if we could replicate it why don't you Google where can I vote for Trump now if you Google where can I vote for Trump let's see what it says because people I'll I'll show you what I saw people posting it's mostly Harris stuff where can I vote for Trump okay so here it is can I vote for way the first article is Esquire there's only one reason anyone votes for Trump it's just hilarious it's like that's the so you don't see this Google hold on slow down slow down Google admits Trump Harris search for discrepancy says fix is coming uh I don't know what the [ __ ] that means um but look at the bottom so you Googled where to vote for Trump scroll down a little bit scroll down a little bit more um where can I Google search where can I vote for Harris shows right new conspiracy theories taken rout in election click on the variety thing so this is it where can I vote uh where can I vote for Harris showed a map while similar Trump search didn't so you Googled where can I vote for trump it didn't show the map now it's Google where can I vote for Harris Let's see what happens you vote centers you just voted for her vote centers by the way that's counted as a vote you just that's counted as one vote let's scroll that go back to the top please to see where the Google okay same thing in the New York Post says fix is coming I'm voting for KLA Harris Donald Trump will harm people um so it's negative things about Trump where uh you get negative things about Trump if you Google where can I vote for Trump you get negative things about Trump if you vote Google where can I vote for Harris and then right away it says vote centers first search result is vote centers after you get past the news fascinating so it's true so look see where there is you don't see vote centers you see all these stories you don't see vote centers right away when you Google where can I vote for Harris you see vote centers right away so it's not a conspiracy theory if you could just reproduce it [ __ ] yeah there there's there's a clearly a slant oh yeah with with with what you know the the media and that's the other thing a map popped up I think Trump's you know the advantage he's also running against the media and the media is is terrible yeah and I think his one of his big advantages has been you know he's been able to kind of call them out successfully multiple times yeah and so it's not just he's running against KLA Harris he's running against a hostile media that does a terrible job at reporting facts when it comes to him now Donald Trump says wild [ __ ] and some of it a lot of it stands on its own as wild and crazy yeah but when they manipulate it you know Pierce Morgan the other night when he goes there'd be a blood bath in the Auto industry if I'm Not Elected and then they just say oh there's Trump if he's not elect there's going to be a blood bath one of the reasons why I was willing to endorse him was watching Obama repeat the lie that he said that white supremacists that there's very fine people on both sides right yeah that's a terrible lie he literally says I'm not talking about white supremacist and the KKK those people should be condemned that's right he says yeah well and that's the whole thing he talking about was the people that were coming to protest the fact that a statue was being TI what's interesting about Trump was that what it was the first guy yes he was the first guy in Palm Beach whatever you think of trump there's reasons to not like him there's very legitimate reasons not to like him but he was the first guy in Palm Beach that opened maral Lago to Jewish people to gay people to you know people of color like people were allowed there was all these you know country clubs in Palm Beach that prevented those people and now obvious see people go well he just did that for money and it's like sure fine whatever but like he was the guy who did it right he like he was short of members yeah say he did it for money like yeah he opened the door and you know so to to me it's like his one of the his biggest advantages has always been that the Press cannot help themselves when it comes to him they are rage addicts and they like hating him and he Fe feeds them and they get more popular and they get bigger when he is around well when he lost the election CNN dropped 40% that's right so like right away they're addicted to being in a you know hostile contentious relationship with him and then misrepresent a lot of what he says just flat out lies and and that's a huge problem and they can't help themselves if they got out of the way it would hurt him because like any politician then you're just going to be dealing with other politicians or your your supporters or your detractors or whoever but you have this media that's lying about you and you can constantly call it out it helps them I think the cat's out of the bag though with the media I just oh it's over it's over I mean the the video that I did with Trump is well over a 100 million views yeah between Twitter and YouTube and Spotify well over 100 million the one I did with Elon just yesterday was this morning it had 65 million views just on Twitter I don't want to upstage you the video that I did with JD Vance got three billion views billion it got three billion views nice so I don't want to upset you but no I mean do you do you think it's going cuz me and you talked about this I think it will be decided tonight but you think maybe not no okay if it's close interesting I think that's when Shenanigans take place Shenanigans if Shenanigans are real okay if there's is the really there's manipulation manipulation will take place at 4 o'clock in the morning interesting don't you think well don't you think that's when ballots show up I mean if you're going to cheat my grandmother my grandmother died in 2017 she was a big Democrat she been voting lately and she voted six times for KLA Harris and if you think that's wrong that's disgusting I don't know what to tell you that's who she would have voted for she probably would have in her honor yeah her hon I don't know how much [ __ ] is going on down at The Ballot Box probably some for sure some so my friend who's actually outside but I'm not going to say his name I don't want to hurt him andw VI is Boston comedian someone sent him a thing where um there were like duplicate ballots in Georgia in 2020 like weird stuff oh there's weird stuff like really weird now I was a guy who was like I I bought the idea that I was like Trump lost and people wanted Biden and whatever and maybe that is a I don't know but like there's there seems to be more evidence of [ __ ] than I was willing to but that doesn't mean it's there's probably fuckering in every election there's not zero there's not zero right but in every election there's something when I asked Trump like how you say you lost the 2020 election can you prove it show tell me I gave him I gave him all all the room I would have given him an hour like tell me yeah and he's like there's plenty of information they wrote a book it's coming out like put it out in a digestible form you've had four years maybe it's out and I don't know I haven't seen it no one's sent it my way I'm willing to believe and not willing to believe we know that the the tech companies and the Intel agencies all coordinated to suppress certain stories and like they all admitted that no question you know I haven't seen the direct evidence of that's election interference is hugely election interference I well they said that would have affected millions of people's decisions yeah well then that's a huge problem that's a giant problem you have 300 million people the elections in the counties where uh Biden won was by like how many votes total in those swing States 83,000 in PA it was very crazy that's crazy it was crazy and if you imagine if 83 of those thousand people if just half of them got a hold of that laptop story yeah and and and listen I think a huge problem is that the intelligence agencies are completely unaccountable yeah meaning that there's been no accountability at all for anyone who suppressed the laptop Story I mean where is this Kim cheel woman who the head of the Secret Service the craziest thing in the world the SL roof lady the slope roof I've taken gravity bong hits on acid on roofs that have more of a pitch than that and I didn't fall off I'm not exactly a Navy SEAL and I was able to do it they had snipers on a similar roof that had more of a pitch to the whole thing is as shady as humanly Poss he was cremated the house was in 11 days the house was professionally scrubbed professionally scrubbed and then nobody talks about it well did you see the the cell phone data that shows that someone was meeting up with him FBI or close to close to the FBI offices was meeting up with them on a regular basis where is this woman woman he's in a Black Rock commercial the whole thing is weird and then beyond it's beyond strange Lee Harvey Oswell 2024 it's [ __ ] and he has no digital footprint crazy there's not one there's very few people that age that have no digital footprint and then if you talk about any of this or you say anything people write it off as sort of a qinon whatever but it isn't it's valid legit and and people normies people that don't think like this are even going that was [ __ ] weird it's just weird that they never had a press conference they never had a toxicology exam that was released yeah it was no like someone wants to shoot the president wouldn't you assume that person's out of their [ __ ] mind maybe they're on meth maybe maybe we can find some sort of a reason while we feel a little bit better and then the next guy was a guy who like The Three Stooges a barrel of a gun is going through the bushes on a on a golf course like something out of the marks brothers and that guy was a guy that like CNN or or Ms I forget which one had been speaking to about like the Ukraine he wrote like a song about the Ukraine and how important it was to to support the Ukraine and he was being like interviewed by the news like a cable news and they had a relationship with him and imagine if Fox News had a relationship with somebody who tried to assassinate Obama Biden Harris right that never you would have never heard the end of it right people hearing this maybe you're hearing this for the first time but like he was this was like a source or this guy that they kind of profiled and you know it came out that he was and then his kid got busted for child porn wild just like stepen paddock's brother yes that's what's Wild I'm just saying hey how much do you know about the Vegas thing is it true there's three women that were checked into the room with him I was reading this thing the other day about how there's three unaccounted for women that apparently checked into the room with him interesting I I don't know that but what's that Jamie never heard that you never heard that I've researched a lot I mean there's uh cell phones I think that were found that were unaccounted for he had a girlfriend that wasn't there that I think he sent to the Philippines or something like that but Mary Lou Danley was a girlfriend who went to the Philippines Jamie's controlled opposition the point you know you can't really he's a Reddit mod I mean he's a guy he doesn't who knows where he's he's getting text from netan this kind K har is on speed dial yeah I don't know it feels it's an interesting day because everybody has a weird tension yeah not here people are friendly here but I was just in a car accident everyone was friendly um and the cops were everyone was kind of friendly but did anybody recognize you no did you wear the glasses yeah it was a nice Mexican guy and it was good like nobody my friend you from yeah the team Dyan show yeah no it was it was all very nice and it was and that's the thing about car it can be nice and it wasn't my car it was you know it was kind of a rental and it was just kind of nice to meet people and be out but you know it is a weird there is an interesting I think people just want this to be over 100% they need to move on yeah it would be nice no matter who wins if we could all just take a breath let's imagine she wins and one of the things that she has been very good about during the whole campaign is changing her opinions based on what people think abely if we can influence the president based on popular opinion isn't that a good thing Joe I'm great at lying get ready I hate ice cream like what she's been able to do which I respect is look at the American people in line with them and that's good or at least adjust her opinion she's a Jus let's like be you know I agree listen I'm for charitable as possible I'm charitable with her I'm very charitable I don't think she's like the worst I like her I think she's fun I think she'd be fun to sit and have a drink with I was really hoping I was going to get to talk to her I I was wishing that you would too I mean it's just the the the options were fly to her and meet for 45 minutes and I was like that's not what you do it's you know Elon said it best yesterday he goes you really find out about people an hour two and three yeah yeah like you can [ __ ] people for 45 minutes hour two or three something's going to come up well the great thing about your show is that it's not scripted talking points where people don't come on with an agenda and go here I want to say this that the other thing you sit there for hours you talk to them you have a real conversation and what they really think will come out and but here's the thing I'm going to be nice to you I'm GNA be nice to KLA Harris I I would be so friendly to her I wouldn't try to any gotcha [ __ ] I'm not interested in doing that I I genuinely wanted to know like who she is shoot guns with her she has a clock sure let's go shoot I'll take her to the range she was on this show getting high oh my God smoking weed and then waving a gun around well I should have to wave the gunot that's you know that's bad gun handling of course but gun is important don't Point guns even when they're unloaded Tim yeah but it's fun it would be fun but here's the thing if she did come on and just had a little cocktail yes her and I have a couple of whiskies talk a little [ __ ] I bet she's fun she's not much older than me yeah no she's probably fun she probably is surprised Prett when she was younger yeah I'm sure she's listen she attractive lady she's probably surprised that she's running for president cuz they told her you know she probably wanted to there's there's reports that she was like you're not going to pass me over because they wanted what she said yeah they didn't want her and she she really have that kind of say though yes because she because she would have thrown a fit and said they they they overlooked a woman of color or had a press conference and exposed a lot of [ __ ] about how the machine works whatever she could have done they didn't want to deal with that and she's been a careerist her whole life and she wanted the job and what I heard was that Joe Biden kind of forced her in no way what I heard was that they were gonna have a primary but that Joe Biden said that he endorsed her he endorsed her and then it was this weird situation where they got to kind of like run her interesting by the way I'm hearing this from [ __ ] we hearing fromand we're all hearing it I I think she's she's a very motivated strategic person is there any evidence of that Jamie find out if Joe Biden endorsed her uh and whether or not I think he was made to endorse her you know he doesn't I'll check that but there is three women supposedly with Ste P I just checked this in but oh there was Steven paddock's Hotel record show oh controlled opposition [ __ ] fact check by Community not six years old but well still the old story six years old Steven paddock's Hotel records show three women registered in his room interesting but they could have been hoes this guy was a crazy Rivero gam do you register a hooker to the room [ __ ] yeah if you're wild man if you're wild man you give them a card especially if you don't want those ladies stealing your Rox good point you got to trust him show him trust askim get wild oh really somebody took his Rolex got he had a lady and she du she drugged him he was probably showing her the Rolex he probably was a dumbass show the Rolex is probably not good and this is my dick right Hans is probably not so slick it's it's a um but if you wanted to make sure that they weren't stealing from you you like you have to have IDE to get into have ID to get into the room that would be like yeah cuz this guy's a Riverboat Gambler this guy's a wild dude right he was a professional Gambler professional gamblers I think hookers and professional gamblers they just [ __ ] and also he had no track record that's the other thing that Paddock was interesting he just kind of he's he's emerged right that's interesting about these people Ste the he might have been a gambler but they gave him credit for being like a uh a video poker that's where he made all money and like if you ask people that are really in the game like no one makes a lot of money video poker gambling really well they there's all kinds of reports about that that it was some weird saudy coup that they locked down the country in the days after I I don't really know enough about it but it was a very strange thing that just doesn't make any sense he never been fully I mean why is he just shooting at a concert like what supposedly he lost his mind and then he just wanted to kill everybody and here's the thing though that's real too that's real too that's real too and if you really wanted to make a splash and you knew you were going to kill yourself and you were some [ __ ] psycho and you just wanted to gun down a bunch of people and bang let's see what's next I you know it's one of those things where it disappears and then the thing about all of this is the news move so quickly and so much is going on you can't it it gets hazy the recollection of it like the Trump shooting even the re the recollection will get hazy in a few months from now forget a few years even in a few months the idea of it being a slope roof people don't remember right people just remember a guy climbed on a roof they don't remember it was 120 yards away the Secret Service didn't clear the roof he was walking around people were telling them there's a guy walking around he's creepy he flew a drone over the area he had a rangefinder yeah all of those details that are very important but the rangefinder is nuts like anybody with a rangefinder should be arrested right if you have a rangefinder and you're walking around an area with the president or president candidate is going to be you should be arrested someone should find out what you're doing what you're up to he have explosives in the car yeah he had explosives and they're sophisticated with radio control devices he had remote controlled explosives like how is he getting that he's 20 years old yeah like what what where you what Google search do you have like where are you ordering these things how you how you are you putting them together yeah someone manufactur it for you who who who'd you buy it from where's the investigation nothing nothing there there's one thing where his father is leaving a Costco there's one like video Jamie maybe you could pull it up where there's like one reporter and his dad and someone in like a mask are leaving a Costco or BJs or something like that and he's like no comment and he just gets into his car that's kind of the only time I've ever seen the parent this is the only I think they released a statement like we're terribly blah blah blah it's also interesting it's like some people here it is this is the dad well this is Trump Shooter's dad blows off questions I got a p he said but there's another one where he's leaving a Costco let me hear him talking I I was trying to find out if that was the correct video even yeah that's him talking let's hear what he says is there any statement you'd be willing to share with us right now Mr Crooks I got a PE I got a pee said for scum quote the interesting yeah I mean that guy's a little casual for the fact that his son just tried to kill the [ __ ] president he was at CCO the week after the he's was he looked very calm leaving CCO and he has a full cart of food leaving cut like it's insane well not only that imagine your son is forget about the fact that he tried to kill Trump he did kill someone and he shot two other people he killed a guy who was trying to Shield his wife children can you stopped this for a minute who is getting that much food 2 weeks after your son tried to kill the president well look at the size of that fell he a lot of food I get it but he has a full cart and by the way he can't get anyone to go to Costco for him he's walking around buying mini taquitos well he probably doesn't have any money I mean he's not a wealthy guy right I mean you got to have a friend that go to Costco for you that's a pretty nice car what is that you got to have a friend that'll go to Costco this guy's got a full art what is that car that looks like a pretty nice car this is just a weird to me it's an interesting like right after your son does this you're at Costco buying the store with the unibomber yeah with someone with some fed in a in a mask with sunglasses on the CIA goes we we'll take you to Costco keep your mouth shut yeah look at this guy with the glasses this the Hat the hood this he's got gloves on dude he's got gloves on so he doesn't leave fingerprints the it's crazy the guy has gloves it's insane what does he have gloves on for it's not cold out don't show me this guy dying Jamie can you please stop with your algorithm Jamie enough Jamie was he was raised on live leak he was remember that yes he was raised on beheading videos on live that was back before Instagram yeah now days I've seen more people murdered over the last three years on Instagram than I have my entire life of people psycho sending me things in email it's crazy did you see that video where the kid jumps off the cruise ship and the shark gets them it's tough out there but you can't do dumb [ __ ] sometimes you do the summer between high school and college we all know one person who did a really dumb thing and that was it yeah and sometimes you're that guy nobody wants to be that guy but sometimes you're that cautionary tail you know and that kid will be immortalized every time they someone someone go out to dinner or something they'll go when I was 18 we took a cruise for our high school graduation and it kid jumped off the boat and a tiger shark got him that was it Jesus Christ what a way to go and people will will talk about that and tell their kids that and it's a terrible thing there a moment you hit the water you [ __ ] feel those teeth on your rib cage well I think he's treading for a minute and then you just see him kind of go under and they don't know what it is but it's probably a shark and he voted for kamla so if you're telling me he's not even racist well Oprah last night I'm watching and I'm watching Oprah out there and she goes if you cast a if you don't cast a ballot for com you may never be able to cast a ballot again which seems extreme that's so crazy can you get the rally I want you to watch this will I am is on the rally and he's doing this crazy comma rap and then there were these two white kids like college kids like awkwardly dancing to this music and then there's Doug mhof and then Tim wals and I'm like these are the whitest people like K is just surrounded by this circle of like white nerd and weird people and they're all like kind of trying to dance and it's like a really sad whereas Michelle Obama is just a much better speaker like Michelle Obama why didn't she run I don't know why she would have won she is in a landl when you watch her talk you goes she has political Talent it's raw it's amazing she can deliver she deliver she didn't want to she went with it through her husband [ __ ] [ __ ] doing that I think she's like [ __ ] this it's it's probably a shitty job F not only that you don't make as much money as you do being an exp president yeah I think if Trump didn't have the rallies he might not want to even do it because it probably sucks once you're in there but it's probably fun to be able to go on the road like he goes on the road like a commedian right and he's able to kind of you know I bet once you get in there and you realize oh this is how it all works and this is how many deals everybody has that are pre-existing and if I touch this this happens if I touch that that happens I bet it's probably not that fun well I bet it's probably fun well first of all Trump is almost 80 years old right he's been famous most of his life of his adult life and at this point in time you know he's not on The Apprentice anymore how's he get his jollies you know you got to he's performing when he goes out and he does those he kills kills he has bits he kills people love it yeah yeah he's say funny [ __ ] man and here's the thing it in Andrew svin who's a writer from the UK who's again not even he's he's a he's voting for kamla but he lives in America but he said the thing about Trump is like you can't say the rallies are not Democratic they're the most democratic thing it might be he goes it's America in its foulest Glory like like listen it might be crass and it might be certain parts of it might feel you know what vulgar or whatever but it is democratic to have people come out to speak directly to them and then have them vote for you that is in essence Democratic well you have the same thing on both sides right you have low information tribal voters right so you have lwi information tribal voters on the left who really do think Trump said there's very fine people on both sides and really do believe in the Russia hoax really do believe in all that stuff and then you have people on the other side that are like ready to [ __ ] shoot liberals that's right and they have their their signs their Trump signs electrocuted in their front yard make sure people don't steal them and yeah there's people that are off the rails tribally when you have a group and this is what I I try to just if you make a group and anybody could join that group it's going to be infiltrated by idiots right 100% of the time and then those people are going to do radical things in the name of your group and then you have the proud boys yes and then you have the extremes you have people that that that just drift towards the extremes and the whole premise of political life in America should be to keep people from drifting to those crazy extremes 100% and the more you meet people in the middle the less they're going to do that the more you reasonable instead of attacking people in this [ __ ] crazy way where we know it's not true I can't like I used to think Obama was the best president ever cuz Obama I think still to this day the best Statesman he was the best example that you could take this guy who is from a single family it's not like he didn't single mom he didn't grow up with great privilege obviously a brilliant guy obviously very smart great orator and hey we elected a black president maybe racial tensions can relax a little bit in this country realize anybody could rise based on the Merit of they can do and who they are and what they stand for I was like he's the best finally I felt really good about America when Obama was the president obviously I wasn't paying attention to politics back then because I didn't understand about he was one of the worst Presidents ever in terms of uh going after whistleblowers like that was a part of the hope and change website was that they were going to provide safety to whistleblowers that's not the case at all it was one of the worst no Obama was an extension in many ways of the national security policies of George W bush yeah which was a you know kind of zero tolerance policy for whistleblowers and it was a you know the government has proprietary information and you know if well there was two things that were passed during his administration that should terrify people one of them I I think ndaa was passed during his administration and the other one was the cia's ability to use propaganda right that the intelligence agencies are now legally allowed to lie and use propaganda and fake stories in the interest of National Security yeah the problem really is you're taking on when you take on this Behemoth this thing that we've built yeah it's very difficult to make inroads and I wish Trump luck I wish anyone luck that is trying to take this blob on this also unruly unelected unaccountable you don't know how to do job you've never done it before and they don't tell you how to do the job until you get in there the no one explains to you what the [ __ ] really goes on until you're behind the closed doors yeah that's why you got a guy like Putin he knows how to run Russia he's been running Russia for 25 [ __ ] years yeah this guy knows how to do that job he's really good at it like if you take a comic on the road with you and he's got to do an arena and he's only been doing comedy for 10 months you're like hey buddy well Putin's job is to just mediate conflicts between oligarchs which is what he does very well and I think that's that's what people miss understand about Russia I I've read a lot about Russia and poison Rivals he's really good he's go well who you know people get sick Joe I was still mad they all got Russian money they gave Tim p and all these people Russian money I've been defending Russia for free for two years on my show not a dollar what how did they get that money what is the actual story behind the Russian money I don't know but it was a it was a it was a front group that was I guess Russia was giving this group money and they were sponsoring these media entities that were I don't think they even knew I don't think the people knew right that they were getting Russian money but some of them might have been able to sniff it out I don't really know here's my question yeah isn't that a way that they could compromise you without compromising you sure just say you're connected to Russian money it doesn't matter what your opinion is like say if your opinion is counter to the narrative but they sponsor you yeah and they give you the money and then it leaks th% that could have been it it could have also been Russia doing it it could have been us doing it they could have killed naali we could have killed navali there was no reason for them to kill naali was in a siberian prison we had a very but he was an enemy of Putin right would he was in aison just want to get him whack no because navali was never widely popular in Russia this is a lie navali was a anti a very you know kind of you know anti-jewish like kind of really right-wing character and a lot of his early writings were about that then he took a trip to Germany and then came back incredibly Progressive and very enlightened talk about Western values so he met someone somewhere that said actually this is better and he came and said okay they like Tamp down the Jew stuff so then he goes back to Russia you know does all the things he he makes these documentaries that all the Putin oligarch friends have big houses can you imagine that people that are working with the government get really rich and have big houses this is crazy this is only in Russia so naldi does his whole thing and he shows all the corruption in Russia and then our good government people go look how corrupt Russia is Putin's cronies get all these big houses and Americans go oh my God so corrupt over there and then you know listen they try to poison I'm not defending and saying Putin's a a great guy but this idea that you know we like to look at other places and identify things that we are also doing here well that was one of the things that Trump said that people got very upset about we kill people here too yeah so I don't want to live in Russia and I don't think Russia is a better place to and I think that the childish admiration for Putin among some people on the right is a little silly because they wouldn't want to live there either and they wouldn't do a they wouldn't be good to do a podcast in Russia that being said why are we spending billions and billions of dollars to try to drain the Russian military over a land border with Ukraine we have zero and and the reason is Black Rock and all these companies are being promised a lot of land in the Ukraine they're being promised all you know Ukraine's a bread basket of Europe there's tons of agricultural land a lot of it has a ton of there's minerals yeah lindsy Graham I mean Jamie probably has that that quote where Lindsey Graham literally said the quiet part out loud where he said they've got all these minerals we can't let Putin get that money says Lindsey Graham we can't let Putin get that money and he says it he's my favorite and he says it and he's saying it out loud and and so a lot of people are just like listen and and the navali thing happened when we had a bill that was I think it was a $60 billion bill for the Russia Ukraine war that wasn't incredibly popular people were getting sick of it and then when naali died again I don't know who did it but when he died there was a renewed you see look how bad don't you see why we need this money look how terrible this person is so it would have been a weird time for Putin to kill him it wouldn't have made any sense right Putin's aware that we have a a a bill on deak there's something crazy about Putin killing him exactly at that time let me hear Lind Graham talk let me hear him talk Ukraine I am for Ukraine uh support we can't pull the plug on Ukraine let Putin get away with this we need to be all in with the goal of allowing Ukraine to evict the Russians pause for a second pause for a second tell me you couldn't picture that guy with a ball gag and like a Lea typ least what he but Jamie ther