We are live. Hi. >> What is up, you guys? >> Hola. >> So, this is how we do when we go on vacation. You know, we've got like uh we got about 40 minutes before we have to go to dinner. So, we're going to talk about this story. And as per usual, Gabrielle has no idea what story we're going to talk about, but we're going to talk about this Charlie Kirk thing that I read. And man, I forgot about this like this phase of the uh the whole Charlie Kirk murder, which was that the most emotional I felt about all of it was in the immediate aftermath. And part of it was obviously that he got killed, but the part that really pissed me off more than any other thing is how the left reacted to him, celebrated it. Yeah. >> And then villainized him. and uh hadn't seen a story like that that got under my skin in a while, but now >> a new one >> that absolutely that. Yep. What's up everybody? See you guys in the chat. >> Yeah. >> So, uh let me just show you what we're going to be looking at. Okay, so this is a story that says, "Unreal sixth grade students at a Kansas City public school were told they could not name Charlie Kirk as a role model for an assignment. The assignment was called find your voice in which the students were asked to identify their role models. When a student identified Charlie Kirk as a role model, the guidance counselor got very uncomfortable and refused to allow this name to be written on the board yelling that he was quote not a hero and that he was not a role model. Another kid said President Trump and this was also denied. Yet another student said Jesus and once again was denied. >> Wow. A lawsuit has been filed which claims other controversial role models were allowed, just not conservative or Christian ones. Get your kids out of public schools books. >> President of the United States was not allowed to be named as a hero. >> Yeah. Hey. And >> wow, >> Charlie Kirk. Like, I don't I This is the kind of thing I just I fundamentally don't understand how people feel comfortable running around telling school children that this guy's an evil guy that couldn't be a and and you've never watched him speak ever because it is impossible that anyone would watch him speak and then have that impression. It's just not possible. >> It's ridiculous. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, >> all of it. >> Yeah. My, you know, >> all of them, >> my hero is the current president of the United States because he blah blah blah. They're all president of the United States is your hero. Are you out of your mind? >> How dare you? >> What? Hey, what if he would have said, uh, Bill Clinton or Joe Biden, >> right? >> You know, they would have allowed that in two seconds. They just have ab they just have no self-awareness at all of their two-sided. >> It's Do you know what I mean? No, I it's it's crazy. Like Jesus is so crazy. >> Yeah. And honestly, what could the argument against Jesus be? >> Right. >> Like seriously, what could what possible re what what possible argument could you have that in a school assignment for kids asked who your role model is and they say Jesus, how could you possibly justify like any way of saying >> obviously the kid is Christian, >> right? So, like you have a Christian kid who says that the messiah of their religion is their hero and the teacher goes, "You're not allowed to have that hero. >> Can't be your hero, >> you demonic [ __ ] twisted bitch." That's insane, dude. >> I mean, the assignment is obviously speak about someone you admire, share why you admire them. It's like a writing assignment or a research assignment. [clears throat] >> Why would they possibly have any input on who it was? Granted, when I did my hero project, it was I was in what, fifth grade, and mine was Mariah Carey. But >> Oh, you went real >> Oh, yeah. Super deep. Really heavy. Yeah. >> Cuz she can hit that octave like this high. >> But still, like, how can you say no to anyone? >> Yeah. It's insane. Insane. I mean, like, I could I could maybe see it if they were like Adolf Hitler. You'd be like, you're that's your hero. They're all Yes. He unified a country. and uh you know, you're like, "Okay, >> I want to rethink that one." >> But that's my point is how do you connect Jesus, Charlie Kirk or President Trump to >> Yeah, >> unbelievable, dude. Uh real rain, thank you for the super chat. Says, "What the left doesn't realize is Charlie protected them from the far right." That's probably very accurate. And uh I mean I just have nothing I don't have anything in common with either extreme cuz I am so not a politically extreme person. It's just that the left there's so many more of them. It's completely integrated into the in into like you know society in a way like this this is basically equivalent from my perspective as if like the far right had a public school and some kid was all yeah um my hero is uh I don't know su like uh [ __ ] pick a black person. You know what I mean? Like pick a [ __ ] pick a [ __ ] black hero like Muhammad Ali. They're all no blacks. >> It's Yeah. That's >> it's like literally exactly the same. Man, >> it's [ __ ] insane. Um, and uh, thank you Six Lester. Hello, miss. >> I appreciate that. >> And, uh, Giov, what's up, man? What happened? Just got here. Love you both. Hey, rewind it. We just got done talking about it. But basically, a school uh, >> told told children that they were not allowed to have Charlie Kirk, Jesus, or President Trump as their hero. Yeah. Insane, dude. >> Uh, nurse for God, thank you very much for the super chat. very generous. You are a You are awesome. Thank you for everything you do. >> Appreciate that. >> Appreciate you very much. >> Our nurses are literal angels. >> Yes. Shy Town. Go Bears. Let's go. Jazelle's boyfriend is a massive Bears fan. So, we get to hear about the Bears often >> all day. Every day right now. >> Yeah. But seriously, like this this [ __ ] story, dude, is like there was Dude, there was something else. Um Oops. >> Is this like today or No, >> this is from this is the 16th. So, a couple days ago. >> Oh, I got Dude, I know another story I want to talk about. I told Gabrielle about this. >> What? >> About Diddy. I I want to do an entire video on this and I will. >> Oh, >> but today it was revealed and verified. Okay. Like revealed and verified that Diddy has a micro penis. Like legit. like not like a not like uh you know you're making you know oh maybe like not so big like he has like a condition like a [ __ ] micropinius condition >> and the way that we know that that's true is because DJ Vlad didn't I know it's it explains everything dude >> it does >> his entire life is a reaction to that dude >> it does >> so he uh >> so Diddy's uh the reason that we know is that DJ Vlad had this guy on who was one of the escorts that did freakoffs he did a freakoff with or did freak offs with uh 50 Cents Baby's And it was that time. So apparently Diddy mistook his phone for Diddy's own phone. And so he videotaped this whole entire thing on his phone by accident. And so the guy kept it obviously and he showed it to DJ Vlad. Like so DJ Vlad seen the video and he said that like you know that's just they're doing whatever. And then Diddy comes walking into the frame completely top to bottom oiled up. He's and he's like he's all dude I was not prepared. He's like Diddy's covered in oil himself. I thought they were getting oiled up. I didn't know. Did he oil himself up? And he's like, the guy had told me that like, you know, he's not very well endowed. He's all I was not prepared, man. He's like, he's he he said three inches and I'm saying like tops three inches. >> So sad. >> No, it's not. It's exactly what >> it explains. It's like so much. >> It's It explains everything, dude. Like every single part of his personality that you would identify is a re is a reaction to that. It's like the the most deep-seated insecurity you could possibly have as a man. And then like and everything. He's just lashing out at everyone if they question him or whatever. And underneath all of it, he's like, "IT'S NOT THAT SMALL. IT'S NOT THAT [ __ ] SMALL, MAN." >> You know what I mean? >> That comment right there about JLo. >> Uh, >> Cave Light. Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> I mean, >> no. No, but she did. >> She did. >> Like, this is not like This is not even There's no way DJ Vlad would [ __ ] make that up. He said that he saw the whole video. Like it's like Yeah. How [ __ ] It's gross, dude. See, look. This exactly look Diddy has a micro penis and somehow was able to date JLo and I uh get sunburned easily and I pulled this hot ass girl. >> Uh but yeah, dude. The >> Wait, didn't wasn't uh wasn't Epstein also a tiny dude? Yeah, his was >> it would track. I mean, I saw in that deposition they asked him that question. I've seen that deposition where they're all, "Is it true that your dick is shaped like an egg?" >> Wait, stop. No, >> that's what they said. No, I swear. But >> why would that be relevant in any sort of case? >> Because they're being uh they're being, I don't know, argumentative and trying to like probably get a reaction out of them. And also, >> think about this, dude. The uh Oh, Papa Bell, thank you. Uh thank you for the teachers all indoctrinated by college by design. 100%. the uh but like [clears throat] the guy who's doing the deposition, asking the questions is representing hundreds of of victims in that case. That was the Florida case, I'm pretty sure. And so to him, he hates this [ __ ] Like he's listened to all of their stories and he's just like, "You [ __ ] scumbag." Hey, is it true that your dick is say shaped like a [ __ ] egg, you creep? You know what's really crazy about that is he asked Epstein that and I watched Epstein just do like >> he didn't react. He had not even a [ __ ] shred of embarrassment. Nothing. Like he literally just like >> it was >> so >> scary and impressive. I have no idea. But if it's I mean that's what I'm saying. Even if it's not true. >> Yeah. >> He had no reaction to it where like you he could you couldn't rattle him >> with that in either direction. didn't get mad, didn't get defensive, didn't whatever. He just literally, it was as if he asked him what color the sky was, dude. >> Weird. >> Or all this talk about Epstein being this dumbbell who somehow whatever. It's like, or the guy's a [ __ ] genius >> and the living incarnation as [ __ ] of Satan, you know. >> Um, >> Jacquine, thank you very much. >> Appreciate you. And then, uh, Victor Marie, uh, thank you for the super chat. Did you guys hear about the cease and desist letter from Wolves and Finance? It's crazy. Yeah, I did. >> That's it. >> That's what I was telling you about the TPUSA. Uh, thank you very much. Yeah. Sent cease and desist to Wolves in Finance. >> Who's Wolves in Finance? >> He's a channel that uh >> he does all kinds of stuff, dude. But like a lot of times he is a certified accountant and so he originally had looked into TPUSA's financials and ask some questions and whatever. So, uh, >> but what was the like what was he saying about them? Like what was the season? >> Well, what so I just found that out. So what the seasoned desist was for apparently is he had said that Charlie Kirk had like sent out a letter to TB USA saying that he wanted an internal audit >> which was apparently not accurate. It was like an like that he actually said like an effort which is not good because guess what? You want to know who else said the [ __ ] that he said the thing about the audit? Your boy about 150,000 times. But uh yeah, I mean, so >> but what's the cease and desist for? >> That's what I'm saying. I heard that it was actually here, let's actually just watch the video real quick. >> Let's do that. >> Let's go ahead and do exactly that because I >> when you ask for a cease and desist, like to me that's admitting one of two things. Like one, you're doing damage. >> Here it is. >> Or two, >> oh no, that's dangerous. >> There's some kind of truth that you're trying to >> hide. Well, and what's crazy is like think about what people have been saying about them publicly. And like I've said this every time I've ever brought it up. I have had never been even a little bit like suspicious that they would have been involved in killing Charlie. That's why I've always said I'm like, "Dude, if they're involved, that means Charlie juke this thing. There's no way that these guys would conspire to murder him." Is what I said almost every single time unless some crazy [ __ ] happens. And I'm like, I mean, look, this is like, but uh but think about how many people have made that actual accusation and they don't sue them, but then when uh Wolves and Finance starts looking at the money and they're like, "Hey, >> yeah, knock it off." >> Yeah, PayPal. >> Okay, here it is. So, let's share this one and add this to All right. >> This week, I received a letter from Turning Point titled Demand to Cease and Desist defamatory comments. This is Tim. >> This is the first step when someone sues you for defamation. I know there are a lot of people out there making videos about turning point. So, you should pay attention to this. They have started sending out cease and desist letters and for some reason they've decided to start with me. Apparently, they cannot handle the criticism from my teeny tiny YouTube channel. This letter is showing the world the type of organization Turning Point has become under Erica Kirk. They want to send legal letters to small YouTube creators. So, we're going to go through this letter. And by the way, if any of you know a good lawyer in Arizona that handles defamation cases, have them send me an email through my website because I'm looking for a lawyer. >> Yeah. Or you could just stop [ __ ] saying whatever's in the [laughter] like you know it's like or there is another option which is look at what they said don't talk about it and then don't talk about it you know >> because I always say that like I I don't give a [ __ ] like I don't like especially about [ __ ] TPUSA what they're doing with their finances. I don't give a [ __ ] what they're doing at all. Zero. Like if that No, what we're talking about is they're like, you know, each of them have their own corporations and they're hiring themselves essentially to do a service that they actually do. >> Everyone does. >> Well, I mean, >> I mean, smart, >> but it's a it's a nonprofit and they're making a lot of [ __ ] dough doing it. But that's what I've always said. It's exactly what I would do. >> Every single major nonprofit does that. >> It's exactly what I would do. >> 100%. >> But like and so I don't actually care. So if they were like I >> especially if it's legit, right? >> That's what I'm saying. If they're Yeah. If they're just robbing it, like that's different. But they're they are well in one case which I will certainly not say like because I don't even know if I have a season to assist sitting at home. >> But uh there's one that appears like it might be some kind of uh commission uh for fundraising. >> Okay, >> that and I actually don't even know what the legality of that is. But either way, I don't give a [ __ ] about that either. I don't care. So, like I've been looking at it like, "Oh, well, the audience is interested in TV USA. People like it, then YouTube's pumping it. Like, I'll do the videos, but like I'm not going to get all [ __ ] high and mighty about what they're doing." That's why in every video I'm like, "This is exactly what I would do." So, like, I just want to be clear. I'm not doing this because I have some ethical problem with it because that would be fraudulent if I pretended. >> It's the way the system is like laid out. >> It's literally how everyone does everything. >> Yeah. >> And so would everybody else. Everybody who's acting like indignant about it, they're all unbelievable. It's like, dude, listen. This is human nature, okay? If you end up in that position and you guys are sending out millions of dollars at a certain point, it's going to dawn on you like, >> how >> this is just some [ __ ] guy. Yeah. >> This is just some guy that's doing social media work. Like, couldn't we do that? And then we hire ourselves. Every [ __ ] person's going to get there. >> Yes. >> You know, >> um just a girl, thank you very much. >> Thank you. >> And uh gonna get sued for dickamation. >> Well, I certainly hope not. >> Well played. Uh, Jacqueline, thank you again. Guys, have an in have an incredible vacation. I'm emailing you some wild info on Erica midweek. I want you guys to have fun. And my son and I uh have to get over the flu. Oh man. >> Feel better. >> Yeah, I will definitely look for that and feel better. One of our uh family members got sick. >> Oh my goodness. While our children are in the ocean right now. >> No, they're not. >> Pops just by it comes. >> They're in the ocean. No [ __ ] way. No [ __ ] way. Is that real? >> Uhhuh. >> What a [ __ ] idiot, dude. >> Here, look at Gabrielle because we're live streaming pretending that she's not upset right now. Gabrielle, how do you feel about that? >> Oh, I'm saying tell her to get her ass up here right now. >> Yeah, our do we have a We have like a dinner at a nice restaurant in 45 minutes. Jazelle got super like she got like wore her best dress and they just sent us a picture of her [ __ ] in the ocean in the dress. What a [ __ ] What is she doing, dude? >> Oh, she's in huge trouble. >> [ __ ] numb skull, dude. >> We've been having some bad kid behavior while we've been here. Our kids, dude, I mean, I should go without saying like our kids don't get away with very much. Oh, no. know, but uh this morning my middle kid wakes me up and she's like, "Daddy, like first of all, they know [ __ ] better than to wake us up on vacation. Are you out of your [ __ ] mind?" >> Especially when they're old enough to like know how to get room service for themselves. They can even go to the buffet. Jazelle's 13. She can take them to the buffet. Don't wake us up for food. >> Don't [ __ ] wake us up >> at an all- inclusive. They're Don't wake us up for food. >> Don't wake us up, period. You know, and uh nurse forgot. Thank you again. That's very generous. Thank you so much. But so she wakes me up and I looked at her probably with bloodshot eyes just like the >> why. >> Yeah. And she's like, "Jazelle won't take us down to the buffet and I'm hungry." And I was like, "Are you out of your [ __ ] mind waking me up for that?" I'm like, "Order room service." And she starts crying. So, and I was like, "I don't care, dude. Order room service." And then I'm like, "And get us this." So, I I'm like, "Hold on." And then get us this. So, I wrote down what I wanted them to order for Gabriel and I go back to sleep. We wake up about an hour and a half later or 2 hours later, whatever. >> Uhhuh. >> And I told her, I'm like, "Hey, G." I'm like, "They we have breakfast waiting for us cuz I gave them the order." We go out, there's no [ __ ] food. And we're like >> I'm like, "Where's the food?" And just I was like, "Uh, Genevieve made me take them down to the buffet cuz you said to take them down to the buffet." I'm like, "Wait, wait, go over that one more time." She's like, "She said that you told her to tell me that I had to take them down to the buffet." I'm like, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me?" Mhm. >> I literally told her the exact opposite. I told her, "You're not allowed to take her down to the buffet." And she started crying, so she can't [ __ ] pretend that she didn't understand what I said. Anyway, >> they're going to come flying in here like a hurricane >> right now, dude. Right now, they are. Um, okay. So, let's continue this though. >> [music] >> Gabrielle, I'll let you take this one. >> What? Oh, >> cussing at your kids. Great parenting. >> That's fine. >> And I'm telling a story. I'm not talking to my children. >> Exactly. [laughter] >> Like hypothetically, if I did say that, it wouldn't matter. But if I was not like telling a [ __ ] story. >> Yes. Recounting a story. Mad swear words. >> Yeah. Not necessarily the same. Although I would say, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?" For sure. I would say that to my children. And I guarantee no one would question whether or not we're good parents. They're good. They know that swear words are something that adults are allowed to say. And they are not. Which is a good message to, you know, tell your kids. Listen, parents, we can say what we do whatever we want. Okay? And when you're a grown-up and you have gotten good enough grades where you built a life for yourself, where you can pay for your own [ __ ] you could swear all the [ __ ] time. Do whatever you want. >> Yes, I am >> right now. >> Right this second. Don't show them both your hands. >> Doing it. >> Yeah. Don't show them your hands, dude. Uh, okay. Hang on. Let me see this. Boom. >> Turning Point states in the letter, Turning Point entities are not looking for litigation. Someone said uh soap in the mouth as a punishment. And that was that was mine when I was little. If we said bad words like uh Juliet Maddiey's mom, she would wash her mouth. That was soap. >> Ethan, thank you much. Thank you for the super chat, good sir. We will definitely do that. >> Thank you. >> That is going to go straight in the pocket of one of our servers and they will be very happy about it. You're the man, dude. Thank you. Um [snorts] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, >> whoa. Dude, >> thank you. >> Don't you ever compliment how she looks. I'm just kidding. Thank you. >> I love how people have to like preface it >> because that's what you do. >> Do you? >> Yeah, dude. You're just like, "Hey, look." >> Why would it be just >> What's up, Nate? Look at [ __ ] Nate. >> Hey, >> what's up, dude? >> Hope you reach uh your reach fun on your vacation instead of coming [clears throat] to Vegas with us. I know, dude. >> I know, Gabrielle. Dude, Gabrielle could testify. I came in and I was like, >> "Dan is gonna take me to [ __ ] Shot Show. Nate and Dan, >> excited. Are we doing anything?" January 19th or whatever it was. >> Yeah. Like they're both nominated for this for most influential gun tubers. And she's like, "We're going to be in Cabo." Oh my. I had just spent like [ __ ] 10 minutes a little >> in the group chat. I was like, "Oh my god, all of us are gonna be in [ __ ] Vegas together ripping around the casinos." I was so sad. >> It was. But, uh, you know, it is what it Oh, >> they're here. >> Those are children for sure. Um, but damn, dude, that is going to be so fun, Nate. And, uh, I am I am going to [ __ ] Shot Show next year for 100% sure. That's our That's our [ __ ] Those are our people. And Gabrielle, you're coming, too. >> Okay. >> That's gonna That's our That's our scene for sure. Um, she says, "Uh, Gabby, I love how Jesse speaks of you on other streams." >> He's a good one. >> She's a good girl. Um, True Blue Scorpion 24. Thank you for the super chat. Uh, legit member now, Jesse. Have fun in Mexico. Gabrielle, you're a stunner. Thank you. >> Add a fire to your title from Australia and say, "Thank you so much. You're the best." What's up, Shotgun Yoda? >> I have to see the damage over there. Oh, are they in there? Yeah. Go ahead. Go check. >> All right. I'll be back. >> And then Gabrielle can come and uh talk to us about what actually uh Dude, >> the hell is she doing? [ __ ] jumping in the ocean in her bed. So stupid. Uh Sandy, thank you very much. Oh, and the scorpion thing reminded me. So we uh let's combine Univers's Daddy Wells and Gabby Pod. I [ __ ] tried. Gabrielle was uh Gab Gabby yelled at me that night because I was like, "Come up, Gabrielle. Gabrielle, come up." And uh she had had to drive the kids like eight different places and then she was so she was cooking them dinner. I did not have eyeballs on her so I didn't realize how aggravated she was. So I like asked her, I'm like, "Gab, come up." AND SHE NO, I WAS LIKE, "That's out of character. What the [ __ ] is going on?" >> [snorts] >> But uh yeah, she Eric Wait, Erica Kirk is sending these out to everyone. Uh Dee got a podcast. Just was served one. Oh [ __ ] Well, I guess I'm gonna probably be looking at one too. Although I'm in Mexico, so you know. Hey, you have been served. >> No, I haven't. I'm in Mexico. I'm in Mexico. Di got a podcast. At least he says he did, you Wow. >> Um, I mean, it's a it's like a it's a good story either way, you know, like Wolves in Finance would not be making that up, but other other people and like I'm not saying he like De got I actually don't really watch I don't watch anyone's [ __ ] This is not like >> just his own. >> It's true. But, uh, my guess is that other creators who are smart will be like, I got one, too. And listen, they said I am the most >> damn. Well, no. De got he has a big podcast for sure. But uh >> but I'm saying the others. It's like a way to get some clout for yourself. >> Uh others. >> What are you reading? >> It says, "Hey, real just empire. As a married man, edit out the first two minutes of the live for Gabby, please." And thank What What did we do in the first? Oh. [snorts] >> Um >> a thank you. >> Yeah. I don't know if that's a thank you. I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah, DD got a podcast. He's Yeah, there's a lot there's a few that have blown up um in the past few months. Like that is exactly right, dude. Sued by Erica Kirk is high praise. They're like we need to shut this voice down. I get if if Dei got a podcast got one for sure I got one because I talked about the money. But in fairness, I only reacted to other people's content. And if you actually go watch it, in every statement I meant I made, I was like, if this is true, it's not a statement of fact. You know, it just is. >> But that's because I am a paranoid psycho who just assumes that every person on earth is going to see every one of my videos and they're all going to want to sue me or ruin my life. You know, it's basically how I operate all the time. >> It's a good way to operate. >> Yeah. And Wolson finance guy is really uh intelligent. Yeah. That's what I said. I said one time like here, watch this guy on camera. >> Hang on, I'll show you. >> Just to make the point that I'm about to make >> influence. I don't know how much money they think they're going to get from suing me. All I have is the truth. And I'm not going to stop speaking the truth because Erica Kirk doesn't like it. The one good thing about a lawsuit is that everything will be out in the open and Turning Point will quickly find out that I have nothing to hide. The letter came from a lawyer. Uh, also >> also if it ends up being about finances, do you think that TPUSA wants to roll the dice to see if they accidentally sued someone with money who might be able to hire an attorney and then use the lawsuit to go through discovery and see if they actually said anything that's incorrect and then they would have to open their books and all of that stuff. Something tells me that they will file lawsuits against people who do not actually have money and that would be a good deterrent for us because I know how to do discovery and we can afford a lawyer. So don't sue me. But I will not I won't talk about whatever you ask, you know, like >> just ask. >> Just Yeah, >> just saying. Please don't ask. >> I always say it all the satanic demonic people, it's like, dude, if you see my channel, you don't like it, just like email me. Like stop talking. I'm good. I didn't know you guys saw that, >> you know. But uh anyway, but the thing about uh Wolves of Finance I was saying is I was doing a bit uh about I'm like just imagine that guy came knocking at your door and he's like oh yeah I just want to let you know that you um you know I'm going to audit your books and you start talking to him and you think you're going to like juke it and you just be looking at it no matter yeah there's no >> I think he's catching all of it. >> There's also you're not going to be able to bribe like you offer him a bribe kind of under the table and you could just see his face. He's all >> noted. [clears throat] Uh, real Mikey, thank you for the super chat, dude. Déja vu, been with this badass channel since you were in Mexico when Trump got shot. Yeah, bro. Uh, you're killing it with numbers now. Deserve it. Thank you so much, dude. That was July. Yeah, that was July of last 24. >> July of 24. That was wild. >> That was crazy. >> That was [ __ ] wild. Can you imagine if I mean >> popped [clears throat] them out? Hold on. Let's see what they want. >> Don't be gay. Don't tell me to deny my nature, dude. >> Hello. >> I am gay as [ __ ] That's just a fact. Um, at least I'm not being remote viewed every night. They can do that. Remote viewers can do that. Can you imagine, dude? Like remote viewing, you're just like, I want to watch Sydney Sweeney right now. That's nice. [clears throat] Uh, hang on. Let me see something. Someone emailed me something and I wanted to look that up and uh, someone someone emailed me right before this and they were like, "Nick, something about Nick got married." And I was like, "Nick who?" I don't know if they responded yet because I don't know who they're talking about. Does anybody know who they're talking about? Like what? He said, "Uh, is it weird that Nick got married to that gal?" But I have no idea who he's talking about. [snorts] >> So, if anybody has any insight on that, I would appreciate it. What are you doing, babe? Ah. Uh, thank you. It's a Look at It's a It's a whole pants. Look it. >> It's a matching It's a matching set. Oops. Gabrielle, I'm doing a I'm doing a fashion show. >> Yeah. Look at that. >> Wow. >> It's a whole thing, dude. I only get to wear these in Mexico. The the the matching top and bottom, which is very fun. >> All right. Um, we are in Cabo. Cabo, not Cancun. >> Coupe got married this weekend. Yeah, but I don't This couldn't been Why? There's no reason why anybody would be all, "Oh, hey, is it weird that Coupe married this girl?" You know what I mean? I don't know. Uh, Jesse looking like the CEO of Cotton Candy. Uh, yeah. Listen, dude. I promise you don't need you don't need to throw a JK on that dude. Listen, I am impossible. I am impossible to get but like to make me get butt hurt making fun of me. I will laugh every single time. I promise. Also, yeah. See, it's gay as [ __ ] But you can't deny that I look good and gay. Gay and good. But uh like they always make fun of me here because every you know you drink like all the drinks are included and I like like you know most dudes are all give me a [ __ ] give me [ __ ] a beer or like a whiskey and I'm like give me a pinina colada with a bunch of pink syrup in it and they're like all right you gay ass [ __ ] And I'm like that's right dude that's right. I always get this [ __ ] sweet ass drinks. Uh [snorts] Dee, thank you for the sub. Hi guys. Uh so happy to see you having fun. Get a tan for me. I can't. I'm just kidding. [laughter] I actually can get tan, but I like to also spray it on. You know, only gay if you make eye contact with the socks off. That's true. Uh I was reading the comments though on that DJ Vlad video is so funny. They're like, "DJ Vlad seems awful interested in Diddy's penis." And it's like, I mean, that is a really [ __ ] fascinating story because like you're looking at this demonic lunatic who and actually that is actually a the plot um like that concept is in that movie Bedazzled, you know, when uh Elizabeth Hurley is the de is the devil and she the guy gets like seven wishes or whatever. >> Bedazzled. >> Yeah. And then every time that he every time he, you know, gets his wish, like it there's something super [ __ ] up about it, you know, where like the first he's I want to be powerful and wealthy and whatever. And then he ends up being like a [ __ ] in the cartel and then he's like, I want to be a famous, you know, whatever. And he's a basketball player that's seven foot, but then he looks he's got a [ __ ] micro dick and he's like, oh my god. Honestly, dude, I in all seriousness, if I would like, let's say that I was about to step into like a simulation where it was like, "All right, choose your life." If it's like, "Yeah, you can be a billionaire, but you have a micro penis." I'd be like, "What's the [ __ ] point of being a billionaire?" You know what I mean? Like, it it kills everything, dude. >> It wouldn't be ideal. People are just like like I mean go like human beings are are actually just like you know peacocks are all check out my [ __ ] feathers ladies. Humans are not that much different. They're just like yo [ __ ] check out my yacht. Hey it's like cuz I'm trying to [ __ ] dude. And they're like well you have a micro penis so it just takes all the fun out of life. Um >> what you do to my chair >> crisis cast thank you for the super chat good sir. How uh how about you man your little prove to us how tall you are. >> Gabrielle, how tall am I? >> 510 [singing] something. 10. Yeah. >> Um I'm not going to make fun of you about your spelling because my whenever I do super chats, it always [ __ ] does that to me. I don't know why it does that, dude. I don't know why it does that. Just don't call him a fed. Yeah. I don't know. It's super weird. like when and when I'm type if I voice dictate it, it seems to work, but if I'm typing on my phone when I do super chats, it [ __ ] up the spelling every single time. It's really weird. It's I It's a really weird bug. >> Maybe it's laggy or something. >> Um, who's more gay, Adam22 or DJ Vlad? I don't know. But it's really funny because in the middle of the uh in the middle of that DJ Vlad video, he's like he's all listen he's all out of the hundreds of girls that I've smashed. I never once thought to myself, you know what would be cool is to have another guy come in here and bang her out. You're all oh the hundreds, DJ Vlad. Damn. Look at this 50year-old man flexing how many [ __ ] he'd be smashing. You know what I mean? Uh >> so impressive. >> Yeah. Wow. Uh, but who's more gay? >> I don't know who I >> I don't even know. Well, Adam 22 is a another podcaster with no jumper and he's he's married to a >> cuz he's white and he interviews all these black dudes. So, it's like he's like, you know, white men can't jump, you know, it's like a play on that. >> It's clever. >> So, he uh he's married to a porn star named Lennis something or other. And uh >> Yeah, but I mean like at you know he He's [ __ ] all of her friends, you know, like they like, you know, because she has all she's friends with like all these other porn star chicks and he bangs them out. >> A great relationship, >> but then for a publicity stunt, they they had her it's like she's going to do her first guy girl scene and he and like he acted like he was all bent out of shape about it. It was actually brilliant [ __ ] marketing because it's like they're swinging. Like they're they're [ __ ] swingers. And so he went around like, you know, I just had to do it whatever and they built all this [ __ ] hype up and then, you know, they sold it and I would imagine made a lot of money. >> But here's the thing. I saw the video and I didn't [ __ ] pay for it. So I would imagine a lot of people probably did that because who the hell's going to pay to watch that? It's like I'm I'm curious enough to watch to watch it. I'm not curious enough to [ __ ] pay for it. >> A lot of people, I'm sure, paid for it, >> I would imagine. So because they're not uh hey, they're not savvy enough to just go on a porn site and then search it, you It's really, really tough. Gay cotton candy forever. Here you go, girl. Keep slaying. Keep sparkling. Have your Wait, have the most irresponsibly fun vacation possible. Thank you very much. >> Trying, >> dude. That's what it was. I was trying to talk I was talking to my dad and my brother today about the Cash Patel and the Girlfriend podcast and I was trying to remember exactly what they said in that one line that was the dumbest [ __ ] ever where he saw me and my girlfriend are just shining, living our best life, you know, and I >> haters hate. Yeah. Yeah. And like I just I couldn't even do it justice. I'm like I know what they said is way gayer than what I am saying, but I can't remember exactly what it was. It is so [ __ ] me and my girlfriend are like just killing it out here running life and these haters are just like, you know, they're just jealous. You're the director of the FBI, dude. Why are you in a podcast with your [ __ ] girlfriend? >> Most absurd thing. >> It's the most ludicrous thing ever. >> Ever. >> Ever. James co like James Comey goes out there and he's just all well me and my girlfriend are just thriving while all the haters hate or like Robert Mueller >> haters gonna hate >> Robert I I talked to people who were in the FBI when he was there who interacted with him they said Robert Mueller is the most terrifying [ __ ] dude in the history of the world he looks like he would be a terrifying boss >> agreed >> if that gayness gets Gabrielle type sign me up that's what I'm saying dude listen [laughter] >> work like a charm >> yeah I am I'm not like Gabrielle's type doesn't have type >> because she didn't have a dad. >> No dad like people's t type is their dad usually. >> Yeah, that's fair. >> Yeah. So, Gabrielle is kind of all over the place. And then like uh >> Yeah. >> She never envisioned herself being with someone who's absolutely sleeved up with tattoos or wearing [ __ ] matching. >> To be fair, none of this happened except for the matching outfit. You definitely had matching velour suits. >> Oh, yeah. When I met you, >> my clothes have not changed at all. >> No. >> But yeah. I know. I Well, I had tattoos though. >> I had >> Oh, I wasn't sleep. >> Nearly as many. >> I mean, we've been together for a hundred [ __ ] years. >> I know. >> But yeah, I This was done. This was done. This was done. I had This was done. I had a ton of [ __ ] before. >> No, you had like >> Yeah. Tattoos. I did. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't like sleeve. >> Yeah. >> I started >> I'm not like against tattoos. I mean, >> I know. I started sleing up in 2013. 2014 2013 2014. Yeah. because I was certain that Major League Fantasy was going to make it >> back to the traditional 9 to5 >> that and also I was certain that the TV show was going to happen and whatever and I'm like okay I need to be like because I was visualizing exactly what like >> that was the hand tattoo that was like the big one. >> No, that was after I did all my sleeves. >> Yeah. No, but that was the hand where you're like I couldn't even cover it with a >> Yeah, >> like a dress. >> I'm never going back to [ __ ] corporate. So, when I went had to go back to corporate, that was a [ __ ] rough couple years. >> But, uh, >> you do what you got to do for your family, though. >> Yeah, that's exactly right. I went from I would never do this again to [ __ ] waking up at 4 in the morning every single day. That's >> rough. >> Taking the train into San Francisco to work a job that I would have had 12 uh 10 years previous if I would have gone straight into that industry because I had no options whatsoever in order to make enough money that I could like provide a life. But that's when Gabrielle started her career and then uh 20 two years later I started doing content and now we deep dick the world and I am no longer wanting to blow my brains out every day like I did then. >> Not actually boy. >> No. >> Um >> Brian, >> thank you. >> Thank you, dude. Um what else we got? Prove you're 510. Stop lying. >> How do you prove that? If I'm 510, you'll send me $100. Do I look like I need a $100, dude? >> Quick, trying to measure. >> Oh my god. A hundred [ __ ] dollars. I tipped some dude $100 today, dude. [ __ ] you. >> Why do you care so much? >> Me? >> No, him. >> Oh, I don't know there. Do [laughter] you remember? I >> So weird. >> I showed you that there was that picture that like where I was with Jeff and uh I was with Okay, so I was with Jeff Gum at the Bitcoin conference. Yeah, >> Jeff's like 62, 61, 62, I don't know. They took a picture of me with Jeff >> and then Jeff with Jake Paul. They did with Jake. Yeah. Because Jeff is buddies with Jake Paul. So they took a picture of Jake Paul and Jeff and they're like see and Jake Paul 6'2. This guy's 6'2. Here's Jesse. Jesse's 656. I was like >> flattering that people are so concerned. >> I was further away from the camera than him. Like the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> Oh here I'll tell you what. I can prove it though actually just for fun. Hang on. >> Oh my gosh. Um, >> and he indulges. >> He's He paid us, dude. If they pay >> um, hang on. Let me send this in the chat. There we go. >> What are we doing? >> I'm going to put this link in the chat to Heavy Duty Country's video. >> Okay. >> Because it's like I mean they can see >> Oh, this is your height. >> Yeah, there you go. I'm in uh check it out. >> Yeah, go check it out, dude. >> You know, I'm with Heavy Duty Country. And if you think he's short, he's [ __ ] not. That dude is a goddamn giant. So, you can use me uh you know, compared to him for uh >> perfect >> answering all those questions. But you can send me that $100 anyway, though. 510. I'll send you $100. [gasps] >> Oh, man. That's hilarious, dude. Um, >> right. >> We are the happiest relationship you've ever se Yeah, probably. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to say no one else is happy as us, but um, >> we got a good thing. >> We got a good thing for sure. >> Um, what is for dinner? We're going to the Mexican thing. >> Yeah, >> the Mexican thing. >> The Mexican thing. I actually don't know how tall uh, Heavy Duty Country is, but him and uh, him and Nate are like similar size. >> Are they tall? Heavy Duty Country 659. No, he is [ __ ] not. Yeah, they're [ __ ] huge. >> His name's Heavy Duty Country. I mean, >> I don't know. >> He's enormous, dude. >> He's a [ __ ] big boy, dude. Um Yeah, he's a giant Texan. >> Mhm. >> But uh and Nate said he's 6'4. Yeah. Yeah. So, they're like the same size like because I've seen a picture of Nate. I haven't hung out with Nate in person, but uh I saw a picture of him and Dan together and they're like same height. Looks like um who would have thought Jesse's going to eat Mexican food in Mexico. >> I know. It's crazy. >> What's funny though is like it's actually uh you have the option of basically every kind of food here, but we just happen to be doing the Mexican restaurant tonight. What's it What did he say? Um >> Pops wants to talk before dinner. >> About what? Hang on. Apparently the children were being unsafe. >> What? >> We'll talk to him >> or them. >> Hold on. >> Is he not >> I mean, he's being overreacting, but we'll >> we'll have a combo. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Anywh who um All right, we're going to beat the street. Oh, wait. One more. Uh, why has no one investigated Hunter goes like rehearsing his reaction to Charlie right before Charlie got there? Videos on X. Hunter works for Destiny. Destiny a gamer. Fury Lance is a Yeah, I know. >> I have looked into this. I I am the one person who's done like a million videos on that exact topic. Just search my name and and any of those guys and you'll find it. Uh, [snorts] real Mikey, thank you for the super chat. Appreciate the live, but go enjoy your vacay with your queen. Kick us to the No, dude. We love doing this. >> No, this is fun for us. We love it, dude. We It's like, "Oh, we got uh we got half an hour to kill or 45 minutes to kill. Let's go live. >> Let's go talk to our friends." >> Yeah. And uh freaking awesome. Gifted five memberships. You're >> generous >> the man. Dude, we got to set that up on uh on our channel, but then we would have to create members only content, which >> it's a whole other thing. >> Yeah. >> Anyway, >> which will happen. Oh, yeah. This is Are these Is this on both our channels? >> Yeah. Uh yes. >> Oh, if you're not Nate said he's bigger than you. >> Subscribe to Play with Matches >> live. He said I could Oh, he said I could ball him up into a pretzel. That all he's saying is that I'm better at jiu-jitsu. >> Like, that doesn't mean, you know, listen, that's a He's [ __ ] huge. Like, I don't care what jiu-jitsu you have, those [ __ ] guys are are going to be really [ __ ] hard to deal with. Really hard. Um anyway, all right, I got to jump. And so does Gabrielle because we got to go eat dinner and we have to go scold our daughters over things. You guys are the best. Love you guys. And peace.
