When Comedians Destroy Hecklers: Rob Schneider, Leonarda Jonie and Troy Bond's Most Savage Confrontations

[00:00] that month.

[00:01] >> You're not.

[00:01] >> Shut the up.

[00:03] >> Have a good night, Camala Harris.

[00:04] >> No, that was the most racist joke ever.

[00:07] >> What happens when outrage culture

[00:09] collides with a microphone? When a room

[00:11] full of people come to laugh and one

[00:13] person comes to lecture. Tonight, we're

[00:15] diving into the most savage moments

[00:17] where comedians didn't just survive

[00:19] hecklers, they obliterated them. And

[00:22] we're kicking things off with someone

[00:23] who's been in the game long enough to

[00:25] teach a master class in free speech.

[00:27] >> Is everything okay?

[00:28] >> No.

[00:28] >> Are you mad? You okay?

[00:30] >> No. No. No. I'm mad.

[00:32] >> You're mad?

[00:33] >> That's okay. There's You know what the

[00:34] cool thing about in America is? Free

[00:36] speech isn't the speech you like? Nice

[00:38] stuff is not what needs to be protected.

[00:40] It's the stuff that you hate that needs

[00:42] protection so that somebody like the

[00:44] government or you doesn't get to decide

[00:46] what everybody else gets to hear.

[00:51] And you're more than welcome to have

[00:53] disagree and write an act and get on

[00:56] stage and sell out like I just did. But

[00:58] while Rob handles outrage with calm

[01:00] maturity, the next comedian prefers a

[01:03] little more firepower.

[01:04] >> The Mexicans are trying to figure out

[01:05] what a vaccine pass. Hey honey, if you

[01:08] think I suck, the door's right there.

[01:09] You can get the out. I love when people

[01:12] get offended and they think their

[01:13] opinion is more important than a room

[01:14] full of people who are enjoying the

[01:16] content.

[01:18] She's vaccinated. I got it.

[01:21] >> Hey, people died. I know. People died

[01:23] all the time. The rest of us got to

[01:25] suffer cuz these guys were doing it for

[01:26] stupid. It was like so they could go to

[01:28] brunch. You're giving up our civil

[01:30] liberties for what? They're like, "Oh,

[01:32] well, I like banana pancakes."

[01:34] >> They're like, "Yeah, well your

[01:35] grandfather's watching you right now

[01:36] being like, wow, if I known my grandson

[01:38] was going to be such a I would have let

[01:41] that Nazi soldier me."

[01:44] >> But Leonardo wasn't the only one who

[01:46] turned hecklers into memes. Because the

[01:48] next guy gets roasted by Sammy Ode so

[01:49] hard, there's no coming back from it.

[01:51] >> I'm Palestinian. My roommate is Jewish.

[01:53] We always fight over where his room

[01:55] starts and mine ends. Okay. So, he pays

[01:58] more rent, but I've been there longer.

[01:59] You feel me? All right. It's tricky. I

[02:02] understand. It is tricky because the

[02:03] Jews were in Israel first a very long,

[02:05] long time ago. They were there, but then

[02:06] they left. You know, they left. It's

[02:08] like you leave your towel on the bench

[02:09] press at the gym and then you go, you

[02:12] know, you leave for 3 hours. Someone's

[02:13] going to grab that towel and wrap it

[02:14] around their head. We share culture all

[02:16] the time, me and my roommate. I asked

[02:17] him, I said, "Hey, man. What do you like

[02:19] most about being Jewish?" He's like, "I

[02:20] never thought about that before." I was

[02:21] like, "Just give me something off the

[02:22] top of your head." So, he gave me his

[02:23] yamaka. And um I'm kidding. He sold it

[02:27] to me. Come on. These are all fun jokes.

[02:29] Everybody has a good time. Breach the

[02:31] cultural relations. It's very important.

[02:36] >> It's good. What's that?

[02:37] >> Say you need to stop picking on people.

[02:39] Start doing real jokes.

[02:42] >> What? Now.

[02:45] Okay. Look, I'm a person. You're a

[02:48] person. I'm talking about real [ __ ]

[02:50] Majoring in math. Did that.

[02:52] >> Palestinian Jewish roommate did that.

[02:54] family from Beirut did that [ __ ] This

[02:56] is all real [ __ ] brother.

[02:59] >> This is all real [ __ ] This is my life.

[03:02] You don't like talking about race? Are

[03:04] you You don't like talking about race?

[03:05] Is that your thing?

[03:06] >> It's the cheap way out.

[03:07] >> It's the cheap way out, man. Well, you

[03:09] know what? Race is a reality to me, man.

[03:11] And is the reality to most people, and

[03:14] I'm making light of it. I'm making light

[03:16] of it, brother. Why would the majority

[03:18] of the crowd be booing you if it's

[03:20] >> Did I have a turban?

[03:22] >> No, I do not have a turban. However, I

[03:24] will say, okay, I was Look, you had a

[03:27] turban growing up. I did it. Is that

[03:29] what you're saying?

[03:30] >> I get mistaken for being Indian all the

[03:31] time. And I It annoys me, too, because

[03:33] there's a difference, bro. People like,

[03:35] "You're Indian." I'm not [ __ ] Indian.

[03:37] You can't just pick any brown person and

[03:38] call us Indian. You're not Columbus.

[03:40] That one's for you. That one's for you.

[03:45] I won't pick on anyone. I won't do any

[03:47] more racial jokes, okay? I'm just saying

[03:49] my best friend is Indian, so it's an

[03:50] arranged friendship and we're very

[03:52] close. But the next comedian didn't just

[03:54] fight back. He dismantled the entire

[03:56] heckler's ego piece by piece.

[03:59] >> I think some of the things that you say.

[04:01] >> Yeah. Just sit down.

[04:02] >> Okay.

[04:03] >> Can I tell you something, lady? Can Hold

[04:05] on.

[04:10] >> Okay. Lady, can I tell you something? If

[04:12] you're easily offended, don't go to a

[04:14] comedy show.

[04:15] >> Thank you.

[04:18] >> They didn't come to hear you. They came

[04:21] to hear us.

[04:24] I think what people lose sight of is the

[04:25] fact that these are just jokes. Okay,

[04:27] what we say up here is not to be taken

[04:30] seriously. Okay, you'd be amazed. Like

[04:32] some people have the audacity to call me

[04:34] a racist when my wife is Mexican. It's

[04:36] like, how could I be racist when I'm

[04:37] married to a lower race? Why don't you

[04:39] answer me that?

[04:41] >> But Quinn wasn't done yet. He had a

[04:43] bigger target in mind. Political

[04:45] correctness itself.

[04:47] >> Political correctness is killing comedy,

[04:50] you guys. It is.

[04:53] >> It's always white people that want to

[04:55] correct you, right? He's not black, he's

[04:57] Africanamean. He's not Hispanic, he's

[05:00] Mexican. Or he's not Asian, he's Chinese

[05:03] American. You know, only Americans do

[05:05] that. Like, I know a black guy that

[05:07] lives in China. They don't call him an

[05:09] African China.

[05:12] They call him King Kong.

[05:15] >> And when someone warned him to be

[05:17] careful, he went full throttle.

[05:19] >> Every race talks different. Let's say

[05:20] you call a white person.

[05:24] >> Hello. Please leave a message after the

[05:26] tone.

[05:27] >> Let's say you call a Mexican person.

[05:35] Let's say you call a black person.

[05:43] >> Jokes.

[05:44] >> Be careful,

[05:45] brother.

[05:46] >> What's that, sir?

[05:47] >> Be careful on your jokes, right?

[05:49] >> Uh, no. No, I'm just getting started,

[05:50] sir. Just getting started.

[05:54] I grew up watching black comics make fun

[05:57] of white people, and I laugh my off. So,

[06:00] no one's going to tell me I can't do the

[06:02] same. Everything is racism now. My

[06:06] sister claims whenever she dates a black

[06:09] guy, she feels like they're being

[06:10] watched.

[06:12] >> I'm like, "Yeah, they're called conjugal

[06:14] visits."

[06:15] [Applause]

[06:17] And now came the storm. A woman screams

[06:20] at Troy Bond mid-p performance. And

[06:22] instead of ignoring her, Troy unleashes

[06:24] pure verbal destruction.

[06:26] >> Somebody good was on stage.

[06:28] >> Yeah. And there is.

[06:30] >> Oh, wait. Don't go nowhere, you trappy

[06:32] Powerpuff Girl. Stand right here so I

[06:34] can roast you after that. Come the [ __ ]

[06:37] over here, you walking UTI. Sit the [ __ ]

[06:40] back down. You scrapped Austin Powers

[06:43] villain. Your bobcat is a robber. Go

[06:47] into the bathroom and wipe the lipstick

[06:49] off your teeth. Go. I'm tired of looking

[06:51] at it. Go stir your drink all you want

[06:54] to. Edna from The Incredibles. Go.

[06:59] You just love being [ __ ] shamed. I'm

[07:01] sorry your father didn't love you, but

[07:03] that's not my fault. These people paid

[07:05] for a show, and just cuz he didn't touch

[07:07] you as much as you wanted doesn't mean

[07:09] you got to touch them the way he did. Go

[07:12] pee and find someone funnier. You still

[07:14] just going to stand there? I just

[07:15] smacked you down like 12 times. I just

[07:18] got the 30-minute light, baby. I got 30

[07:20] more to go. I can do this for 30 minutes

[07:22] or you can go. I'll see you later. I'll

[07:24] see you at the methodone clinic.

[07:25] >> Cold and brutal. But somehow that wasn't

[07:27] even his craziest night.

[07:28] >> I give credit where credit is due. I'm

[07:30] probably the most pro- anti-Trump comic

[07:32] out there.

[07:34] >> That you're not.

[07:35] >> Shut the up.

[07:37] >> Shut the [ __ ] up. As a white guy trying

[07:39] to talk to black people,

[07:41] >> [ __ ] No, you're not.

[07:43] >> Yes, I wasn't.

[07:44] >> No, you were.

[07:45] >> You just tuned in.

[07:46] >> I was trying to.

[07:48] >> I

[07:48] >> You were trying to.

[07:49] >> For what? What are you upset about? It's

[07:52] not me.

[07:53] >> No. And shut up. Any black person that

[07:55] tried to laugh at his [ __ ] jokes. No.

[07:58] >> Stop having fun, [ __ ]

[08:01] >> I don't know who the [ __ ] you're mad at,

[08:02] but it's not me.

[08:04] >> No. A white person trying to make fun of

[08:06] black people.

[08:07] >> See, now you're crying and I was just

[08:08] trying to make you laugh.

[08:09] >> No, don't do that. Okay, I'm sorry.

[08:14] >> Now, I'mma make fun. I was trying to be

[08:16] empathetic.

[08:16] >> That [ __ ] wasn't funny.

[08:18] >> It was not.

[08:18] >> No,

[08:19] >> I don't care. You trying to like laugh

[08:21] at that [ __ ] That's

[08:22] >> How dare I add a comedy clip?

[08:25] >> You a [ __ ]

[08:27] >> Why do you think I'm doing this for a

[08:29] living? You think I was a football

[08:30] player? I'm a [ __ ] No. God damn it.

[08:34] >> You're the first name going in my

[08:35] suicide note tonight.

[08:41] Have a good night, Camala Harris.

[08:45] >> Now's the time. I need you on my side.

[08:47] >> No. No. That was the most racist joke

[08:50] ever.

[08:51] >> No. I I I got like four more in the

[08:54] chamber.

[08:58] >> No. Camala Harris.

[09:00] >> Wait, don't drop the scarf, man. That

[09:02] was $3 at Dollar Tree, man. Yeah. Go

[09:06] pick up the gun she left under the

[09:07] chair.

[09:09] Are you serious? No. Y'all want to laugh

[09:12] about

[09:13] >> I'm so horny for no reason right now.

[09:17] >> Don't bully me. I'll come, [ __ ]

[09:19] >> And just when you think people can't get

[09:21] more personal, one heckler tries to

[09:23] question a comedian's identity.

[09:25] >> Are you really Jewish?

[09:26] >> Am I really Jewish? Are you really

[09:27] black?

[09:31] >> Yes.

[09:33] >> Yes. Me, too. It wasn't us.

[09:38] >> I don't look like you don't look like a

[09:40] typical black person.

[09:43] >> That's a lie. So what you said. So

[09:47] I don't look like a typical Jewish

[09:48] person that you have stereotyped in your

[09:50] [ __ ] head.

[09:52] You look very short and lawyer. I don't

[09:54] understand.

[09:56] Every big

[09:59] I don't know where this is.

[10:01] >> Why aren't you eating a bagel while

[10:03] there?

[10:04] You should really be drinking the blood

[10:06] of Christian babies. I mean, why?

[10:09] >> I really had this whole image in my body

[10:10] that you've totally blown. Um, I am

[10:13] Jewish in front of you. Everything I saw

[10:14] on stage today was

[10:15] >> I've just never seen a Jew.

[10:18] >> I've never seen I've never seen a black

[10:19] girl sing in that seat right there.

[10:23] >> What an amazing world we live in.

[10:25] >> But not everyone has that patience. Some

[10:27] comedians, they come to swing.

[10:31] >> I don't know what you're saying. You

[10:32] keep saying a lot of things. You're very

[10:34] drunk. Very early though. That much I

[10:36] know. What do you do for a living?

[10:40] Oh, now you quiet.

[10:42] Ain't that funny? This [ __ ]

[10:43] couldn't shut up and then a second I'm

[10:44] like, "Hey, what's your job?" Nothing.

[10:48] >> I work in a tea shop.

[10:50] >> A cheese shop.

[10:51] >> Tea shop.

[10:52] >> A tea shop.

[10:53] >> Yeah.

[10:56] >> That's all y'all sell is t-shirts.

[10:58] >> No, like tea. Like ch.

[11:00] >> Oh, chai. But I'm so Indian, dog. I was

[11:02] like, T. And then when he said chai, I

[11:05] was like,

[11:09] that's embarrassing.

[11:11] Jesus Christ, it's almost as

[11:12] embarrassing as a straight man working

[11:14] in a tea shop.

[11:16] And after all that chaos, one comedian

[11:18] ended the night with humor so sharp,

[11:20] even the heckler laughed.

[11:22] >> We had the tube strike two days ago.

[11:25] Yeah. Oh, look how sensitive you all got

[11:27] to that.

[11:29] What's up?

[11:31] >> Brave two seconds ago. What happened?

[11:36] >> Like human rights.

[11:37] >> We like human rights

[11:39] >> for sure. I was talking [ __ ] about a

[11:41] metro train.

[11:44] Of course, it's a white chick, too. It's

[11:47] [Music]

[11:48] I wonder what color her hair is.

[11:50] >> Take a guess.

[11:50] >> Take a guess. Pink and teal. Am I close?

[11:55] >> No. Unfortunately, you're not. on foot.

[11:58] What is it?

[11:59] >> Brunette babe.

[12:00] >> Brunette babe. Are you harassing me?

[12:02] What? Babe,

[12:05] are you assuming my gender? What are you

[12:09] What are you doing? Are you You want to

[12:12] get a drink later? What's up?

[12:16] But uh yeah, so [ __ ] human rights, dude.

[12:20] I mean,