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Rob Schneider Shares Donald Trump Stories: From Tonight Show Jokes to Miss Universe Judging and Why Trump Loves America
Rob Schneider recounts his encounters with Donald Trump, from an awkward joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno that didn't land well to judging the Miss Universe pageant. Schneider defends Trump's love for America and discusses the 2020 election controversies, Hollywood's reaction to stock market volatility, and why Disney's woke agenda is failing. He also reflects on making comedy in an era of oversensitivity and shares insights from John Cleese about who should decide what's acceptable entertainment.
The Tonight Show Incident with Donald Trump and Jay Leno
Rob Schneider recalls appearing on The Tonight Show with both Donald Trump and Jay Leno. Before the show, Leno approached Schneider in his dressing room asking if he had any Trump jokes. Despite Schneider's hesitation, knowing the joke would be offensive, Leno pressured him to tell it on air. With 45 seconds on the clock, Leno set him up by asking what Schneider had mentioned backstage about Trump.
The joke? "The difference between me and Donald Trump is, when I got started, my daddy didn't give me $40 million." President Trump's reaction was immediate and unequivocal: "That's not true. That's not true. You're a liar. You're lying. That's not true." Schneider apologized, explaining that he was put on the spot and would "go for a laugh." The joke didn't even get a good laugh, making the awkward moment even worse.
Judging Miss Universe and Trump's Patriotism
Schneider later encountered Trump while judging the Miss USA pageant, which Trump owned at the time. Going through a personal rough patch after a romantic split, Schneider's publicist convinced him to attend. He found himself backstage when Trump appeared, and this is where Schneider's perspective on Trump crystallized.
"Donald Trump loves America more than any president in my lifetime," Schneider declares. He points to Trump's desire for Miss USA to win Miss Universe as evidence of this patriotism. Trump told the judges to vote for Miss Texas because "she's got the biggest chance," but the judges voted against Trump's preference for a brunette contestant who was close to completing medical school and needed the prize money for her final year.
When Schneider later reminded Trump about their Tonight Show encounter, Trump's response was characteristically blunt: "I hate you. No, seriously. I hate you now. I hate you." Despite this exchange, Schneider says Trump has been very nice to him and knows he's a supporter.
The 2020 Election and Missing Votes
Schneider doesn't hold back on election fraud claims: "If you wouldn't have cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat. It was 11 million votes." He references the question many Republicans asked during the Kamala Harris campaign: "What happened to those 11 million votes we had last time?" Schneider believes Democrats made a strategic error by not dealing with Trump earlier, suggesting "God works in mysterious ways and God works with people that you would never, you know, you wouldn't. God has his reasons for picking people and God has reasons why he wants Donald Trump to be president."
Hollywood's Stock Market Panic
Schneider reveals an interesting pattern: he didn't hear from Hollywood agents and managers until the stock market took a significant downturn. "I gotta tell you, I haven't had agents from Hollywood and managers call me until the stock market took a dump," he explains. They would ask, "Hey, what's your boy doing?" as if Schneider had direct access to influence Trump's tariff policies.
When the stock market had one of its biggest days in history, those calls stopped. Schneider points out that "the stock market is 70% owned by Democrats," so he feels "no pain at all for the Democrats." He criticizes them for not caring about the flyover states, arguing that Trump does care and that "this is his one chance to gain parity with other nations." No other president, Schneider argues, would push people with power in this country into "the pain category."
The Miss Teen USA Pageant Regret
In a particularly poignant story, Schneider shares a moment that still haunts him. While judging the Miss Teen USA pageant, he hesitated when scoring a contestant's final speech. He intended to give her an 8.5 but accidentally registered an 8.0. The contestant had given an "eloquent, beautiful speech," and that half-point difference cost her the crown.
During the commercial break, Schneider frantically tried to correct the mistake: "I gave her another half a point, like, please, someone help me." The response was cold: "It's too late. That's your fault. That's not on us." The next day at the airport, the girl's mother confronted him: "How dare you? She has been the most outspoken, eloquent." Schneider admits the mother was absolutely right.
The winner was a girl named Charlotte who had been an orphan and gone through the foster care system her entire life. While Schneider notes this was "a pretty great story," he mentions that Charlotte's path afterward wasn't easy, suggesting she may have done adult films. The moral weight of that decision still clearly affects him.
Deuce Biglow and Comedy in the Age of Sensitivity
Schneider addresses his famous role in Deuce Biglow, clarifying that he wasn't playing a gigolo but "a guy who cleaned fish tanks." This reflected his self-image: "I knew that I was never gonna get like the beautiful, gorgeous girls that I had crushes on in high school. I said, I just, I need something more than just being a, you know me. I need to be like a comedian."
The inspiration came from inverting American Gigolo with Richard Gere. Instead of beautiful women hiring a handsome gigolo, Schneider asked: "Who are the women that really need, maybe perhaps Gigolos?" His answer: women with narcolepsy, one leg, or Tourette syndrome. Amy Poehler played the latter, memorably.
"Disney made Deuce Biglow, they made The Hot Chick. They'll never do that again," Schneider laments. "Which is sad because you gotta have funny movies." He invokes his "good dear friend John Cleese from Monty Python," quoting him: "The most sensitive people should not be the ones deciding what everybody else gets to listen to and enjoy."
Disney's Woke Failure
Schneider pulls no punches about Disney's current direction: "It's not just sanitized. It's also woke and they're also shoving it down our throat and, thankfully, no one's taking it." He points to capitalism as the corrective force: "You're not gonna shove woke garbage down our throats."
The Snow White debacle serves as his prime example. "They released Snow White in March, which is the biggest that that March is like for movies that are turds. It is not a movie. You wanna release a movie in May when kids are starting, you wanna get ahead of the summer, or you wanna release it July 4th or at Christmas time."
Having worked at Disney, Schneider knows "for a fact that you never release a blockbuster in March. You just don't, nobody does it. It is a turd. And they knew it was a turd and they knew that girl had ruined the movie." He suggests there needs to be awareness for movie stars about how their public statements can damage their films, contrasting thoughtful discretion with "blowhard actors" whose "farts are rose scented" and who treat "every social media post" as "a thing of intellectual perfection."
The Lesson from Oprah
Schneider closes with wisdom passed to his friend Chaz Edelstein from Oprah years ago, though the transcript cuts off before completing the thought. The clear implication throughout: we need to return to being adults who decide for ourselves what to watch and enjoy, rather than letting a "small group of migrants" and "Disney executives" force "a very sanitized, very narrow agenda" on everyone.
Video Transcript
Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
be, uh, a little bit of a pill.
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
was like, do you have a Trump joke?
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
And then I was like, no,
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
Say the joke, you know, which, why not?
You know, you mean.
You, they, the joke, you
know, I'm here again.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
And he said, Hey, what, what?
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
And I said, well, the difference
between me and Donald Trump is, you
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
on the spot and I'm a whore.
I'll go for a laugh.
And it didn't get a
good laugh, by the way.
And he looked at me and
said, that's not true.
That's not true.
You're a liar.
You're lying.
That's not true.
And then it's just funny.
But um,
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
here, you're gonna do this thing.
You know, put on some
sunglasses, pull your.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
I just went to this play.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
the thing, the motivation.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
He loves America.
Donald Trump loves America more than.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
Democrats who screwed up.
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
It was 11 million votes.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
Exactly.
That's what our Republicans have been
them on her.
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
So he said, you know, vote for Miss Texas.
She's got the biggest chance.
And he was right.
'cause we didn't vote for
And by chance he meant.
Yes.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
Nothing wrong with that.
And he did.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
He said this,
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
be, uh, a little bit of a pill.
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
was like, do you have a Trump joke?
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
And then I was like, no,
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
Say the joke, you know, which, why not?
You know, you mean.
You, they, the joke, you
know, I'm here again.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
And he said, Hey, what, what?
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
And I said, well, the difference
between me and Donald Trump is, you
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
on the spot and I'm a whore.
I'll go for a laugh.
And it didn't get a
good laugh, by the way.
And he looked at me and
said, that's not true.
That's not true.
You're a liar.
You're lying.
That's not true.
And then it's just funny.
But um,
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
here, you're gonna do this thing.
You know, put on some
sunglasses, pull your.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
I just went to this play.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
the thing, the motivation.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
He loves America.
Donald Trump loves America more than.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
Democrats who screwed up.
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
It was 11 million votes.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
Exactly.
That's what our Republicans have been
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
So he said, you know, vote for Miss Texas.
She's got the biggest chance.
And he was right.
'cause we didn't vote for
And by chance he meant.
Yes.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
Nothing wrong with that.
And he did.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
be, uh, a little bit of a pill.
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
was like, do you have a Trump joke?
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
Say the joke, you know, which, why not?
You, they, the joke, you
know, I'm here again.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
And he said, Hey, what, what?
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
And I said, well, the difference
between me and Donald Trump is, you
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
on the spot and I'm a whore.
I'll go for a laugh.
And it didn't get a
good laugh, by the way.
And he looked at me and
said, that's not true.
And then it's just funny.
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
here, you're gonna do this thing.
You know, put on some
sunglasses, pull your.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
the thing, the motivation.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
He loves America.
Donald Trump loves America more than.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
Democrats who screwed up.
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
It was 11 million votes.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
That's what our Republicans have been
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
So he said, you know, vote for Miss Texas.
She's got the biggest chance.
And he was right.
And by chance he meant.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
Nothing wrong with that.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
be, uh, a little bit of a pill.
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
Say the joke, you know, which, why not?
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
And I said, well, the difference
between me and Donald Trump is, you
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
And it didn't get a
good laugh, by the way.
And he looked at me and
said, that's not true.
And then it's just funny.
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
here, you're gonna do this thing.
You know, put on some
sunglasses, pull your.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Donald Trump loves America more than.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
Democrats who screwed up.
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
So he said, you know, vote for Miss Texas.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
be, uh, a little bit of a pill.
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
And I said, well, the difference
between me and Donald Trump is, you
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
You know, put on some
sunglasses, pull your.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
Democrats who screwed up.
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
He asked you before you went on the
show, went in your dressing room,
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
and I just say the joke
around there, he's not there.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
You were telling me something about
Donald Trump backstage went with that.
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
Let me just say, how about
great Donald Trump is, that's
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
They were not gonna waste their powder
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
know, when I got started, my daddy,
he didn't give me $40 million.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
win, miss Universe, that's what he wanted.
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
You're like, I have one, but I don't wanna
tell it 'cause it's gonna be offensive.
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
the difference between, you know,
it's got 45 seconds, the big clock.
And that, uh, president
Trump did not like that.
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
And then you saw him again
before he was president.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
You didn't wanna leave your house
and your publicist like, you're going
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
the Democrats, what happened to those
11 million votes we had last time?
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
You know, I mean, there's nothing
wrong with, with, uh, with
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
against, uh, what he wanted because
he said, vote for who you want.
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
And I apologized, Mr. President,
but you know, they put me
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
he owned Miss USA pageant, and they,
I didn't even know what I was doing.
And the next thing I know, I'm a judge and
I'm backstage and Donald Trump comes out.
The Democrats don't
realize he loves America.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
They didn't realize if you wouldn't have
cheated in 2020, and yes, you did cheat.
I remember like during the, you know,
the last election of, uh, Kamala, all
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
He wanted, well he wanted, and, you
know, he's a man and of, of, of a
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You know, Jay Leno has this great
reputation, but, uh, he, he can
So anyway, um, you know Donald
Trump, uh, so I just said, you know,
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
Any president in my lifetime,
he is the most thanks to the
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
certain age at a certain, uh, time
period, uh, where he became, um.
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
beautiful women and enjoying and,
and, and, and appreciating beauty.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
But the story is so amazing, so I. I was
a judge on the Miss Teen USA pageant,
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
So, um, but he loves this country
and you have to know that, um.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
You were, you were a little depressed
after a, a recent romantic split.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
Like even in the Miss USA pageant, like
15 years ago, whatever he wanted USA to
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final Now, you were on The Tonight Show
with Donald Trump and Jay Leno.
And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final And he had a particular, um, favorite
that year and, you know, we voted
and I hesitated when I was giving one
of the contestants a score on her final speech, and I was gonna give her an 8.5,
I, I hesitated and I put an eight and I, speech, and I was gonna give her an 8.5,
I, I hesitated and I put an eight and I,
and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech. speech, and I was gonna give her an 8.5,
I, I hesitated and I put an eight and I,
and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech.
And if I hadn't have done
that, she would've won. speech, and I was gonna give her an 8.5,
I, I hesitated and I put an eight and I,
and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech.
And if I hadn't have done
that, she would've won.
And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break. and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech.
And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break. and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech.
And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break.
They were about to crown the window. and it, it registered as 8.0 and she gave
this like, eloquent, beautiful speech.
And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break.
They were about to crown the window.
I'm like. And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break.
They were about to crown the window.
I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me, And, and I was like screaming
during the commercial break.
I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me, I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me, I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
and they're like, it's too late. I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
and they're like, it's too late.
That's your fault. I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
and they're like, it's too late.
That's your fault.
That's not on us. I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
That's your fault.
That's not on us. I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
That's not on us.
And you're still thinking about
it all this time later, right? I gave her another half a point,
like, please, someone help me,
And you're still thinking about
it all this time later, right? And you're still thinking about
it all this time later, right? And you're still thinking about
it all this time later, right?
Yes, because the girl's mother saw me
at the airport the next day and came Yes, because the girl's mother saw me
at the airport the next day and came Yes, because the girl's mother saw me
at the airport the next day and came
up to me and was like, how dare you? Yes, because the girl's mother saw me
at the airport the next day and came
up to me and was like, how dare you?
Like she has been the most outspoken,
eloquent, and she was absolutely right. Yes, because the girl's mother saw me
at the airport the next day and came
Like she has been the most outspoken,
eloquent, and she was absolutely right. Like she has been the most outspoken,
eloquent, and she was absolutely right. Like she has been the most outspoken,
eloquent, and she was absolutely right.
Um, but, you know, a, a girl named
Charlotte who was an orphan, who Like she has been the most outspoken,
eloquent, and she was absolutely right.
Um, but, you know, a, a girl named
Charlotte who was an orphan, who
had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended Um, but, you know, a, a girl named
Charlotte who was an orphan, who
had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended Um, but, you know, a, a girl named
Charlotte who was an orphan, who
had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended
up winning, which is a pretty great had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended
up winning, which is a pretty great had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended
up winning, which is a pretty great
that is a great had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended
up winning, which is a pretty great
that is a great
she might've, she might've done some
adult films or something of that ilk. had been through the foster care
system her entire life, she ended
she might've, she might've done some
adult films or something of that ilk. she might've, she might've done some
adult films or something of that ilk. she might've, she might've done some
adult films or something of that ilk.
So it's like the road wasn't
always like easy for her after. she might've, she might've done some
adult films or something of that ilk.
So it's like the road wasn't
always like easy for her after.
But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and So it's like the road wasn't
always like easy for her after.
But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and
she was like, she was a brunette. But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and
she was like, she was a brunette.
She's like, I don't even wanna be here. But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and
she was like, she was a brunette.
She's like, I don't even wanna be here.
My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school. But I, I felt for you because
you had a contestant come in and
She's like, I don't even wanna be here.
My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school. My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school. My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school.
And all the judges are like, oh my God. My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school.
And all the judges are like, oh my God.
Like she's really gonna help people. My friend's say I'm pretty, I need to
pay for my last year of medical school.
And all the judges are like, oh my God.
Like she's really gonna help people.
She's a doctor. And all the judges are like, oh my God.
Like she's really gonna help people.
She's a doctor.
And then what She's a doctor.
And then what
all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win
and, uh, she was beautiful. all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win
and, uh, she was beautiful.
Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful. all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win
Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful. all voted, well, Donald Trump
had wanted Miss Texas to win
Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful.
She just wasn't, um. Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful.
She just wasn't, um. Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful.
She just wasn't, um.
You know, as blonde and blah, blah, blah. Miss Texas, you know, and this
other girl's also beautiful.
You know, as blonde and blah, blah, blah. You know, as blonde and blah, blah, blah. You know, as blonde and blah, blah, blah.
She was as far away from blonde,
if you know what I'm saying. She was as far away from blonde,
if you know what I'm saying. She was as far away from blonde,
if you know what I'm saying.
You could, you could imagine. She was as far away from blonde,
if you know what I'm saying.
You could, you could imagine.
And, uh, we voted for her
because she said she was close. She was as far away from blonde,
if you know what I'm saying.
And, uh, we voted for her
because she said she was close. And, uh, we voted for her
because she said she was close. And, uh, we voted for her
because she said she was close.
She just needed a hundred thousand
dollars to pick him, a doctor. And, uh, we voted for her
because she said she was close.
She just needed a hundred thousand
dollars to pick him, a doctor.
And it was like, well, you
know, we should vote for her and She just needed a hundred thousand
dollars to pick him, a doctor.
And it was like, well, you
know, we should vote for her and
we'll just, you know, I'm sorry. And it was like, well, you
know, we should vote for her and
we'll just, you know, I'm sorry.
I'm sure he'll understand. And it was like, well, you
know, we should vote for her and
we'll just, you know, I'm sorry.
I'm sure he'll understand.
He didn't understand he wanted
to win in this universe. And it was like, well, you
know, we should vote for her and
I'm sure he'll understand.
He didn't understand he wanted
to win in this universe. He didn't understand he wanted
to win in this universe. He didn't understand he wanted
to win in this universe.
That's how much he loves America. He didn't understand he wanted
to win in this universe.
That's how much he loves America.
But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it, But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it, But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it,
and I'm sure he understands. But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it,
and I'm sure he understands.
No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it,
No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember But we did that and, um, and I
don't, well, I don't regret it,
No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember
we were on the Tonight Show together? No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember
we were on the Tonight Show together? No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember
we were on the Tonight Show together?
He's like, no, I don't remember. No, but he, you, you said you went up
to him and you were like, oh, remember
He's like, no, I don't remember.
And he was like, yeah, I told joke And he was like, yeah, I told joke
That was my mistake. And he was like, yeah, I told joke
That was my mistake.
He That was my mistake.
what was a joke? That was my mistake.
what was a joke?
Tell me the joke. what was a joke?
Tell me the joke. Tell me the joke.
I love jokes. Tell me the joke.
I love jokes.
Jokes are funny. I love jokes.
Jokes are funny. Jokes are funny.
Tell me the Jokes are funny.
Tell me the
tell me the joke. tell me the joke. tell me the joke.
I love jokes. I love jokes.
I wanna know the joke. I wanna know the joke. I wanna know the joke.
then you tell him the joke and what did he then you tell him the joke and what did he
say? then you tell him the joke and what did he
well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you. well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you. well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you.
No. well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you.
And he said to me I love this. well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you.
And he said to me I love this.
He said, no, seriously. well, Donald Trump looked at
me and he said, I hate you.
He said, no, seriously.
I hate you now. He said, no, seriously.
I hate you now. He said, no, seriously.
I hate you now.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
And I was like, ah, why
did I have to bring it up? And I was like, ah, why
did I have to bring it up? And I was like, ah, why
did I have to bring it up?
You know? And I was like, ah, why
did I have to bring it up?
but, you know, he, was, he's been
very nice and he was very nice to but, you know, he, was, he's been
very nice and he was very nice to but, you know, he, was, he's been
very nice and he was very nice to
me, and he knows that I'm a supporter
and I know he loves this country. but, you know, he, was, he's been
very nice and he was very nice to
me, and he knows that I'm a supporter
and I know he loves this country.
I. And I feel like the Democrats screwed
up 'cause they could have gotten rid, me, and he knows that I'm a supporter
and I know he loves this country.
I. And I feel like the Democrats screwed
up 'cause they could have gotten rid, me, and he knows that I'm a supporter
and I know he loves this country.
I. And I feel like the Democrats screwed
up 'cause they could have gotten rid,
they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had I. And I feel like the Democrats screwed
up 'cause they could have gotten rid,
they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had I. And I feel like the Democrats screwed
up 'cause they could have gotten rid,
they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had
blah, blah, blah, but they didn't. they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had
blah, blah, blah, but they didn't. they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had
blah, blah, blah, but they didn't.
And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had
And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you they could have gotten rid of, um,
of him by now and they would've had
And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you
would never, you know, you wouldn't. And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you
would never, you know, you wouldn't. And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you
would never, you know, you wouldn't.
God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you
God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he And like God works in mysterious ways
and God works with people that you
God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he
wants Donald Trump to be president. God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he
wants Donald Trump to be president. God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he
wants Donald Trump to be president.
And I, I sincerely believe that. God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he
And I, I sincerely believe that.
It's like if you God has his reasons for picking
people and God has reasons why he
And I, I sincerely believe that.
It's like if you
James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country. And I, I sincerely believe that.
It's like if you
James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country. And I, I sincerely believe that.
James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country. James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country. James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country.
James James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country.
just, he wants to take down the stock
market and take the country down James Carville doesn't believe that James
Carville's, like he hates this country.
just, he wants to take down the stock
market and take the country down
Well, I would tell you what the stock
market is 70% owned by Democrats. just, he wants to take down the stock
market and take the country down
Well, I would tell you what the stock
market is 70% owned by Democrats. just, he wants to take down the stock
market and take the country down
Well, I would tell you what the stock
market is 70% owned by Democrats.
So I feel no pain at
all for the Democrats. Well, I would tell you what the stock
market is 70% owned by Democrats.
So I feel no pain at
all for the Democrats. So I feel no pain at
all for the Democrats.
I don't you guys have had it. I don't you guys have had it.
You don't care about the flyover states. You don't care about the flyover states.
You really don't. You don't care about the flyover states.
You really don't.
Donald Trump does. You don't care about the flyover states.
Donald Trump does. You don't care about the flyover states.
Donald Trump does.
This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other Donald Trump does.
This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other
president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other
president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people
who have power in this country. This is his one chance to gain parody
with other nations and no other
president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people
who have power in this country.
I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people
who have power in this country.
I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people
I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers president would, would push people
into the pain category and the people
I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers
call me until the stock market. I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers
call me until the stock market. I gotta tell you, I haven't had
agents from Hollywood and managers
call me until the stock market.
Took a dump and then yesterday had a
big one of its biggest days in history call me until the stock market.
Took a dump and then yesterday had a
big one of its biggest days in history Took a dump and then yesterday had a
big one of its biggest days in history Took a dump and then yesterday had a
big one of its biggest days in history
and they didn't call me yesterday,
but they called me a few days ago. Took a dump and then yesterday had a
big one of its biggest days in history
and they didn't call me yesterday,
but they called me a few days ago.
Say, Hey, what's your boy doing? and they didn't call me yesterday,
but they called me a few days ago.
Say, Hey, what's your boy doing?
You know? and they didn't call me yesterday,
but they called me a few days ago.
Say, Hey, what's your boy doing?
You know?
And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know? and they didn't call me yesterday,
but they called me a few days ago.
Say, Hey, what's your boy doing?
And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know? And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know? And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know?
Oh, lemme call him right now. And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know?
Oh, lemme call him right now.
Oh my God. And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know?
Oh, lemme call him right now.
Oh my God.
Like, I'll text him. And I like, as if I have
any access to the, you know?
Like, I'll text him. Like, I'll text him.
I'll take care of this whole thing. I'll take care of this whole thing.
I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Like your 401k is now amazing. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Like your 401k is now amazing.
Thank me. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Like your 401k is now amazing.
Thank me.
yeah, exactly. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Like your 401k is now amazing.
yeah, exactly. I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Like your 401k is now amazing.
yeah, exactly.
Well, I will say though, it's gonna
be bumpy and if for everybody wait I'm gonna tell him to put a 90 day pause
on non-China tariffs and we'll so be fine.
Well, I will say though, it's gonna
be bumpy and if for everybody wait Well, I will say though, it's gonna
be bumpy and if for everybody wait
till June, give it two months. Well, I will say though, it's gonna
be bumpy and if for everybody wait
till June, give it two months.
Give it a couple of months, mid-June. Well, I will say though, it's gonna
be bumpy and if for everybody wait
Give it a couple of months, mid-June.
'cause it's gonna continue to be bumpy. Give it a couple of months, mid-June.
'cause it's gonna continue to be bumpy. 'cause it's gonna continue to be bumpy.
You have undergone a
personal transformation. You have undergone a
personal transformation. You have undergone a
personal transformation.
You are a good Catholic, a
loving husband and father. You are a good Catholic, a
loving husband and father. You are a good Catholic, a
loving husband and father.
But at one time, were you a man whore and
was that the inspiration for Deuce Biglow? But at one time, were you a man whore and
was that the inspiration for Deuce Biglow?
Because not, there was not a
lot of manhole representation But at one time, were you a man whore and
was that the inspiration for Deuce Biglow?
Because not, there was not a
lot of manhole representation
all, I did, I played a guy
who wasn't a, a gigolo. But at one time, were you a man whore and
was that the inspiration for Deuce Biglow?
Because not, there was not a
lot of manhole representation
all, I did, I played a guy
who wasn't a, a gigolo.
I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks. Because not, there was not a
lot of manhole representation
all, I did, I played a guy
who wasn't a, a gigolo.
I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks. all, I did, I played a guy
who wasn't a, a gigolo.
I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks. all, I did, I played a guy
who wasn't a, a gigolo.
I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks.
That was my image of myself. I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks.
That was my image of myself. I played a guy who cleaned fish tanks.
That was my image of myself.
I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls That was my image of myself.
I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls
that I had crushes on in high school. I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls
that I had crushes on in high school.
I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me. I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls
I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me. I've never, I knew that I was never gonna
get like the beautiful, uh, gorgeous girls
I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me.
I need to be like a comedian or some girl. I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me.
I need to be like a comedian or some girl. I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me.
I need to be like a comedian or some girl.
At least girls would find me funny
and maybe that would be my end. I said, I just, I need something
more than just being a, you know me.
At least girls would find me funny
and maybe that would be my end. At least girls would find me funny
and maybe that would be my end.
Better a comic than a At least girls would find me funny
and maybe that would be my end.
Better a comic than a
yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely. At least girls would find me funny
and maybe that would be my end.
yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely.
I saw the movie. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely.
I saw the movie.
Um. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely.
I saw the movie.
Um.
American Gigolo with Richard
Gere, a very handsome man. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely.
American Gigolo with Richard
Gere, a very handsome man. yeah, so I saw the movie,
uh, yes, absolutely.
American Gigolo with Richard
Gere, a very handsome man.
And I thought like, well, sh and
these beautiful women, I said, these American Gigolo with Richard
Gere, a very handsome man.
And I thought like, well, sh and
these beautiful women, I said, these American Gigolo with Richard
Gere, a very handsome man.
And I thought like, well, sh and
these beautiful women, I said, these
beautiful women, they don't need you. And I thought like, well, sh and
these beautiful women, I said, these
beautiful women, they don't need you. And I thought like, well, sh and
these beautiful women, I said, these
beautiful women, they don't need you.
Hire a Jigg o They can go anywhere
they wanna have any guy they want. Hire a Jigg o They can go anywhere
they wanna have any guy they want. Hire a Jigg o They can go anywhere
they wanna have any guy they want.
And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos? And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos? And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos?
And I thought, well, maybe it's
somebody who was an narcolepsy And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos?
And I thought, well, maybe it's
somebody who was an narcolepsy
or somebody who was one leg. And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos?
And I thought, well, maybe it's
somebody who was an narcolepsy
or somebody who was one leg.
So it was just a simple joke. And I said, who are the women that
really need, uh, maybe perhaps Gigolos?
or somebody who was one leg.
So it was just a simple joke. or somebody who was one leg.
So it was just a simple joke.
And Tourette syndrome. So it was just a simple joke.
And Tourette syndrome. So it was just a simple joke.
And Tourette syndrome.
Amy Poer was Amy Poer was
ball, ball,
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made. But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made. But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made.
Disney made Deuce Bigelow,
they made the hot chick. But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made.
Disney made Deuce Bigelow,
they made the hot chick.
They'll never do that again. But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made.
Disney made Deuce Bigelow,
they made the hot chick.
They'll never do that again.
Which is sad because you
gotta have funny movies. But you So, um, it, to me it was
just a silly movie that Disney made.
Which is sad because you
gotta have funny movies. Which is sad because you
gotta have funny movies. Which is sad because you
gotta have funny movies.
And the idea that, you know, if
a few people are offended or say Which is sad because you
gotta have funny movies.
And the idea that, you know, if
a few people are offended or say
they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching And the idea that, you know, if
a few people are offended or say
they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching And the idea that, you know, if
a few people are offended or say
they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching
or listening to what we want. And the idea that, you know, if
a few people are offended or say
they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching
or listening to what we want.
And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching
or listening to what we want.
And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the they're offended, well that, that,
that has to stop us from watching
And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the
life of the life of Brian and also the
brilliant, uh, movie fish called Wanda. And my, my good dear friend John Cle
from Monty Python, and you know, the
life of the life of Brian and also the
brilliant, uh, movie fish called Wanda.
He, he said. life of the life of Brian and also the
brilliant, uh, movie fish called Wanda.
He, he said.
The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody life of the life of Brian and also the
brilliant, uh, movie fish called Wanda.
The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody life of the life of Brian and also the
brilliant, uh, movie fish called Wanda.
The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody
else gets to listen to and enjoy. The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody
else gets to listen to and enjoy. The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody
else gets to listen to and enjoy.
And it's true. The most sensitive people should not
be the ones deciding what everybody
else gets to listen to and enjoy.
And it's true.
Let us decide. else gets to listen to and enjoy.
Let us decide.
So we have to go back to being
adults and watching what we want Let us decide.
So we have to go back to being
adults and watching what we want So we have to go back to being
adults and watching what we want So we have to go back to being
adults and watching what we want
and then, and listening and not
letting these small group of mis So we have to go back to being
adults and watching what we want
and then, and listening and not
letting these small group of mis
grants and, and, uh, you know. and then, and listening and not
letting these small group of mis
grants and, and, uh, you know. and then, and listening and not
letting these small group of mis
grants and, and, uh, you know.
And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very grants and, and, uh, you know.
And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very
sanitized, very narrow agenda on. And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very
sanitized, very narrow agenda on.
not just narrow, it's not just sanitized. And Disney executives, because they're
the ones who are forcing a very
sanitized, very narrow agenda on.
not just narrow, it's not just sanitized.
It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully. sanitized, very narrow agenda on.
not just narrow, it's not just sanitized.
It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully. It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully. It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's. It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's.
No one's taking It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's taking It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's taking
yes. It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's taking
yes.
Right. It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's taking
Right.
So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
No one's taking
So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce It's also woke and they're also shoving
it down our throat and, and thankfully.
So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce
the fact that, uh, you're not gonna s
shove woke garbage down our throats. So, I mean, I think the capitalism
in that way is going to reinforce
the fact that, uh, you're not gonna s
shove woke garbage down our throats.
And I think Disney, I mean, obviously
Disney learned a very valuable lesson. the fact that, uh, you're not gonna s
shove woke garbage down our throats.
And I think Disney, I mean, obviously
Disney learned a very valuable lesson. the fact that, uh, you're not gonna s
shove woke garbage down our throats.
And I think Disney, I mean, obviously
Disney learned a very valuable lesson.
First of all, they released a Snow
White in March, which is the, you And I think Disney, I mean, obviously
Disney learned a very valuable lesson.
First of all, they released a Snow
White in March, which is the, you And I think Disney, I mean, obviously
Disney learned a very valuable lesson.
First of all, they released a Snow
White in March, which is the, you
know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds. First of all, they released a Snow
White in March, which is the, you
know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds. know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds.
It is not a movie. know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds.
It is not a movie.
You wanna release a movie. know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds.
You wanna release a movie.
You know, in, in, in the in May when
kids are starting, you wanna get ahead know, the biggest that that march
is like for movies that are turds.
You know, in, in, in the in May when
kids are starting, you wanna get ahead You know, in, in, in the in May when
kids are starting, you wanna get ahead You know, in, in, in the in May when
kids are starting, you wanna get ahead
of the summer, or you wanna release
it July 4th or at Christmas time. You know, in, in, in the in May when
kids are starting, you wanna get ahead
of the summer, or you wanna release
it July 4th or at Christmas time.
When you release your movie in March, it's
because, you know it's a turd and you're of the summer, or you wanna release
it July 4th or at Christmas time.
When you release your movie in March, it's
because, you know it's a turd and you're When you release your movie in March, it's
because, you know it's a turd and you're
trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying When you release your movie in March, it's
because, you know it's a turd and you're
trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying
to bury it, just get it outta the way. When you release your movie in March, it's
because, you know it's a turd and you're
trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying
to bury it, just get it outta the way.
And so Disney was stuck in that position. trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying
to bury it, just get it outta the way.
And so Disney was stuck in that position.
So that's what they did. trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying
And so Disney was stuck in that position.
So that's what they did. trying to sneak it out there when there's
not much else, and you're also trying
And so Disney was stuck in that position.
So that's what they did.
I mean, I worked at Disney. And so Disney was stuck in that position.
I mean, I worked at Disney.
I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March. I mean, I worked at Disney.
I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March. I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March. I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March.
You just don't, nobody does it. I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March.
You just don't, nobody does it.
It is a turd. I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March.
It is a turd.
And they knew it was a turd and they
knew that girl, had ruined the movie. I know for a fact that you never
release a blockbuster in March.
And they knew it was a turd and they
knew that girl, had ruined the movie. And they knew it was a turd and they
knew that girl, had ruined the movie. And they knew it was a turd and they
knew that girl, had ruined the movie.
And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness And they knew it was a turd and they
knew that girl, had ruined the movie.
And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness
for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness
for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness
for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the
contracts you can't say anything. And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness
for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the
contracts you can't say anything.
the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though. And unfortunately, you know, now, I
mean, there has to be an awareness
for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the
the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though. for movie stars to like say, Hey
listen, you know, I'm sure in the
the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though. the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though. the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though.
Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a, the, the words that blowhard actors,
you know, put out there as though.
Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a,
a thing of intellectual perfection. Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a,
a thing of intellectual perfection. Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a,
a thing of intellectual perfection.
They're the ones like the press
loves to go back and find those Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a,
They're the ones like the press
loves to go back and find those Their farts are rose scented and you
know, every social media post is a,
They're the ones like the press
loves to go back and find those
Well, you're gonna brisk, I mean, when
you, I mean, Oprah said this years ago to They're the ones like the press
loves to go back and find those
Well, you're gonna brisk, I mean, when
you, I mean, Oprah said this years ago to They're the ones like the press
loves to go back and find those
Well, you're gonna brisk, I mean, when
you, I mean, Oprah said this years ago to
a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o. Well, you're gonna brisk, I mean, when
you, I mean, Oprah said this years ago to
a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o. Well, you're gonna brisk, I mean, when
you, I mean, Oprah said this years ago to
a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o.
pass the five alarm chili. a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o. a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o.
I. a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o. a friend of mine, Chaz Edelstein, and he
told him, he said like, I don't like o.